The Dunce Caps

Rob and Chris are back to learn about Religions of the World and hopefully don't get jihaded. Raised as good Catholic boys, the guys get into what they think of religion and how to properly sneak some extra items in when getting Burger King with your mom.

TLDR: Religion!

Part 2 of your favorite moments from The Dunce Caps Physical Science. Laugh and become dumb all over again with Rob and Chris.

TLDR: Good-bye forever physical science. You dick!

The best of episode is here! Remember the laughs, stupidity, and wacky voices from your 2 favorite "geniuses" Rob & Chris.

TLDR: Almost done with Science!

The final chapter! It’s done! Joining us for this joyful occasion is our lab assistant Don! Chris and Rob didn’t read the chapter. Don did.

TLDR: “Teach me teach! Slam!”

This week the guys read about The Nature of Light, but per usual they learn NOTHING! OH no! The guys freak out about pop quizzes. Why would you do this to us teacher? Everyone gets upset for Xio Yin, the smartest kid on class. You know he does the teacher’s taxes? Magnets are thing, but they’re not, except when getting goth blow jobs. The guys get a little too mean with all of their smart people fans, sorry scientists. Chris and Rob teach everyone how to perfectly fuck with your science teacher…”Factor in the Wind!” Turns out the book loves the movie Radio. Ahhhh sexual bees attack the guys! Rob develops a new Instagram idea, while Chris tries to see night vision with his new Predator mask. Then finally the guys talk about sandwiches, more specifically what you wrap them in; aluminum, plastic wrap or the Christian wax paper?

TLDR: "Shine my spurs and gimme a hand jibber to go."

This week the guys get off to a confusing start when trying to learn about sound. When getting fired the guys find out that giving out jibbers in a vest is the next best thing! Then the guys take a vacation with ‘Vibrations! Vibrations!’ with all the traditional chicken fingers you can handle mon! Did you know that there is a techno festival in your ear, similar to The Gathering of the Juggalos. Nothing gets the guys off more then the sound of children slapping water, just the sound though. Then the guys go back to New England to feed the whales chicken fingers, ice cream and weed. The guys ask the age-old question to a preggo woman; “Is it a hot baby or a block of cheese.” Noma kid! The greatest fatha figya evah!

TLDR: "Vibrations! Vibrations!"

This week the guys learn about waves. But first they go to a Persian nightclub to hear their favorite DJ, Anges Riley and eat mozzarella sticks. Rob talks to his dead cousin from Boston through a “medium”. This fat kid Bill rides the crumblies and wants another ice pop. Chris talks about his dream job as a video game voice over guy. We also learn that pools aren’t fun if you’re wet. The guys might be getting sued. What is the whitest instrument to play? We’ll never know.

TLDR: “Keep ya dick up!”

This week the guys are supposed to learn about electronic technology. But they don’t. First the are introduced to a self aware gremlin robot. Be careful, though he’ll bathe in your blood. No body beats the WIZ when you’re making your dick medium girth with Zenith Dick pills! The guys go to the dopest bachelor party ever with their micro dick stripper. Chris gets mad when the ice cream man doesn’t sell him fries, movie tickets and music requests. Swiss army knife is the only thing you need to live. And they discuss their favorite game show, To Catch a Predator! Wow that’s how a CD is made… who cares. And the plasma TV industry is conspiracy man!

TLDR: I will bathe in your blood

This week lab assistant Don shows up for some non-scientific scientific discussions about magnets. First the guys meet Pete Perez an electrician who eats a lot of mushrooms. Don then tries to convince Chris and Rob to produce his million dollar show idea. The guys also learn about Don's history as a vendor for scientists and metal heads. We hear from some of Pete's nails and they're fallen brother. Turns out tourists in NYC are fun... to fuck with! Rob quits his job once he finds out that our belly buttons and assholes are just human sausage clip ends.

TLDR: Cut the magnet real thin with a razor. Like in Goodfellas

This week the guys are supposed to learn about Electricity, but instead they get into army cowboys, wiring their homes with spagetti instead of wires and AC/DC, the band, sorta. The guys also reminise about high school gym class and their gym teacher, who was also the ultimate football coach. He was also the highest paid employee at the school, supposedly. Sock-em-cock-em-boppers. Then Chris picks up a new hobby, electricity! But not in the cool way. Once again they make fun of Evanescence, the worst band alive.

TLDR: "I'm a military cowboy!"