Shawn explains why the show was off yesterday, Trump has some excellent sound effects, Applebee's Date Night Pass, the end of Doomscrolling, Dixville Notch does their thing, the emergency podcast, a black metal band apologizes, Shawn yells at someone and so much more!

The Emergency Podcast

The News Junkie, Shawn Wasson, with Sabrina and C-Lane.
The three best friends you never knew you had run through the most viral stories of the day.

Comedy

News

A man in a hammock, a whole ass Red Lobster, an update on the Whole Foods jerker, Tom Brady regrets the roast, The Last of Us 2, the Cotton Candy planet (finally), Jerry Seinfeld backlash, Mike Tyson's giant gloves, Caitlyn Clark's debut ratings, the Redskins return and so much more!

The Comeback Arrest

A man cranks it on a woman in Whole Foods, she gives the greatest interview ever, McDonald's is making some crazy decisions, the most insane delivery of all time, the great vegetable war, Shawn goes nuclear on an emailer, King Charles has a weird new painting and so much more!

We Finally Did It!

College graduation gone wrong, the truth about the Trump trial, Judge Judy is pissed, C-Lane had it all, an AI song hits the country charts, a portal between New York and Dublin goes NSFW, a bedroom for every kid, RIP Chuck E Cheese, the insane ChatGPT launch and so much more!

They Took Our Jobs!

Shawn is back and ready to talk about what's been going on, Trump talked about hot dogs for a while, a ChatGPT demo goes horribly wrong, a man stopped brushing his teeth, stay under 20 mph, Amy K joins the show, Steve Buscemi got attacked in New York and so much more!

Steve Buscemi Attacked

FRIDAY 5/10/24: A GoFundMe aims to disrupt protesters at University of Pennsylvania. A fat monkey dies after too many people feed it. A rental car company charges a Tesla renter for gas.

The Emergency Podcast

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