Topics:

*Rough start as I noticed something embarrassing about me as the show started.

*"It's so damn hot!"

*Princess of the Forest Madison" is getting kicked out of the nest.

*"The Queen of the Forest" joined me to explain my strange reaction to a package we received at the house.

*The NFK has a new ridiculous ritual.

*Another super-pissed asshole bitch had a misguided rant at the local County Commission meeting.

*I got into a Facebook Fight yesterday.

*Mitch and Phil from Wayland joined me. Buy Tickets here.

*Two horrible moments from The YMCA.

*1) I embarrassed myself when interacting with an enormous man.

*2) I shit my pants in a new way.

*I discuss the horrible terror attack at the airport in Afghanistan.

*Seth Curry's Mom and Dad are getting divorced. Some talk about alimony and private investigators.

*I went down memory lane again with my old radio partner, Joe Volk!

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – 0:00:00 – Desperately trying to get Diabetes. Idiot Doane tries to be funny with Orajel. Recording Pulse of the city yesterday.

2 – 0:22:14 – Reddit suggestion leads to the concept of Dear Meathead.

3 – 0:33:50 – Tyler Doane creates a fanpage for himself; should be a hit. Ryan Lochte.

4 – 0:44:40 – Back up plans – no plan B. Interesting discussion about EZ podcast equipment and a plan B for building his studio. Sports updates.

5 – 0:55:29 – Getting Catfished.

6 – 1:05:10 – Name that Movie.

7 – 1:17:47 – 10 minutes with Huge. Sports updates.

8 – 1:35:16 – Talking movies with Ron VT.

9 – 1:46:41 – Diana’s gay wedding. Modern Family. More Ryan Lochte stupidness. Screaming shot putters. Who messed up the podcast - “Oh yeah! Doane!” ; Julius dies laughing.

10 – 2:00:56 – Trying to tug Julius heart strings. The Ryan Lochte meter. Sports updates.

11 – 2:11:54 – Noah Galloway on air with new book.

12 – 2:27:08 – Gravy in studio with newest member to HotFM; Jackie Green (man voice).

13 – 2:41:45 – Pulse of the City. Mom beats her kids ass for rioting; kid burns house down. Driverless cars. Getting terminally ill to see Star Wars early. New Metallica.

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Topics:

*The Department of Transportation doesn't trust me in my limo driving because I take anti-anxiety meds. Thus, I had to go get checked by a doc!

*Some local dude lost his mind at a County Commission meeting over mask mandates.

*Ben is making donuts all weekend at Dizzy Donuts. Go see his lame ass.

*Wayland joins me tomorrow!

*Some talk about the tough guy I was fighting with on Reddit.

*I'm a grandpa again.

*O'Neill is struggling with some type of allergy.

*The dipshit "Nirvana baby" try's to make a cash grab.

*Another edition of "Killing it with Kyle" as Kyle from Dumpster Divers (Not a pedo) breaks shit down.

*More nonsense about "Nirvana Baby."

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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My Policy Shop.com, Back Alley Comedy Club, Shoreliners Striping, Dumpster Divers, Serra Honda Grandville, Baldwin Ace Hardware, Mario Flores Lakeshore Team of VanDyk Mortgage, Gift of Life Michigan, Prince Arming, A&E Heating and Cooling,

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Topics:

*Rolling Stones drummer, Charlie Watts passed at 80. Dude was a legend.

*I got into a list about the 100 greatest drummer of all time. I thought number 1 would be Neil Peart of rush, but it was John Bonham.

*That reminded me of a vid I saw some time back about how rare of a drummer he was.

*I noticed Bill "Huge" Simonson was watching the live stream...I brought him in via phone and he hinted that something "is afoot" in the radio landscape.

*Jeremy "out the door" showed up at my house to repair the hot tub. It was during this visit that I revealed myself as a racist.

*Dear Meathead BTYB JM Synthetics. I had to break the news to Dad that he's actually 87 years old, not 86 like he thought.

*I'm back at the YMCA. I haven't seen many of these people in quite some time and I'm struggling with names and making an asshole out of myself.

*Some meathead dude with a dumbass Chuck Lydell haircut insulted me at the Y.

*I'm at war with a bunch of pussy FBHW fans.

*The US if fucking this whole Afghanistan thing up.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Dumpster Divers, Gift of Life Michigan, My Policy Shop.com, Back Alley Comedy Club, Baldwin Ace Hardware, Horizen Hydroponics, TC Paintball, Ervine's Auto Repair/ Grand Rapids Hybrid, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, A&E Heating and Cooling 

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Topics:

*Princess of the Forest Madison turns 19 and is leaving for college which makes us sad!

*Madison is packing up her crystals and hippie shit to give her magic powers at school.

*Gross, disgusting assholes keep staring at Madison at the gym.

*Princess of the Forest Jackie is getting ready to adopt a Frenchie!!!

*I received the "Paqui One Chip Challenge" in the mail yesterday from Nick. What an absurd thing and "no" I'm not doing it.

*I ran into a former co host and it was awkward as shit.

*My old show sub reddit speculated who it was as did my Facebook.

*FDA approves Pfizer vaccine.

*Trouble at Cedar Point.

*Hot dogs will shorten your life

*The R Kelly trial is featuring tons of ridiculous testimony about this dirtbag

*Kelly Clarkson mentioned my name on Jimmy Fallon

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Topics:

*Conservative talk show host and anti-Vaxxer, Phil Valentine just died of COVID. Just before the dummy died, he announced that he was wrong and told people to get vaccinated. Dirk blew a gasket on me and gave me the business about "spreading misinformation."

*Patriot Nick wants me to eat poison.

*I got a chance to MC a concert over the weekend at Byrne Electrical

featuring Gunnar and the Grizzly Boys and Josh Gracin.

*I got guilted into doing some limo work at an ungodly hour and It about killed me.

*I pissed Diana off badly last night, which caused the loss of all my "Pooh Bear Points."

*O'Neill decided he wanted to decorate my sunroom with numerous piles of soft shit.

*I'm looking at a 50+ mile week of training this week for my half-marathon race against local pussy, Mike Ball. Pick the winner and help the AT Children's Project, here.

*There was another great fight at an NFL game.

*Flasher beaten with pecker hanging out.

*Mike Richards out as Jeopardy host. I share a Jeopardy conspiracy theory.

*Omar Vizquel showed an autistic batboy his stiff dick

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

Sponsors:

My Policy Shop Insurance, Back Alley Comedy Club, Horizen Hydroponics, Shoreliners striping, Baldwin Ace Hardware, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, Ervines Auto Repair / Grand Rapids Hybrid, TC Paintball GR, A&E Heating and Cooling, Blue Frost IT, Gift of Life Michigan, Dumpster Divers

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – 0:00:00 – Jim likes having kids and dropping college; Eric likes making models of Solar Systems. Jim wants to be a cop.

2 – 0:23:10 – Idiot Cop rescues doll from hot car. Sex dolls look real.

3 – 0:32:48 – Blake Shelton is a homophobic racist.

4 – 0:42:48 – Swallowing a squeaker toy. Doane makes good observation but sounds like a tool. Sports updates.

5 – 0:55:05 – Holes in Ryan Lochte robbery story; Julius called this days ago.

6 – 1:05:36 – Evil Julius loves tragedy montage. If it bleeds, it leads.

7 – 1:18:48 – 10 minutes with Huge.

8 – 1:31:19 – Bob Kaser in studio talking Griffins.

9 – 1:52:54 – Remembering Sam. Kaser hanging around another segment. Arguing Hockey.

10 – 2:11:19 – Nascar trivia pass-down.

11 – 2:26:01 – Rome vs Harbaugh.

12 – 2:38:59 – Meathead on air with injury update; including young Eric impressions (funny Cat in the Cradle memories).

13 – 2:50:19 – Moving Jackie into apartment today. Revisiting Julius’s Ryan Lochte correct prediction.

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Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show here!

Topics on the full show:

*Ben had just sent me the audio of "The Funny Girls incident."  The audio being discussed is featured on The Eric Zane Show Patreon Bonus for Friday 8/20.

*Sarah Ruch Ruck Roush is embarrassed by her being crowned as one of the funniest people on the planet.

*New audience member Lara is an asskicker from New Jersey.

*Mike Richards Jeopardy cancellation.

*Diana called while she was hanging out with one of her sweet autistic students and this led to an onslaught of hilarity from Ben.

*Ben and I discuss Jack Morris.

*Two radio legends are starting to look like each other.

*Ben's better half is killing it with her new donut shop.

*A story with proof of why we should all distance ourselves from conspiracy theory kooks.

*Ben and I are both a little gay.

*Bet on Ben!

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1 – 0:00:00 – Lots of rain. Eric apologizes for his poor performance. Doane distributes hugs. Family reset button. Zane Games from yesterday. John from Holland calls for advise.

2 – 0:24:58 – Diana checks floor with her face at Zane Games.

3 – 0:35:03 – Belly flopping at the Olympics.

4 – 0:45:37 – Harbaugh deflecting talks about suspensions. Bill calls in early preaching Harbaugh.

5 – 0:58:27 – 10 minutes with Huge.

6 – 1:07:10 – Live Interview with P.J. Fleck.

7 – 1:25:29 – Ellen DeGeneres caught in outrage machine. “I’ll give you a little goo, but there’s no gush”. Sports updates.

8 – 1:39:40 – Snarky Julius and Eric argue about the stream. Man broke into beer tent at fairgrounds, drank all he could, and passed out in grandstands. Jim prefers rawdog sex over alcohol. Hard Knocks: Will Hayes believes in mermaids.

9 – 1:56:31 – Thin skinned Doane. George Carlin likes when people die – 1 day before 9/11. Breaking News: Julius excited when people die.

10 – 2:09:07 – Listener calls with issue regarding Julius’s lack of empathy. Morbid curiosity vs glad it’s not me. Kool & The Gang Celebration plays in Julius’s head during tragedy. Sports updates.

11 – 2:22:15 – Eric’s bad attire in front of the brass. Diana faceplant replay. Crazy things parents do to get their kid a job.

12 – 2:34:01 – Sticking up for Doane. Frustrated lady drop kicks a cake.

13 – 2:45:50 – Truck driver gets true love from phone number on bathroom wall. Rome vs Harbaugh update.

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