Our education system has failed us many times.

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0:00 Intro

1:27 There’s a tiny guy in the traffic light poles

3:43 Sponsor (stitch fix)

5:06 The black market was a shady flea market

7:32 Air bags were designed to kill you in a car accident

9:15 It takes 7 years for gum to come out

9:39 If you ran through sprinklers, grass would start growing out of you

12:09 Black & white is how people used to see until they invented color

14:05 Memorials for car crashes are where those people are buried

15:07 Women have kids randomly

16:34 Life is fair

17:10 Penises are temporary and fall off when you get older

18:55 Being lost means you are around many trees

21:36 To get to space, you have to fly through heaven

23:22 Rumble strips on the road are for blind drivers

24:25 Animated movies are filmed like normal movies

26:09 Animals swallowed their food whole

29:51 People’s faces shed until you get your actual face

31:49 Adults have it all figured out and know exactly what they’re doing

35:51 Bloopers