* Thomas Markle launches a 'blistering attack', Grammy Awards recap, Eli Zaret drops by the studio, the notable alumni of Drew's celebrity high school, Madonna's Play-Doh face, Britney Spears yells into Instagram, and Stump the Staff: Mike W. Clark Edition.* Don't forget to try and win a prize with Maz!* Marc doesn't feel good today.* Grammy Recap: BORING! The ratings sucked. Travis Barker has a long neck. Volodymyr Zelenskyy made a cameo. Keith Urban loves Nicole Kidman.* Tiffany Cross wants to keep the Will Smith story out of white people's mouths. * Eli Zaret drops by to give his weekly Winning Time recap, tell crazy spencer Haywood stories, break down the Tigers roster, speculate about Al Sobotka, complain about Colin Kaepernick, and get us ready for a Phil Mickelson-less Masters.* Chip shortages continue to close some auto plants.* Tory Lanez's trial is almost here. Who cares, check out his new video!!!* More Grammys: We rattle off the winners. Slate still finds the Grammys extremely racist. Louie CK won a Grammy and people are angry.

* Hope Solo's DWI, CW McCall Convoy to heaven, Donald Trump comes to town, Drew Crime stories, Kevin Smith cries a lot, best Grammy performances ever, Disney v. Florida, Motel 6's nude manager, and BranDon tries to befriend Spencer Torkelson.* There's brand-new food at Comerica Park this year and Maz somehow weasels into a new Hall Financial grand prize. * Sports: Coach K has been BLOWN OUT of the Final Four and his career by his arch rivals. How about that handshake line? UNC fans went nuts in Chapel Hill. Blue beat the Maize and Colin Kaepernick tryout at half time didn't impress Marc. Spike Lee was at the spring game to film Kaepernick.* Former Detroit Tiger Joel Zumaya headlined the 50th Hash Bash.* April Fool's Day isn't fun or funny.* Spencer Torkelson News: The 22-year-old has made the team on Opening Day. Miggy passed the torch. BranDon has drafted him on his fantasy team and is trying to be his pen pals.* Poor Al Sobotka.* A Motel 6 in Indiana is in the news thanks to a manager who lives at the hotel and likes to walk around in the nude. We check in with the hotel and read a few reviews.* Drew Crime: 48 Hours covers the murder of Tushar Arte, who wasn't the nicest guy.

* Ilitch's issuing parking tickets, FCC complaints about Will Smith, Jim Fouts goes rogue, Trust No One: The Crypto King, a brand new Bonerline, and Maz really phones it in.* We all need some Jackass Forever in our life.* A northern Michigan teen killed himself after being catfished and then extorted.* Happy played-out Hash Bash!* Colin Kaepernick is a Michigan man.* Will Smith vs Chris Rock: FCC complaints roll in and some are pretty racist. Harry Potter is tired of the story. Donald Glover is over it too. Jada found the slap hilarious. Paul Rodriguez will NEVER work with Will Smith again... again.* We're receiving rumors of the real reason the Red Wings fired Al Sobotka.* "Rogue Mayor" Jim Fouts got a haircut and looks hot, but he lost his battle with the Warren City Council.* We dive into Netflix's Trust No One: The Hunt for the Crypto King. * A brand new Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner.* Sarma Melngailis is mad that you don't love her after watching Bad Vegan.* Olympia Development is issuing "parking tickets" in their own lots after you even pay to park. We talk to a guy who was "ticketed" last weekend.* The Sarah Lawrence Sex Cult trial continues and Drew is in awe of the leader's powers.* Tom Mazawey has a brand new bowling ball.

* Red Wings fire Al Sobotka, Will Smith wouldn't leave, DJ Jazzy Jeff 'no comments' us, free QLine rides, from Secrets of Playboy to Thousand Pound Sisters, Trevor Bauer sues journalists, and Bruce Willis retirement phony phone calls.* More Will Smith/Chris Rock Silence Breaking: King Richard Williams' estranged daughter speaks. The 'Tell The Truth" CTE doctor supports Will. David Spade & Dana Carvey speak. Chris Rock adds more shows to sell out. Wanda Sykes and Amy Schumer are "traumatized".* The 'Thousand Pound Twins' pop off about Hugh Heffner on Secrets of Playboy.* Trudi caught the new Jackass Forever flick and there is no shortage of weiners.* Tom Mazawey collaborated with The Ting Tings and has no idea who they are.* Trevor Bauer is suing The Athletic, Deadspin and Molly Knight for defamation.* Alex Jones tries to pay the Sandy Hook parents to SHUT UP... but they aren't having it.* The QLine is still free of charge if anyone wants a 3.3-mile ride.* Astronaut Mark Vande Hei had to be carried away after his return from outer space.* Al Sobotka has been BLOWN OUT by the Detroit Red Wings. We check in with Al, who sounds really bummed out. Jim Bentley joins the show to tell an Al Sobotka story and brag about his farts in our system.* Bruce Willis is retiring from acting due to Aphasia. We remember a few prank phone calls in his honor.* Casey Anthony is...

* Top Gun rules, everyone's breaking their Will Smith silence, Deshaun Watson's deposition, WATP Karl joins us, Donald Trump's burner phone & hole-in-one, and Drew & Riley's concert adventures.* Will Smith vs Chris Rock: Will Smith won't go away. The White House is even being asked about it. Will Smith once made fun of a guy with alopecia. The G.I. Jane hairstylist has broken his silence. Mama Smith breaks her silence.* Ezra Miller, aka The Flash, was arrested at a Hawaii bar. Make sure you get ze's pronouns correct.* Marc remembers every significant event that happened on his birthday.* Trudi and Marc's 'review people' idea was an episode of Black Mirror.* Podcast News: Club Random with Bill Maher has the hottest new podcast. Both Maher and Joe Rogan have upcoming dates at the Fox Theater.* Drew & Matt Riley's concert behavior is under scrutiny.* WATP's Karl drops by to learn of Julia Fox's new book, rip Will Smith's appearance on Red Table Talk, The Morning Toast's hot take, and cover Diana Taurasi & Sue Bird's tough times in Russia. Go see Karl in Nashville on May 14th. * NFL: The Detroit Lions have had a lot of good things happen the last couple days. The NFL has adjusted their overtime rules.

* Will Smith makes us care about the Oscars, Venus Williams nip-slip overshadowed, Lady Gaga's elder abuse, Eli joins us, Antonio Brown's revenge porn, and Mr. Skin joins us for the 23rd Annual Anatomy Awards.* 2022 Oscars: Will Smith slaps Chris Rock over a lame joke, but feel free to bang his wife. We all saw Venus Williams nipple, but Will Smith was crying at that moment. Drew declares Mila Kunis 'worst dressed'. Francis Ford Coppola apologizes to a dead guy. Liza Minnelli had no idea where she was last night as Lady Gaga takes advantage of another elderly person.* Tommy Lee makes Taylor Hawkin's death all about him.* Mr. Skin zooms in to announce the winners of the 23rd Annual Anatomy Awards.* Eli Zaret joins us to discuss the Detroit Lions on Hard Knocks, the NFL Draft in Detroit in 2024, Gretchen Whitmer's odd victory lap, Coach K's fairy tale ending, and give his weekly recap of HBO's Winning Time.* Please use our Amazon portal.* Podcast Stuff: Kevin Smith has many podcasts. The Smartless podcast bumbled their interview with Radiohead. * Oscars Part Two: Jaden Smith loves violence. Drew declares Tracee Ellis Ross the 2nd worst dressed.

* RIP Taylor Hawkins, Gary Graff dials, Deshaun Watson's press conference, Charles Pugh breaks his silence, Bill Gates' bachelor pad, Brad Pitt's architectural failure, red headed murderer, and drop bracket championship.* Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters has died. A lot of celebrities have seemingly made his death about them: Miley Cyrus, Gene Simmons and even Richard Marx.* Some people are calling Brother Maz the Sister Jean of Saint Peter's.* Gary Graff joins the show to discuss the death of Taylor Hawkins, possible Foo Fighters replacements, the new RHCP album that Gary totally heard before Marc, recap the Eagles concert in Detroit on Friday, cover the end of Genesis and tales from the Billie Eilish concert.* March Madness: Villanova eliminated Michigan. Leigha Brown and the women's team advance.* Deshaun Watson's had his first press conference as a Cleveland Brown and he thought it went great . LeBron James is in trouble for being a Browns fan. * A.J.

* MC5's Wayne Kramer joins us, Judge Kahlilia Davis does whatever she wants, Deshaun Watson is now 2-0 v. grand juries, a new Bonerline, Stars Just Like Us, Maz dials in, soft Charlie Puth, and Trudi's hot tub adventures.* Sweet 16 time. Muahahahahaha!!!* Trudi "Jasinas" into the show and is pumped for the Eagles tonight.* MC5 alum, Wayne Kramer, joins the show to discuss new music and upcoming shows. Check out his book here and our previous interview with Wayne here.* RIP to Arthur 'Killer' Kane again.* Dave Coulier declares himself recovered alcoholic while sharing a cool picture.* Royal News: Meghan Markle has decided to put out her first podcast since 2020. Prince William and Kate are on a Caribbean vacation and are super sorry for all that colonialism and slavery.* A brand spanking new Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner.* Victim Documentaries: Bad Vegan. Phoenix Rising. Making a Murderer. The Tinder Swindler. Have You Seen This Man? is the latest... but John Ruffo is no victim.* Check out Trudi at your local hot tub and brag about "your" plane.* Howard Stern declares Republicans 'wackos'.* Tekashi69 is broke and will remain br...

* Evan Rachel Wood's doc on Marilyn Manson, Art Van Scam, Tesla liar, Pamela Anderson's face on GMA, Rod Allen's new gig, MacKenzie (Bezos) Scott's money, and we do another South Beach Curfew check.* Hillary Clinton has COVID. Bill does not.* RIP Madeleine Albright.* Rod Allen has finally landed a job after that chair brawl with Mario Impemba. Mario Impemba has a new book.* The best footage from the war in Ukraine can be found on Reddit.* Some Brazilian singer claims she was hospitalized from holding in her farts.* Phoenix Rising documents all the ways Evan Rachel Wood has been wronged by everyone from her parents to Marilyn Manson.* The Simpsons continues to have a strong season.* Celebrities will be patting themselves on the back over the next two weeks with the Oscars and the Grammys. J Prince wants to boycott the latter by hosting a concert at the same time.* The New Vaudeville Band > The Beatles.* We can't stop listening to LMFAO.* Lauren Pazienza, who allegedly shoved and killed Debbie Harry's voice coach, had been in hiding ever since Barbara Maier Gustern died.* Pamela Anderson is so hot right now that GMA interviewed her wrinkle free head.* Machine Gun Kelly loves fellatio from African American women, but is no in trouble for saying as much. Check out MGK's impromptu concert in Paraguay.* MacKenzie Scott and Dan Jewett gave a TON of Jeff Bezos' money away.* Paulina Porizkova is a Reality TV star now.*

* Spring Break State of Emergency 2022, Phil Mickelson v. The Masters, Sarah Lawrence University sex cult, LA's Tesla stunt jump, Oscars' whiner wins, racist Google, and we vet an alleged Mazawey resume. * It's pronounced ma·kuh·fee.* Phil Mickelson will not play at The Masters for the first time since the 90s. Maybe he'll get enough signatures to return to Michigan by 2051.* We list very famous left-handed quarterbacks.* Chode, red a$$, and dips#!t are words that need to be said more.* We remember great movies of the past including Vision Quest, Over the Top, Desperately Seeking Susan and Reality Bites.* Some people are trying to show that Maz never claimed to be a Saint Peter's alumni. Some people are saying this is fake news.* The China plane crash gives John Nance an opportunity to pop off on television using fancy aviation words.* Spring break 2022 is off the hook! So much so that a curfew is in place in Miami. We check in with a 50-year-old rando on Spring Break. This will be stuck in your head.* Drew Crime: Blonde's vocal coach has been murdered in NYC. The Department of Justice 'accidentally' released the names of Larry Ray's sex cult clients. Oops.* The latest hot new doc is HBO's Gaming Wall Street, but it's not very good.* Events: Metallica, Green Day and Jane's Addiction are the only good bands at Lollapalooza.