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*Why does everyone in The United States not live in Michigan?

*There was major drama in the house. Princess of the Forest, Madison went cukoo for cocoa puffs. The halls were filled with wailing and screaming. How did I respond to this madness?

*The Queen of the Forest joins me as I try to get answers. Also, the QOTF said something horrible yesterday.

*The training continues in my quest to beat Mike Ball in the October 17th Grand Rapids Half Marathon.

*A stupid hillbilly brawl at a 5 to 7 year old t ball game went viral. More thoughts on this idiocy.

*A school district near where I live hired an idiot weight lifting coach for the football team who has a track record of abuse and bullying.

*Some fat bitch at a McDonalds was pissed that she couldn't mix her slushee flavors and went bonkers! A huge fight ensued!

*The Foo Fighters hosted a free concert for vaccinated fans. Assholes protest led by Rick Schroeder!

*A Local Houston TV reporter went rogue!

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*The yard has become a massive bird sanctuary...and a feral cat sanctuary. There's sure to be a massacre.

*Friends of the show Allen and Ashlynne from Blue Frost IT just welcomed their second child into the world. They're keeping everyone in suspense as to the child's gender and name. What?

*The NFK lost his shit a little bit recently. I detail his long history of verbally abusing inanimate objects with racial slurs. The NFK had a dust up with, of all things, my dog O'Neill. How the hell?

*I somehow stumble into "The Hot Zester" story.

*More hype for the amazing "Shish-ka-bob" bar I'm bringing to my Dad's for Father's Day. Get the recipe here.

*I just cannot handle the my youngest child is almost 19 and is an adult and can do whatever she wants.

*Mike Ball is becoming butt hurt over the hype over our October 17th race.

*"Defund the police" morons make a fuss in Grand Rapids.

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*Rick from TC Paintball checks in.

*Assholes in West Michigan are shooting random people with paintballs.

*Heavyweight boxers, Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder are fighting July 24. They had a hype presser that featured a silent, six minute staredown.

*Charles Barkley has had it with cancel culture.

*I personally think some cancel culture is appropriate. Case in point, Chrissey Teigen who still continues to be called out for being a Twitter bully while saying Twitter bullying is bad.

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Topics:

*We are 124 days out from the Grand Rapids Half Marathon as I will race friend/ idiot, Mike Ball. This led to me laying out my case as I try to figure out how I'm going to surpass this jackass in fitness.

*Bobbie sent along a hilarious restaurant review.

*An 18 year old kid in Center Pointe, Alabama wanted to attend his graduation. He couldn't because of various issues that made it so he couldn't attend. His boss at the local Waffle House took him under his wing and helped him out. This is one of my favorite stories in a long time.

*Asshole Dad pays last child support payment in pennies, Mom donates money to battered woman shelter.

*Legendary former singer of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters DESTROYS Mark Zuckerberg after he offered Waters tons of cash for use of "Another Brink in the Wall part 2."

*Chrissie Tiegen starts round 2 of her apology tour after the first one didn't work.

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Topics:

*I married a couple over the weekend!

*I have no idea why this is, but I have lost the ability to grill food on charcoal. I'm the absolute worst. This past weekend, was a little bit better, but I still suck shit at this..

*I'll be taking the "Shish-ka-bob bar" on the road this coming weekend for Father's Day to see Meathead.

*I took a trip to Harbor Humane to see all the great things they do! Check the video here.

*Side note: Feral cat, "Black Beard the Pirate" was on my back deck last night. I fed him. He's now mine.

*A lobster diver off Cape Cod found himself entirely inside the mouth of a 50 foot humpback whale and lived to tell the story. That's not all...I spoke with the fisherman who saw the whale spit the guy out and helped rescue him.

*Jeffrey Toobin returned to CNN in a very awkward interview.

*Follow up on the Michigan / Bo Schembechler / Dr. Anderson nightmare. Show listener, Dr. Jim was starting his professional career at the school in the 1980's and provided some context.

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – Passive aggressive fighting on the 4th floor for thermostat control. O’Neil makes brown pancakes in a crate. Eric & Charlie: adorable gay men. Too hot for ice cream.

2 – Trump Train. Ted Cruz destroyed for not endorsing Trump.

3 – Chris Matthews must be drunk. Trump camp admits to Melania speech plagiarism.

4 – Embridge oil spill is resolved. Sports updates.

5 – 10 minutes with Huge.

6 – Listener call in about Trump. Lady owns Rick Scott (Governor of FL) at a Starbucks.

7 – America got Talent; 82 yr old John Hetlinger continues to metal it. Jason Sanchez from Maple Hill Golf. Sports updates.

8 – 5-in-10 challenge. Diana gets naked; Eric grabs boob; Jackie screams. Julius’s parents porking. Jackie thought a BJ was skin flavored ice cream (Armenian drumstick).

9 – Listeners call in about getting caught banging.

10 – Protestor on fire. Talking with Erica Francis from Fox17 regarding convention. Sports updates.

11 – Pokemon Go accidents. Doane’s friend Kate recovering from accident. Revisiting Cruz from Segment 2.

12 – Revisit Melania from segment 3. Revisit Rick Scott from segment 6.

13 – Listeners stories about caught during sex. Bad deal at a Wyoming bank – robbed twice in a week. Revisit John Hetlinger from segment 7. Whose got it better than us. Get drunk together, stay together. Selena Gomez.

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Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show here!

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Topics:

*Another great group in the ZOOM audience (sorry Jason Meis, I suck) 

*For some reason, after an early discussion about hymen, Ben and I went off on disgusting sex acts in our personal lives.  Ben's was more gross.  

*A discussion about having to take a shower with Diana as she can't wash herself with the bad arm from shoulder surgery leads to hygiene questions.

*We got into the Schembechler / Michigan disaster a bit.

*Ben actually had a descent week on the comedy scene.

*Bet on Ben led to some ridiculous moments and early exits.

*Ben continues to disappoint with shitty Twitter jokes.

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – Camping at Zion National Park; sticking a Window AC Unit into the RV. Doane signing autographs at Applebees. Revisiting tech issues from yesterday.

2 – Season 2 of Making a Murderer. Arguing with Julius. “Shut up, Doane”.

3 – Doane’s friend injured playing Pokemon Go. Jameson Taillon takes baseball to the head.

4 – Republican National Convention; Chris Christie riles everyone up. Doane’s stupid as hell joke. Sports updates.

5 – Meathead recovery updates. Finding Meathead’s Viagra. Julius finding parents Astroglide. Fallout from Melania Trump plagiarism from yesterday.

6 – Bill Cosby is in bad shape. Doane on double probation. Wrestlers suing WWE for brain injuries.

7 – Bus Stop Karaoke; Episode 6. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman meets the show (Pellerito bit). Sports updates.

8 – Frank Tanana from the Tigers.

9 – Dude in Georgia bikes 50 miles to school; people go crazy on the gofundme.

10 – Revisit yesterday’s tech issues. 10 minutes with Huge.

11 – Tiffany Trump. DTF hat. More Chris Christie. Ben Carson.

12 – Replay of baseball to the head from segment 3. Putting a listener in his place. A Lady Sneezing forever.

13 \– Guy in Lowell having a rough day. Doane’s an idiot again. Bus Stop Karaoke; Episode 6. Replay of Sgt Hartman meeting the show from segment 7. Sleep & Caffeine.

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*I'm stoked, because tomorrow, I'm off to Harbor Humane to see adoptable pets.

*It's crazy because my son, Jim is trying to adopt a pooch from there right now!

*Speaking of pets, I wanted to kick the ass of one of my dogs yesterday after one of them peed on a brand new dog bed. Assholes!

*The Queen of the Forest and your old pal, Eric Zane had to help The Princess of the Forest, Jackie and Justin move! Father of the year points earned.

*I got into the Michigan / Dr. Anderson / Bo Schembechler sex abuse scandal. There is a ton of ground to cover on this and much of the statements from the victims is painful to hear.

*Bo Schembechler threatened rape to players as punishment.

*I talked to The Queen of the Forest with her thoughts on the whole thing.

*Listener Theron gets a timeout after stupid take on the sex abuse scandal.

*Kid rock is a huge asshole, doubles down homophobic slur.

*Cop does pit maneuver when driver doesn't pull over, car flips, pregnant woman trapped in car gets lecture.

*Cop expert Jason Schaeffer offers some perspective on the police story.

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Adam is live at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, Michigan Thursday, Friday, Saturday June 10,11,12.

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