The Dunce Caps

This week is Forces and Fluids aka the Christmas Special! Chris and Rob start a porn site called Forces and Fluids, sexy. They also invent a new way to run cars using live bees. Turns out they sting. Santa Clause stops by to talk about his Elf rape and the breeding of his reindeer. They also meet Steve Okimoto, famous roller coaster inventor and disappointment to his parents. Rob gets caught with a samurai sword on the subway, even though its for suicide. The guys throw a ninja star party, but on Christmas, which is confusing, but fun. Alien want our butts!!! All those hillbillies weren’t lying! Chris blows on two pieces of paper for an experiment out of the book, but he fails. The guys also talk birds, Rob’s scared, while Chris is enthused. And the book gives yet another baseball example.

TLDR: X-mas Episode

This week Don stops by for some intro action. Then Rob and Chris are on their own to talk about the power of emojis. Apparently the guy who invented them doesn’t like science or the podcast. The greatest emoji combo ever is officially announced, shrimp donuts, and Chris teaches the world how to incorporate Coolio into their texts. The guys find out, while learning about vacuums, that there is a difference between dirt heaven and regular heaven. Galileo throws food off the leaning tower of Pizza, when really he should’ve been just listening to Coolio. Unlike Coolio, Tom Petty writes non-factual hits, like Free Falling, which you can’t do TOM! We also hear from the local police department and their plethora of shrimps and donuts to snack on all day. Oh yeah, the chapter is about forces and motion., but they mostly talk about Coolio.

This week the guys interview Masshole specialist and son of 2 librarians, Dan Crane, aka Don Crane, to be their new lab assistant. Cause if you all remember Lauren shit the bed. I guess they learn science too. Something to do with force, motion and gravity or some shit. Emperor Palpatine stops by, but the guys don’t give him any respect. The guys give Don a bunch of hypotheticals for their hypothetically failed experiments. Then out of nowhere, Don flips the script on Chris and Rob, and no one can tell who’s interviewing who. Turns out the modern day paper deliveryman is creepier then we thought and everyone wants a air hockey table bed. The guys perform their second experiment with Don and discover a new planet, Cat Planet! Will Don get the job? Will Rob get that air hockey table bed? Will Palpatine be in the new Star Wars movie? Does Chris care? All these questions and more on this episode on the The Dunce Caps.

This week the guys talk about elements, compounds, and mixtures. Everything is a mixture, literally. Learn about Chris’s new business, Break It Down Company, where he breaks any and everything down. This includes lawns; marriages, and elements, even know the book says you can’t. Rob tells us about the train guy and how much happier he is then the rest of us. The guys also look back to their rap rock days with Linkin Park and Evanescence, which gives them the idea to record their own rap rock album and hand them out at real metal shows. Terriers! So many terriers, but before the terriers the guy’s must make a Soap video of them grinding rails at their favorite CD store…Coconutz. Also the most evil villain in the world can’t get his threat across because he didn’t make a PowerPoint so we’re going to Arby’s.

TLDR: Robcaine

This week the guys learn about the states of matter, but realize "It Doesn’t Matter", which is the name of one of their two new TV shows! The other show is about two poor guys that live together called, The Poors. The guys also come to find out that they love to talk about hot chocolate (from the packet) and the poor dumb people that make it with water, not milk. Rob farts in Chris’s mouth, for science, to test out pressures of gas. Sometimes when you eat too many Swiss Miss marshmallows you turn into Tyrone, fact. Science. With the help of pressure, another science term, the guys break out into song about hot chocolate PRESSURE! Rob leaves behind a shitty will for his future family and gets his dead body turned into rice necklaces. Much like the dried fruits of Hollywood. Rob also finds out that Chris fights crime, but only in the woods.

TLDR: Hot chocolate episode

This episode Rob and Chris learn about matter. They run their first experiment, but its shitty, so they fire their first lab assistant, Lauren, and hire a new one, Don. Don’t fuck this up Don. The guys figure out that Mr Orville abducted them and that all things are made of matter, especially Carl Winslow. Turns out Tony Hawk hates physics, despite the fact that’s what skateboarding is. They guys also correct their drug dealers terminology. As the guys trudge through matter, they end up playing 21 Questions as an experiment. But along the way they get hungry and decide to stop for a “second harvest”. Turns out we love “second harvest” but hate 21 Questions. Rob would rather get hit with a brick then feathers, cause he’s an idiot, but still has a trill lake. They reminisce about Mind Erasers, hair spray blow torches, farting fire and the science behind them.

TLDR: Way to much butter bro.

This week The guys learn about the Scientific Method. First they touch their meniscus's while observing models, not the science kind, but the coke kind, all while figuring out what catering supplies can be swapped out for science tools. Turns out there is a huge difference between regular science and physical science, like dragons versus SOAP shoes. And did we mention that we are ALL scientists!? Matter, energy, density, mass, volume and weight don’t mean what you think they mean, wrap your head around that shit. Apparently everything is science, like you reading this right now is fucking science! The guys follow the journey of two MIT freaks who fuck like penguins in the name of science. Rob and Chris see how many fingers they can stick in their butt, publish their results, then lose them. Back to the lab I guess.

TLDR: Penguin Boat Fucking

The guys are back and they're talking Physical Science! Well at least the stuff they remember anyway.

TLDR: Another Prefix

Rob and Chris are still taking a break from getting smart, but enjoy part two of the best of American History. Brand new episodes start next week with our new subject, Physical Science. This week's episode collects our favorite moments from American History: Chapters 17-31.

TLDR: Ugh, another clip show!?

Rob and Chris are taking a short break as they gear up to bring you the next installment of The Dunce Caps, Physical Science! While they do that, take a trip down memory lane as we revisit our favorite moments from American History: Chapters 1-16.

TLDR: Clip show!