* Lyla the non-human non sequitur, the Queen's Jubilee, Drew Crime: don't believe all women, Lena Dunham's "stunning" bikini photo, 12-year-old armed robbery, road head car crash, Beavis & Butthead movie trailer, and even more listener "refrigerator magnets."* The Detroit Tigers remain terrible. Drew is been on a VaTech baseball bender. Marc just has to add that Michigan's not doing so bad either. * Deshaun Watson Accuser #24 steps forward. Rusty Hardin thinks all guys get consensual happy endings.* Eddie Gaedel got screwed.* RIP OG Gerber Baby. The baby formula shortage is going great.* Queen Elizabeth's Jubilee: Harry and Meghan got booed. They then decided to skip events under the guise of their kid's 1st birthday. Duran Duran kicked ass. Alicia Keys' heart was necessary at this time. Rod Stewart is old. Drummer Nandi made an appearance without the Foo Fighters.* Drew Crime: Laura Day is the worst stepmom possibly ever. She's also the worst girlfriend possibly ever. 48 Hours covered the narcissistic Black Swan Murder. * The John Hinckley Jr. redemption Tour has added more dates, but nothing in Simi Valley yet.* No one asked for it but Corey Feldman has finally joined the NFT game.* Hope you have room in your pants because Lena Dunham has released a "stunning" bikini photo.* Tre...

* Sex Pistols true crime, Queen's Platinum Snooze-ilee, Deshaun Watson accusers #23 & #24, Michael Avenatti sentenced, Hunter Biden's ex-wife's book, tabloids, the coolest 8-year-old, Maz finally checks in, a new Bonerline, and we collect more Listener Refrigerator Magnets.* The Wagon is speeding into Detroit June 8th. Loverboy and Styx are also on the bill.* We totally stiffed Luke Nowacki this week.* Ford is investing $2,000,000,000 in Michigan.* Listener Refrigerator magnets: Mexico. Canada. Maine. New York. Tennessee. Virginia. Yeeeahhh!!!* The Detroit Techno Militia would like BranDon to stop using THIS song on the show.* 209-66-Boner is the number to text or call if you'd like to interact with the Bonerline.* Kaitlin Armstrong remains on the run and is considered armed and dangerous.* Johnny Depp v Amber Heard: Amber Heard's Celebrity Net Worth page has already been updated to -$8M. Amber's lawyer confirms she's broke. Johnny is petting animals across the pond. Amy Schumer is #TeamAmber and gets roasted online.* Joy Behar declares Republicans the party of White Supremacy.* Drew is now a 'bag-slapper' on the Who Are These Podcasts? Patreon. He can't wait to threaten to pull his donations if he doesn't like content.* More accusers emerge against Deshaun Watson.* The Pistol series on Hulu leads us down a path of Johnny Rotten's replacement Ronnie Biggs and his crimes.* Queen Elizabeth's Platinum Jubilee:

* Whomp Whomp - Johnny Depp beats Amber Heard... in court. Boom Boom - Pat Travers joins us. Wha Wha Wha - Trudi's parade adventures. Plus - Sex Pistols on Hulu, Drew Crime covers the Hillside Strangler, and iPhones snobs v. Android androids.* Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: Johnny cleans up and is awarded $13,000,000. Johnny Depp remains on tour in Europe. A crowd goes wild as if they won something. Judge Jeanine Pirro nailed the verdict.* Meghan Markle MIGHT try and reconnect with her dad because she needs some good PR. Meghan and Not-a-Prince Harry are the least popular Royals of all-time. MEghan is declared the Duchess of Product Placement.* Refrigerator magnets: Alabama. Arizona. Colorado. Georgia. Maryland. Nevada. Ohio. South Carolina. Texas. Wisconsin. Yeeeahhh!!!* Kaitlin Armstrong is still missing. It seems like no one is even looking for her.* Rocker Pat Travers joins the show! Check him out at The Token Lounge June 12th. Check out his new tunes.* RIP Ronnie Hawkins.* JPMorgan Jamie Dimon wants everyone to "brace yourself" for the upcoming "hurricane" in the US economy.* Paul Pelosi got in a car crash and was arrested for drunk driving. So now you must be reminded that he killed his brother 65 years ago. The Catholic Church is NOT a fan of Nancy Pelosi. * Hunter Biden's porn searches and viewing antics have been revealed.*

* Mayor Jim Fouts' phony phone call, Mayor Mike Duggan's FBI troubles, Scientology v. Top Gun: Maverick, Cary Fukunaga #MeToo'd, Drew Crime: Temujin Kensu's "magic carpet", Metaverse assault, and Trudi reports live from the Trump Unity rattletrap.* Warren Mayor Jim Fouts decided to "entertain" his staff after a meeting by making a prank call that isn't funny. Some people are saying this call was made by Adobe Cellomaflair.* Mark Hackel is a YouTube star now along with his brother, Bill. Check out all the podcasts at the Speakeasy Network.* Hour Detroit Magazine has contacted us with confirmation of our victory and explain possible shenanigans in past elections.* Thanks to everyone who has been giving us snarky 5-star reviews.* Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: The jury is finally deliberating. Sauvage sales are booming. Johnny Depp continues his tour with Jeff Beck.* Nick Lowe is playing the Magic Bag on August 6th.* Director Cary Fukunaga is in hot water over grooming allegations. His tweet about Roe v. Wade was probably a mistake.* Top Gun: Maverick is bringing out those pesky anti-Scientologists. Tony Ortega piles on as well. The haters certainly haven't seen the trailer for Mission Impossible 7 Dead Reckoning.* Lia Thomas did an interview with Good Morning America.

* Memorial Day parades, Netflix's Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special, Uvalde Texas PD's changing story, The Dumbing Down of America, Top Gun: Maverick, Johnny Depp rocks out, Joey B Toonz v. Britney Spears, and Eli Zaret stops by with his George Carlin story.* Hope you had a safe and meaningful Memorial Day.* Tom Labuda and Trudi Daniels were stars of the SCS Memorial Day Parade. Guess whose car broke down?* Home prices are plummeting in certain cities.* Eli Zaret joins the show to whine about the Detroit Tigers schedule, Kody Clemens here to save the day, the NBA Finals, James Worthy vs the current NBA, Tommy Pham vs Joc Pederson and Gabe Kapler's National Anthem boycott. Oh, and he got George Carlin super-high in 1972.* Tom Mazawey somehow weaseled Champions Club tickets again for his wife and grandma. He claims it was a Mother's Day gift.* Matt Riley had to prepare for hours to watch Joe Biden ramble for a couple minutes. Drew set Riley up with a great mixtape.* Nancy Pelosi's husband is an 82-year-old party animal.* E60 is dropping a Red Wings vs Avalanche doc title 'Unrivaled' in June.* The Virginia Tech football player on trial for a Tinder murder has been acquitted.*

* RIP Ray Liotta, Meghan Markle visits Uvalde, a new Bonerline, Maz checks in w/ Ryan Ermanni, Phil Mickelson's NFTs, Depp v. Heard, Love on the Spectrum, and we call Rod Stewart impersonator to comment on his brother Kevin Spacey's new assault charges.* RIP Ray Liotta.* RIP Andy Fletcher of Depeche Mode.* RIP Alan White of Yes.* Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: Amber Heard is getting thousands of death threats every single day. Amber's lawyer read a pretty mean email from Johnny about Amber. The ex-TMZ employee got sassy on the stand. Thanks to Kate Moss' testimony, Drew has fallen in love with Lottie Moss.* Jussie Smollett, the actor nobody has ever heard of, is back to work for BET.* Kourtney Kardashian might need a new fertility doctor. Rob Kardashian missed yet another of his sister's Italian wedding. Poor Caitlyn wasn't even invited.* Uvalde School shooting: Jimmy Kimmel's monologue was cut off in Texas. Meghan Markle makes it all about her. The husband of a murdered teacher at the school dies of a heart attack. Don McLean pulls out of the NRA convention in Dallas. Parents were being held back from trying to save their kids. Michael Moore wants to repeal the 2nd Amendment. Ted Cruz doesn't want to "talk politics" or answer any questions.

* Hour Detroit is bestowing us awards... unless we're being scammed, Uvalde Texas school shooting, Deshaun Watson's accusers speak, Joel Zumaya hates Al Avila, Seth Green's NFT disaster, strung out Elvis, and Thomas Markle's hot takes.* Kaitlin Armstrong is apparently hiding in New York... with her yoga mat. Our hard-hitting investigative journalism is getting picked up by major news organizations.* Trudi is big winner of Hour Detroit's Best Radio DJ. Or is she? We call Hour Detroit to get the results and claim our prize, but are sent to voicemail. Dave LewAllen has an early copy and confirms Trudi's victory.* Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: Kate Moss flips the narrative of Johnny Depp from abuser to hero. Johnny Depp's bastard "love-child" makes appearance in court. TMZ doesn't want their ex-employee to reveal who leaked the original Depp vs Heard video.* Drew gets bamboozled by Rick's Amazing Friends.* Seth Green's NFTs were stolen and now a tv show he developed surrounding the NFT is in jeopardy.* Robb Elementary Shooting Fallout: Michigan politicians turned down a gun storage bill. Joe Biden vs the Gun Lobby. Beto O'Rourke made the Texas press conference all about him. Salvador Ramos sent text messages to chicks who wanted nothing to do with him. Steve Kerr popped off during his NBA presser.* Two 18-year-old turds face murder and robbery charges after the deaths of two teens in White Lake.* Baseball: Joel Zumaya is pissed at Al Avila and ...

* Ricky Gervais backlash, another school shooting, Thomas Markle's stroke, WATP Karl joins us, we check in on Count David Wimp, Kaitlin Armstrong update, Pushback King Mike Davis on Motel 41's price gouging, and we dethrone The Robinett's as Hour Detroit's Best Podcast.* Another mass shooting. This time an elementary school in Texas killing 18 children.* We've dethroned The Robinett's Nest with Chuck and Kristy as Best Podcast in Hour Detroit. Bring the hate & death threats, Robinette fans. WXYZ celebrated Brad Galli & Dave Rexroth's victory, but not ours.* Kaitlin Armstrong remains on the run. Her parents have broken their silence. Colin Strickland has been dropped by multiple sponsors. Victim Moriah Wilson's David Harris is popping off and trying to solve the case.* SnapChat screwed with the market today as it lost almost half its value.* Ethan Crumbley's parents are complaining about their treatment in the media after their murdering kid killed 4 in Oxford.* Every time Thomas Markle gets ready to go to England something bad happens. He's suffered a massive stroke.* WATP's Karl is back from Nashville to destroy Sofia with an F, break down Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer, and promote upcoming episodes.* An emailer is upset that Drew makes "everything about race".* Ricky Gervais is getting cancelled for Trans jokes just like Dave Chappelle.

* Ghosted Eli Zaret stops by, Operation Drew & Mike, Dwayne Haskins' toxicology report, NFT scams, super spreading Monkeypox orgies, J-Lo's mental health fight, and murder suspect Kaitlin Armstrong's former friend breaks his silence with us.* The stock market finally had a good day.* Eli Zaret drops by to complain about Kirk Gibson ghosting him, underestimating Howard Stern & Tim Allen, feelings over facts, Tim Anderson vs Josh Donaldson, Bronny James prom controversy, the terrible Detroit Tigers, and Nick Saban vs Jimbo Fisher.* "Operation Drew and Mike Show" is a much better show name.* Monkeypox has been spreading through European orgies.* Vladimir Putin will win the war or it will "end badly for all of humanity".* Joe Biden's ready to go to war with China.* Conan O'Brien gets $150,000,000 for his podcast network from SiriusXM.* Stabbing nut Isaiah Lee claims he was "triggered" by Dave Chappelle jokes.* Operation: Grow Wheat should be coming in 10 weeks. Time to start hoarding.* Obi-Wan Kenobi is a show that Drew won't understand.* An odd murder occurred in White Lake,

* Dave Chappelle triggered John Mulaney fans, Elon Musk pulls a Deshaun Watson, Monkeypox, Stagflation, George Carlin's American Dream, Drew Crime: The Cyclist Murder, and the Detroit Lions' DJ cancels Kid Rock.* John Mulaney is in trouble for not issuing a trigger warning for fans before bringing comedian Dave Chappelle on stage at his Columbus comedy show.* Bill Maher went off on the trendiness of transgendered youth.* Dustin Diamond is making a comeback and trying to eclipse Drew in Twitter followers.* Other John Mulaney Notes: Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers is really insensitive to the original Peter Pan. People are mad that John's baby-mama needs baby formula too. * Early Voting won the Preakness stakes and Maz owes us all money for his 2nd consecutive incorrect horse race prediction.* The Detroit Lions DJ scrubs Kid Rock from Ford Field.* Harry Styles is ripping off Paul McCartney.* Dolly Parton has covered a lot more rock songs than you think.* My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman landed a Will Smith interview... before the Oscars slap.* The biggest stars in the world are showing up for the Queen's month-long Platinum Jubilee.* The Detroit Tigers have many injuries.* Congratulations to Travis and Kourtney on their THIRD wedding... this time in Italy.* Stagflation is the newest thing we're told to fear.* McDonald's in Royal Oak closes at 7pm despite the internet saying it's 24/7.*