* The Maury Povich show ends, Chinese plane crash & airline conspiracies, Eli Zaret stops in, what Gen Z wants Boomers to learn, pontoon boat killing, and BranDon's Uber adventure with Andy Dick.* Eli Zaret drops by to complain about Lily's AT&T commercials, hate on Duke, discuss March Madness, give his weekly Winning Time recap, vet Deshaun Watson as much as the Cleveland Browns did, make fun of Urban Meyer for being an idiot, and complain about the Detroit Tigers.* Tom Mazawey is the most famous Saint Peter's alumni of all time.* Trash TV: Maury is going off was still on the air after 30+ years. Steve Harvey and Jerry Springer are judges now. Sherri Shepherd stole Wendy Williams act and show. * BranDon and Andy Dick had an Uber adventure last night.* Ted Cruz clashed with airport police in Montana.* The People's Convoy got trolled by a bicyclist. This dude HATES the convoy.* Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis bought a Cameo from Volodymyr Zelenskyy for $35,000,000.* Amy Schumer is "NOT afraid to go there". She stands with Ukraine.* Rachel Zegler was not invited to the Oscars, so she complained on social media.

* Bracket Busting St. Pete alum Tom Mazawey dials in, Doxxing Naomi Osaka's heckler, Bill Gates loving life, virtue signaling ads featuring Sue Bird, Bad Vegan, and we check in with once-again-evicted Andy Dick.* March Madness: University of Michigan is still dancing. Some people are saying Juwan Howard consoled this crybaby to rehab his image. Chris Webber is back, but there's no love for Ray Jackson. Drew's Hokies are chokies.* With St. Peter's upsetting both Kentucky and Murray St , we learn that Tom Mazawey attended Saint Peter's University and studied Theology. We check in with Maz about this secret he's been caring around.* The Cleveland Browns paid Deshaun Watson a ton of money because he's good at football. Matthew Stafford sign an extension with the LA Rams.* RIP ESPN NFL reporter John Clayton.* Be careful of being sucked in to any local SnapChat predators.* DREW TV: Drew wrapped up Bad Vegan on Netflix. Reminder that Louis CK gave her an STD. Drew hated Ben Affleck's new turd movie: Deep Water. Drew watched the Michael Hutchence documentary for the 85th time.* Commercials: Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie are really worried about your boner. Buick just can't stop virtue signaling. Sue Bird thinks she's better than Vince Carter and Devin Booker. Powerade is concerned about your mental health.

* Happy St. Patrick's Day, Bad Vegan on Netflix, Andy Dick back with Elisa, Melinda Gates interview takeover, best film end credit songs, Bomani Jones' HBO show, a Bonerline, and BranDon is being cyberbullied.* Happy St. Patrick's Day!* College Sports: March Madness has begun. Devante Jones doesn't feel good. Some people are saying Michigan hired a woman because on nepotism. Mike Valenti is (always) aggravated at Doug Karsch. Vocal fry is the new puking.* The stock market is on FIRE... for today.* Marc has been putting his car in neutral on Drew's recommendation. Drew has yet another brand-new gas-saving tip. Gas thieves are running rampant.* BranDon presents a brand-new unsponsored Bonerline.* Clay'on Echard found love. The two chicks that Clay'on already nailed will be next season's dual-Bachelorettes.* No one can figure out the Trump Unity Rattletrap's finances.* You're either team Naomi Osaka or you want her to suck it up.* Bomani Jones keeps getting paid tons of money to have zero audience.* Boston Globe's 'Woman of the Year' is a thief. Turns out BLM donations didn't exactly go towards what you'd expect them to go to.* Elisa Jordana has invited Andy Dick to live with her... but there is already trouble brewing.

* Happy Anniversary to Fabio, Russia TV protestor, WATP's Karl joins us, money scares millennials, "I Am Britney Spears", local Drew Crime, and "there's no cheering in the press box".* Happy Equal Pay Day.* Dolly Parton totally virtue signaled, but everyone loves her.... except Ron Jolly.* Millennials want to be millionaires, but are scared to invest. Drew has the tips.* A Russian TV editor held a sign on State TV and everyone assumes she's already dead. She is alive.* WATP's Karl joins the show to rip apart Hope Solo's new podcast, catch up on Rob Lowe's turd show with special guest Valerie Bertinelli and his latest legal troubles with Stuttering John.* Drew Crime: A burner phone takes down a murderer. Farmington Hills' Muhammad Altantawi guilty of murdering his mother. Jarren Cox probably murdered Andrea Tucker in her driveway.* Jussie Smollett is a victim in his family's mind. #FreeJussie. Jussie is now suddenly immunocompromised and fearing for his mental health. Rapper Freddie Gibbs is NOT team Jussie.*

* Thomas Markle's podcast, Eli Zaret joins us in-studio, Dolly Parton v. Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, dead Woody Guthrie v. Spotify, Jussie v. jail, Homer gets canceled, Top 50 streaming rock acts, and the bar only airing women's sports.* Eli Zaret joins us to recap Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty, share old Detroit Pistons stories, cover March Madness, falling for 1985 April Fool's Day joke, Aaron Rodgers massive contract and discuss the new MNF broadcasting team.* Tom Brady hates his family. Some schmuck bought Brady's "last touchdown football" hours before Tom returned.* Rebel Wilson 'sizzles' as the BAFTA Awards with terrible jokes.* TV: Homer Simpson got cancelled last night on The Simpsons. Trudi hated SNL this week. Dateline covered the Ryan Bane debacle.* Drew will watch Bill Hurt movies following the death of Bill Hurt. Marlee Matlin was forced to make comment after everyone reminded her that she said Bill hurt her.* Drew Crime: A new serial killer has emerged and he's targeting homeless people. Feces attack on the subway. A 60-year-old is on the loose after stabbing two people at a museum.* Dead Woody Guthrie would NEVER want to be on Spotify with Joe Rogan according to his kid.*

* March Madness, Jussie Smollett is "not suicidal", Tom Brady is back, no charges for Deshaun Watson, Fabio vs. birds, Naomi Osaka "sucks", Kanye v. Skeet, the fall of Bruce Willis, and Rick Beato's best list possibly ever.* Jussie Smollett sentenced: Jussie "is not suicidal", but his jailers beg to differ. Taraji P Henson equates Jussie to Emmitt Till. Kim Foxx declarers mob justice because she can't admit she was wrong.* Drew's Hokies are ACC Champions!* Tangent time: Jerry Seinfeld attending Coach K's last game at Cameron Indoor spins us into his dating history and that one time Fabio got blasted by a bird on a roller coaster. * Kent State basketball players were punished after they uploaded a dumb video on the internet.* Naomi Osaka pulls a Serena Williams after a fan yells "you suck" during her match.* Deshaun Watson is sexually irresistible in the eyes of the law. Teams are already scrambling to get him back on the field. The CSI: NFL is still investigating. Adam Schefter is a shill.* Greg Hardy got his destroyed again and is OUT of the UFC. He can only beat up women.* George Blaha will miss the remainder of the NBA season following a heart bypass procedure. Get well soon!* RIP Sponge founding member Mike Cross.* Drew TV: Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time on HBO Max and The Andy Warhol Diaries on Netflix.

* Jussie Smollett sentenced, Casey Kasem's garage sale, MLB is back, Lars Ulrich toilet, Maz checks in from the alley, Tiger Woods HOF, a new Bonerline, and Jerry Jones' love child.* March Sadness: Michigan basketball chokes and loses to Indiana.* MLB is back as an agreement between owners and players is done. BranDon has petitioned Johnny Sins for Fantasy Baseball help.* Jussie Smollett Sentencing: Jussie was late again. Celebrities come to his defense. His Grandma even takes the stand for him.* Casey Kasem's widow is selling all his crap and some of hers too.* In the case of Alexandra Davis... Jerry Jones, you ARE the father.* Sam Woods helps induct Tiger Woods into the Golf Hall of Fame after inducting him into the Sam Woods' Father Hall of Fame. Tiger burst into tears when he mentioned his mother... Kultida.* Kim Kardashian has career advice for all women on International Women's Day. People did not react positively. * The most followed turds on social media.* Astronaut Mark Vande Hei is caught between an international Space quarrel. Jeff Bezos space suit needed more room in the crotch area.* Elon Musk has welcomed another child onto Earth.* Somebody found an old boat in the water off Antarctica.* Amy Schumer is making a comeback for some reason and she wants none of the canceled comics to ever work again. Here is a half hour video of her stealing jokes.

* A Jackson family stream-off, Mayor Jim Fouts: Hero, The Bachelor: Gaslighting Edition, congressman's ISIS bride affair, Sherri Papini selfies, Don't Say Gay, Top Female Rock Albums, and HoJo horror stories.* We start the show with all we ever talk about: The Bachelor. Clay-en Echard should teach a masterclass in gaslighting.* Sports: Awwwww, Robert Kraft has found love and is engaged to a hottie 33 years his junior. Flint Tropics Jackie Moon made his return to the hardwood. Tony Hawk broke his femur because he's 53 and skateboarding. This dude is Trudi's favorite Jewish Performance Center act.* Trudi used to rock out to "Russians" by Sting.* Drew is the last human on earth still paying for SiriusXM. Why are people saying 'Needle Drop' these days?* Licorice Pizza could not be made today.* Pam & Tommy on Hulu wrapped up.* Young chicks love singing the f-word.* Trudi wants to solve the gas price crisis by always working from home.* Texas rep, Van Taylor, is a selfish lover who loves rimjobs from a former ISIS bride/suicide bomber.* Chris Brown is vindicated and will probably clean up his act.* Model & Mayor Jim Fouts put Warren City Hall on lockdown after car thief ran into the building. Drew noticed how hot he looked.* Lyla destroyed Drew's glasses.* Emails:

* Gas price madness, U of M puts Jon Vaughn's stuff in storage, Oxford Strong scam, Drew Crime, Bachelor Nation uprising, Deion Sanders' toes, International Women's Day, and Drew is catching up from COVID.* March Madness is underway with a great final from two teams no one know.* Cult News: The Michigan Wolverines have replaced Jim Brandstatter & Dan Dierdorf with 97.1 The Ticket. Michigan takes all of Jon Vaughn's stuff and places it in storage... right before his birthday!* Drew is catching up from COVID: Our listeners are paying our Wi-Fi. Drew has been fined $95 for parking illegally in Detroit. Lyla got a new haircut and looks amazing. Drew got his first oil change in 2 years. Marc needs a roof... in 3 years.* Drew Crime: Sherri Papini is a picky eater. Being racist at Dunkin' falls under the Florida stand your ground law. Curtis Reeves is still following the George Zimmerman playbook.* The Stock Market is a circus.* Tom Mazawey FINALLY gives us the Legacy gift card winners from January and February.* Poor Danny Dekeyser was waived by the Red Wings on his birthday.* Kanye West's latest poem is a cry for help.* All We Ever Talk About is The Bachelor: Colton Underwood has found his person. No pre-nup, baby. The Bachelor is totally scripted. Jesse Palmer is a great host.

* Licorice Pizza, Hall of Shame: Used Car Edition, Cult of Marilyn Manson, Eli Zaret joins us in-studio, Stars are just like US, Cumberbatch v. Elliott, The Batman, and Drew doesn't eat Hot Pockets.* Trudi failed to gain a proper tan in Florida.* The Stock Market got hammered again. Gas is really expensive.* Eli Zaret drops by the studio to See It His Way on March Madness, Bill Walton's cut microphone, break down Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty, brag about his SAG-AFTRA perks, discuss POW Brittney Griner and somehow make fun of BranDon over Kenny Pickett's hands.* Trudi is forced to post pics on Twitter from the Slash concert.* Drew watched Licorice Pizza and loved the soundtrack.* Worst to First documents the rise of Z100 in New York.* Rob Wolchek adds another member to the HAAAAAAAALL OF SHAME! Don't buy any cars from 'John Killie'.* Where has Christopher Walken been?* Harvey Weinstein has been busted with contraband in the form of Milk Duds.* Drew does NOT eat Hot Pockets. Don't even accuse him of such atrocities.* Trudi demanded to see the worst picture (NSFW) of the Double Dong Dude.* Remember to catch Jewell Jones on his new radio show...