* Jason Alexander's truth bombs, Gov. Whitmer's isolating, Charles Pugh's best life, Canadian influencer's party flight, new Beavis & Butthead, Jason Derulo = Usher, and we talk to Jen the I-95 snowstorm survivor.* Gov. Gretchen Whitmer wants you to get vaccinated. It didn't help her husband Dr. Marc Mallory. Turns out most masks don't work vs. Omicron.* Charles Pugh is living his best life. * The Feds have asked for a long sentence for former Detroit Councilman after outlining how much he took in bribes... including the Detroit Political traction of birthday party fundraisers.* Hour Detroit is doing their Best Of's again and The Robinett's Nest with Chuck and Kristy are playing the sympathy card.* We chat with Jen Travis, who was locked in the I-95 traffic nightmare for 8 hours. Tim Kaine is a liar and totally took a dump on I-95.* Deshaun Watson tossed his girl a massive birthday party. Nothing else is going on in Deshaun Watson's life.* Jason Alexander (Britney's 1st hubby & owner of the greatest weekend ever) has broken his silence following his 3rd arrest in 1 calendar year and he's coming at Sam Asghari in 2022.* Canadian influencers have caused an uproar due to their rowdy plane trip.* The driver in the NYE Zorba's Coney crash has been arrested. The victim has earned enough GoFundMe money that the "fundraiser" is over.* Joe Exotic has a GoFundMe and nobody wants to donate. BTW- who would want his old clothes?* Drew is SO BACK in Bachelor Nation.* Valerie Bertinelli had to one up Betty White by tell...

* I-95 becomes a toilet in Virginia, scared Howard Stern v. Oprah, American Greed: Harry & Meghan, Tristan Thompson: you ARE the father, WATP's Karl joins us, and some crazy New Year's car crashes.* Antonio Brown is doing just fine and living his best life. Michael Strahan flip flops on his opinion of AB quitting mid game. Michael Rosenberg puts it all in perspective.* The Rock can't wait to own an F-150 Lightning. Toyota is the best-selling car company in America... thanks to hogging all the chips.* Some people are mad that a 5-year-old woman is the best female Jeopardy contestant of all time.* WATP's Karl joins us to check in on Jillian Barberie's podcast, destroy the NFL's Earnin' It show, and see how Artie Lange's doing hosting podcasts.* Howard Stern is super angry the Oprah had people over for Christmas because he's scared to do anything.* The COVID Christmas song didn't help Jimmy Fallon from getting COVID.* The rumors are already swirling that Jim Harbaugh is heading to the NFL.* Great Clips don't have the time for your screaming kids... autism or not.* Local Car Wrecks: A wild hit-and-run driver destroys cars in Taylor on NYE. Zobra's Coney Island got hit by an SUV. Give Marnasia Bracey needs your money because she was inside the restaurant when it happened.

* Antonio Brown is done with football, Elizabeth Holmes' guilty, Patton Oswalt apologizes for a photo, IG is mad at Hillary Duff, Eli sees it his way, tabloid story time, and Alec Baldwin's made-up Splenda story.* Antonio Brown is the gift that keeps on giving. Since he's "no longer a Buc" he dropped a new banger. Cameos is now his full-time job.* See It My Way with Eli Zaret: AB = Rodman. More Aqib Talib complaints. The Lions are 2-13-1. Eli saves Madelyn's Christmas. Eli & Drew are terrified of Georgia. Kirk Herbstreit's "OK Boomer" take. Another Las Vegas Raider gets a DUI.* We try to figure out who Liza Koshy is since she replaced Jenny McCarthy.* Curb Your Enthusiasm is getting flak because everyone does these days.* The Simpsons is still rolling. Stan's Blue Bombers make an appearance.* Patton Oswalt took a photo with Dave Chappelle... and then apologized for taking a photo with Dave Chappelle because it "hurt" a handful of people.* Lia Thomas is the LeBron James of women's swimming. USA Swimming officials are resigning in protest over their own rules.* What is Ed Lightfoot up to these days?* Hillary Duff and Molly Bernard are in SO MUCH trouble with the internet.* Pedo News: Prince Andrew (Andy Windsor) can't sweat.

* Happy New Year from us and Buff Bezos, Antonio Brown quits mid-game, RIP John Madden, Britney Spears new "song", Biden vs "Let's Go Brandon", James Franco speaks, and Marc's still not scared of Georgia.* Happy New Year, we're back!* Breaking 2022 ABNN News: Antonio Brown quits football mid-game. AB hates drama... unless he creates it.* College Football: "Nobody is scared of Georgia". What happened to Daxton Hill? Ryan Ermanni was NOT devastated. Madelyn's Christmas was saved by Eli Zaret and the Michigan State Spartans. We may not have Dan Leach's back anymore after this Twitter mishap. The Rose Bowl was phenomenal.* Matthew Stafford moves into 4th place all time for TD passes... to the other team.* Britney Spears has released new music on her Instagram right before she unfollowed her sister.* Buff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez had a sexy vacation.* NYE Recap: Dick Clark is dead, change the name. Journey must have been the only band without covid since they rang in the New Year on ABC. Miley Cyrus had a wardrobe malfunction. Andy Cohen got wasted and ranted against Bill de Blasio. The only thing we know about Liza Koshy is that she says a lot without saying nothing. 50 Cent brought the house down.* Noah Cyrus is NOT sizzling.*

* Merry Christmas, Louis CK's Sorry, creepy Bryan Singer, Eli Zaret Zooms in, Obama thong, Kanye West v. Big Sean, Maz joins us, a new Bonerline, the Jagger bros, and classic calls to Jesus & Santa.* This is our last show of 2021. Thanks to everyone who listened and thank you to everybody who contributed to the show.* See it My Way with Eli Zaret! The Detroit Lions still have the WCF patch on their jerseys. Aqib Talib doesn't speak very well and some people are saying he shouldn't be in the booth. We have Monday Afternoon Football today. Jared Goff is in COVID protocol. Tom Brady was really mean and angry last night. Urban Meyer is owed a TON of money.* Boomers are ruining everything for Millennials. First they had all the jobs and now they are quitting all the jobs.* Kanye West vs Big Sean.* Pete Davidson and Miley Cyrus will host NBC's New Year's Eve Special, but there might not be anything to host.* Drew dives into 90 Day Fiancé featuring a little person and a dude from Canton.* More bad news for Mr. Big Chris Noth. He's been BLOWN OUT from The Equalizer and his tequila.* Drew takes a shot at Sasha Obama's thong after paparaz...

* MacGruber is back, Detroit Lions dominate, Jim Irsay's great life, AIDS, VP Kamala Em-Harris-ment, Elon Musk v. Sen. Elizabeth Karen Pocahontas Warren, Louis CK's new stand up, and too much Omicron.* Marc apologizes for his garbage voice today.* The Detroit Lions defeated the Arizona Cardinals. Marcus is furious that the draft is falling apart for the Lions because they certainly won't make any bad picks.* Urban Meyer is a liar and an a-hole. He was really mean to Jeremy Fowler in 2010. He was really mean to Aaron Alexander in 2001. Gigi Meyer unbiasedly has her dad's back.* Our old penis pal, Jamie Gagne, has finally ended his wooden weiner war.* MacGruber is on Peacock and you should watch it. We now have more drops of Jeff Bezos having sex.* ABNN: Antonio Brown is back, baby! Drew compares AB to Britney Spears. His Cameos game is still Hall of Fame strong.* Other Sports: Carlos Correa turned down an offer from the Tigers for 10-year, $275,000,000.00. Tiger Woods and his son dressed alike and played gold together and no one thought about his cheating on Elin. LT got BUSTED and is facing felony charges, but he's trying his best. Ferris State are champions. EMU blew it. Dylan Larkin got his first hat trick. ESPN ...

* Twentysomethings: Austin, Urban Meyer fired, Mr. Big #MeToo'd, Jeff Garlin fired for being mean, a new Bonerline, the top 100 Neil Young songs, and no more influencing for Jackson Mahomes.* Urban Meyer has finally been BLOWN OUT from the Jacksonville Jaguars. Cayman Nebraska is receiving backlash for some odd reason.* Jackson Mahomes gets absolutely destroyed by a Kansas City bar. SoT has apologized and taken the high road since they won public opinion.* Mr. Big has been #MeToo'd. Peloton inserts themselves into the story to virtue signal.* All 4 of our megaphones are broken.* No more planes for this jokester who wore a thong as a mask on a flight.* Jeff Garlin leaves The Goldbergs following bad behavior on set.* Drew's new reality show binge is Twentysomethings: Austin on Netflix.* If you want to learn about sex with license free photos check out Wikipedia (NSFW link).* Boosters for everyone in the NFL... except for the players, of course.* Cade McNamara teams up with Tom Brady's boring apparel company.* Justin Bieber has partnered up with Tim Horton's because he could use the money.* TJ Hockenson is thankfully out for the rest of the season.* COVID's ruining Xmas. Johnson & Johnson is the worst vaccine possibly ever.

* Pornhub's Year in Review, NFL's COVID outbreaks, Ben Affleck blames Jen Garner for his boozing, George Harrison's new video, BranDon is mad at Emagine Theaters, and the coolest 101-year-old possibly ever.* Some people are saying that Fox 2's Amy Andrews and STP's Jeff Gutt are engaged to be married. They are Wikipedia official.* Paul Glantz has ignored BranDon's compliments over the years and instead correctly chose Jay Towers, Brad Galli, Bushman and others get to be the faces of the Emagine franchise.* The Cobras & Panthers is a better gang story than West Side Story.* Michigan voters are scared of inflation, but are doing great with their own finances. Apparently, Detroit and Flint residents are too poor to afford water.* Billie Eilish's porno comments have led to steamy emails to Drew.* COVID is the new AIDS according to the Wall Street Journal.* Pornhub Year in Review shows us how creepy we all are when searching for adult content.* Lyla interrupts the show to feast on Marc's watch.* Tom Mazawey announces a brand-new Legacy winner. Congrats, Hunter Pierce!* Meaningless Bowl games are BACK this Friday.* Paul Bashi is the worst. See for yourself and remember that the couple is now married.* The Livingston County Sheriff don't seem to like Kasey Helton's Twitter posts.* Local Schools: Garden City High School put on lockdown.

* West Side Story sucks, OJ is a free man again, Caitlyn Jenner hates rules, Britney Spears v. Diane Sawyer, Obvious News: Playboy Mansion had drugs, top grossing tours, and tracking down celebrities that did TV rehab.* Jimmy & Jenny sat in front a judge today. All Oxford schools are closed due to threats. Warren is expelling kids due to threats.* CBS 62 is going to have a local newscast... on a budget.* Kennedy got a new gig and is considering going full AJ Clemente.* Good news: We installed a 5th microphone! Bad news: Lyla ate it.* OJ Simpson is a free man.* Billie Eilish joined Howard Stern and talked about porno and how certain she was the COVID was going to kill her.* BranDon is not good at gambling.* Drew has your daily Tory Lanez update. "Dance, bitch. Dance"* Charlie Chaplin actually WAS canceled. Not for banging teen girls, but for "being a communist".* Britney Spears is angry at Diane Sawyer... for something 2 decades ago. She is driving Drew 'Crazy'.* Caitlyn Jenner was kicked out of the Beverly Hills Hotel for having ripped jeans. We call to inquire on the dress code.* Steven Spielberg's West Side Story has BOMBED! Some people are blaming Ansel Elgort's previous behavior.

* Mike Clark's high school pic, Trudi returns, checking in with CFL Stan, The Ken & Barbie Killers, Time's Man of the Year: Elon Musk, Eli stops by, and Andy Dick interrupts our call to Elisa Jordana.* Trudi has made her triumphant return to the studio after a brief hiatus due to surgery.* Eli Zaret joins the show for "See It My Way", tell us how the Detroit Lions suck, announce another Tom Brady award, and try to save Madelyn's Christmas with a MSU bet.* Drew loves backup football players so much that he misses Bo Scarbrough.* Curb Your Enthusiasm is killing it this season.* Drew Crime features The Ken and Barbie Killer: The Lost Tapes.* Turns out Charlie Chaplin is a pedophile, as was Howard Hughes.* Elisa Jordana and Andy Dick are engaged again. We check in with Elisa and Andy jumps on the call to reveal some breaking news.* Think twice before you want to add more girth to your weiner. Link is NSFW.* Kim Kardashian passed the baby bar, which is "harder than law school" according to her.* Alex Murdaugh admits he orchestrated the "hit" on himself.* LeBron James loves dudes who shoot their women in the feet.* India now rules the Universe.*