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How happy should Cowboys fans be with a close loss to the Eagles? They had their chance until CeeDee Lamb dropped it. Plus, stories from traveling with the Cowboys, Jared Sandler on a huge series between the Rangers and the Astros, and Chappy gives his bonafide locks for Week 1 of the NFL season

• (00:00) - Open: TC's encounter with Randy Choate

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Brandon Aubrey and Blake Jones both (separately) call in to report on the scene from Philadelphia as the Cowboys get ready to take on the Eagles.

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Mike Marshall puts on his wizard robe and gives you the best fantasy football insights. Jake makes the case for Hunter Luepke going into the Hall Of Fame.

• (00:00) - Intro: A Small Angelo Update

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It's our upfronts day with Jordan Richardson as we debut our new theme song for the fall. Big weekend check including Jake's video of Nico Harrison getting approached at a Twin Peaks. And then a check-in with the Cowboys which includes some Schaudio and a Sham redirect

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Jorts

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Micah Parsons got traded right after the show yesterday. We try to make sense of it over a breakfast burger with our listeners at Whataburger. Plus, Julie Dobbs stops by for the August MBR.

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• (00:00) - Open: Live from Whataburger

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We discovered a new, possibly "competing," podcast called "The Bum Zone" hosted by Blake's homeless friend. The Micah Parsons situation continues to deteriorate including the Cowboys now listening to trade offers. We announce our picks lineup as we'll be doing battle against the boys from Cirque du Sirois and try to decide a punishment for last place.

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• (00:00) - Open: The Bum Zone

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Micah Parsons said it was more important to play for the name on the back and went on The Undertaker's podcast. Schotty enjoyed this prank, Clay Travis does pull-ups, and let's do a fantasy football draft stereotypes video

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We've got a fat weekend check full of Powerball and stories from Jake's 40th birthday party. We are squarely on Team Micah, but Friday night was a terrible look for him. Jerry Jones address the agent situation on a couple podcasts and the time Dan interviewed Chris Burke

• (00:00) - Open: Weekend check

Take fantasy football advice from people who are actually good at it. Machine, Chuck, and Fitz preview the WR, QB, and TE positions for this year

• (00:00) - WR Preview

Take fantasy football advice from people who are actually good at it. Machine, Chuck, and Fitz walk you through the fantasy landscape this year and a preview on the running backs

• (00:00) - Season Preview