* Jussie Smollett maintains his innocence, Astronaut Michael Strahan, Will Wheaton doesn't stand by Dave Chappelle, Oxford shooting updates, Heisman Trophy ceremony, Drew Crime, and everyone loves farts.* Tornadoes ripped through Kentucky and Jeff Bezos took a lot of the blame because an Amazon facility got hit.* Jussie Smollett is a convicted liar. He continues to "shop projects" that will go nowhere. BLM continues to support him. Kim Foxx dropped the ball and disappeared. Jen Psaki has to remind us that Donald Trump said something too.* Joe Biden popped on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to help viewers fall asleep. Reminder that Fallon, Ariana Grande and Megan Thee Stallion made the worst song ever recorded.* The wind was a-whippin' this weekend. Marc lost power for 6 hours that felt like 6 days.* Join the traffic jam near BranDon's house and check out the lights that Mike Clark loved so very much.* Wil Wheaton is very upset at Netflix for including Dave Chappelle in their big comedy event. Then he over explained why he feels that way.* Ashton Kutcher has terrible engagement on social media.* Fordham University professors can't tell the black people apart from each other. Then they take a 9-page email to explain why a simple mistake was made.* UPenn swimmers don't like winning everything... when their teammate is a trans-woman * Kate McKinnon is back on SNL and male again.*

* We decide to take a walk down memory lane with some old holiday themed bits from the past. Oh, and a new (unsponsored) Bonerline too!* Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).

* Andy Dick checks in, we talk to a Va Tech student punished for booing, Alec Baldwin's angry again, People's Choice Awards, Josh Jacobs & DMX love children, RSN's door policy, and Jim Fouts wins in court & looks amazing.* The victims of the Oxford High attack are being laid to rest.* Alec Baldwin got angry with a reporter... at Woody Allen's house. Nice being aware of the optics of where you're seen, Alec.* The door policy at the Red Shovel Network is baffling.* Life is NOT fair at this retailer.* Sean Lohr is causing an absolute UPROAR at Drew's alma mater, Virginia Tech. He has been punished for booing at a women's soccer match. We get the story from the 'Shirtless Boy' himself. Go Hokies!* Tom Mazawey points out one of the greatest TV moments of all time... in his opinion.* The most Googled items of 2021 include a lot of crypto, meme stocks and "get rich quick" ideas.* They are rebuilding the Hudson's Building.... still. It might actually be completed someday.* The mere mention of Service Merchandise earlier in the week triggered tons of response from our listeners.* Schools are cracking down on threats.* The People's Choice Awards apparently happened last night. People love Kenan Thompson.* Astronaut Michael Strahan is bonding with his space "crew".* MacGruber is back!*

* Jimmy Fallon's garbage Christmas song, Jussie Smollett: defiant liar, WATP's Karl joins us, celebs without social media, Oxford tragedy updates, China's NDAs, Drake v. the Grammys, and Drew & Lyla vs. the world.* The results are in and Charlotte will definitely receive a cell phone before the age of 12.* Lyla eats cigarettes, socks and a trophy today.* David Hogg is still around but no one is paying attention to him these days He fancies himself a political revolutionary.* Kyle Rittenhouse popped up on a podcast responding to LeBron James criticism of him... and TMZ is livid that he has a "platform".* Jussie Smollett can say and write the n-word, but white prosecutors better not read his words out loud. Don Lemon used his Chicago Police sources to tip off Jussie.* Lil Nas X misses vagina.* WATP's Karl joins the show to explain the Buffalo Bills loss, destroy Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang (not THIS Matt Rogers) and give us a taste of Dave & Chuck's new uncensored podcast.* Joe Rogan unloads on CNN. Media Matters listed every single thing they hate about Joe Rogan's show in 2021.* Oxford Updates: The artist who helped out the Crumbley parents plays dumb. The Detroit Pistons honored the victims. Rep. John Reilly's listening party turns heated regarding gun laws.

* Jussie Smollett takes the stand, Mr. Skin's Top Nude Scenes of 2021, RIP Bob Dole, Maz eulogizes Medina Spirit, Eli stops by, Joe Biden's voice, Gen Z hates sports, and Drew wants Charlotte to get a phone. * Gmac Cash drops a new banger after the Detroit Lions won their first football game.* SI Swimsuit model Christen Harper was super happy her boyfriend Jared Goff won his first game as a Lion. Good for you, Jared.* Eli Zaret pops in-studio to discuss Michigan vs Georgia, recap a wild SNF, brag about Kenny Pickett's cheating fake-slide, and let us know who made the Baseball Hall of Fame.* We dive a bit deeper on the death of Bob Dole. Drew STILL has the hots for Liddy Dole.* Michael Strahan has too much swag for simply being a space passenger.* Joe Biden loves his new sexy voice. He also still refuses to acknowledge his newest grandchild.* Charlotte doesn't Nandi... and Mariah Carey.* Matty B has a beard... as in facial hair.* Mr. Skin joins the program to promote the Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2021!* Make sure you go to a verified GoFundMe when donating to the Oxford victims.* Everyone's elated that Darrell Brooks is not having a good time in jail.* Jussie Smollett took the stand to let it be known that he JO'd with his 'attacker'.*

* Michigan wins, Detroit Lions 1st win dedicated to Oxford, the shooter's parents caught & charged, CNN fires Chris Cuomo, Seth Rogen blames white supremacy, Alec Baldwin's excuses, and Tristan Thompson's baby mam drama.* The Detroit Lions win their first game in spite of some questionable coaching.* College Football Recap: The Michigan Wolverines beat Iowa for the Big Ten Championship and are heading to the College Football Playoffs. Check out the bowl games (that don't matter). Drew was highly invested in the Dr. Pepper Challenges over the weekend.* Oxford Updates: The Victims were honored. Panic at the vigil. Ethan Crumbley's parents went "on the run" and were quickly caught. James Crumbley's ex Michelle Cobb has some perfectly strong feelings about him and Jennifer. * RIP Bob Dole.* Alec Baldwin had his sit down with George Stephanopoulos. It was nauseating. Hilarious Baldwin tell Alec how important he is and how much she loves him... on Instagram. She happy to have her voice back.* Thanks to every person who came out to Killer Cares on Thursday. $122,000.000 raised for charity.* Nolan Finley wonders what impact Ethan Crumbley age will have on the case.* John Hinckley Jr. remains a top YouTube star.*

* Keith Olbermann's idiotic tweet, schools close over threats, Antonio Brown suspended, Jussie Smollett's trail, Alec Baldwin v. gun experts, a new Bonerline, and Maz checks in on the state of sports.* It's Britney Spears birthday and the world has to know all about it.* Demi Lovato is no longer 'California Sober'. They no longer support themselves.* Oxford Updates: Keith Olbermann's stupid tweet tries tying the Oxford school shooting to Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports and Donald Trump. 60+ local schools were closed follow new threats from idiot kids on social media. A few kids have been arrested today. A new pic of the murderer in Oxford.* 40 years ago, Drew never would have thought the guy who shot the President would have 1,000 fans of his music... not because of the technology advancements but because he SHOT THE PRESIDENT.* High Five Guy wants to donate a washing machine to an animal shelter in our name to settle his failed OSU over Michigan bet before going double or nothing next year.* "Alec Baldwin Unscripted" drops tonight. A TV show because a woman was killed by a celebrity.* Jussie Smollett trial updates. Things get hot and steamy in a bathhouse.* There is no sponsor for the Bonerline today. Anyway, call 209-66-Boner.* There is too much entertainment these days.* ABNN:

* Alec Baldwin reframes his defense on an ABC special, Oxford tragedy update, Omicron in USA, Gary Graff checks in, Brian's Song Anniversary, "Life of Crime" doc on HBO Max, and Killer's Christmas is here.* How ya' doin? Happy Chanukah and Happy Hanukkah.* Sheriff Michael Bouchard is not happy with social media following the school shooting in Oxford.* Alec Baldwin and George Stephanopoulos star in the season's new primetime special where Alec tries a new defense for killing Halyna Hutchins - the magic self shooting gun.* "Omnicron" visits California.* Gary Graff joins the show to promote Smokey Robinson's new hit movie, give us some Christmas gift ideas to the rock-dog in your life, Brian Wilson's new documentary and of course... GET BACK!* Dave Grohl is doing more things because you haven't seen him enough lately.* In honor of the anniversary of Brian's Song, we present the Cliff Notes Theater version.* If you're listening to this before Thursday, 12/1 at 4pm... come see us at The Lodge in Keego Harbor to raise money for Killer's Christmas.* More information to unpack with the Oxford High tragedy.* Aidan Hutchinson is such a stud, not only is his mom beautiful, but his grandma is a smokeshow.* "Spotify Wrapped" dropped and we share Drew's Post-Show-Jam playlist. We also have the top songs played on the show this year.* We try Andy Dick for the hell of it. Buy his Cameos for Christmas!* Clarence Avant was recently inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fa...

* Tragedy at Oxford High, Tiger Woods "opens up", Elizabeth Holmes & Jizzlaine Maxwell's trials, Detroit Tigers sign Javier Báez, Aaron Carter's drama, and we check in with High Five Guy about his Mich/OSU bet.* The newest school shooting is a local one at Oxford High. Two dead and eight injured.* Debbie Dingell's office has been vandalized. The comment section doesn't seem to have much sympathy.* We check in with the Tan Hill Inn in England where concertgoers were snowed in with an Oasis cover band.* SPORTS: The Detroit Tigers added shortstop Javier Báez. MLB is probably heading towards a lockout. Mel Tucker is the Big Ten Coach of the Year. Aiden Hutchinson is the Big Ten Defensive Player of the Year... and his mother is smoking hot. The Detroit Lions released ANOTHER 2nd round pick. Kenny Golladay has let Marc's (and every other owner's) fantasy team down in 2021.* Drew is highly disappointed in our audience after a disappointing Twitter Poll. Marc is thrilled that people believe him and voted truthfully in spite of some heavy propaganda.* Brian Kelly bails in style on Notre Dame for more money at LSU.* Stephen Ross is single and ready to mingle, but should really focus on Michigan Athletic NIL deals.* We discuss the relationships of Hugh Jackman, country superstar Randy Travis

* "Omnicron" fever, Chris Cuomo's days are numbered, ASU v. Kyle Rittenhouse, Rihanna's new PJs, new Cameos, stars are just like US, Eli stops by, and Marc v. the B1G Championship.* Happy Cyber Monday! Hope you got some merch because we'll probably never do it again.* "Omnicron" has taken it over the world.* An Oasis cover band is trapped in an England pub with nothing but booze, music and bar food.* Eli Zaret and his busted hip show up to talk big MLB contracts, Michigan vs OSU, Bob Stoops to the Sooners, Aaron Rodgers > Matthew Stafford, Jon Vaughn vs Jim Harbaugh, and Killer Cares THIS Thursday.* Kyle Rittenhouse's online classmates want him kicked off of campus at Arizona State. ASU needs to get back to what they are good at now that Tulane University took their crown.* BranDon has never seen Curb Your Enthusiasm. He prefers South Park: Post COVID.* Tony Bennett wraps up his career with Lady Gaga... who he apparently remembers.* Chris Cuomo is the best brother ever and helped brother Andrew with accusers like "that wedding girl".* Matthew McConaughey is not running...