The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

https://www.expatplanb.com/mar-8-15-2024-seminar-3/

#2-  “Tis the season” but somehow I’m not seeing much good will towards men: 

#3- What you need to know about expats living in Colombia:

 

#4- How gringos and expats slowly contaminate their Latina wives and girlfriends:

Another crazy “boots on the ground” story

 

#5- How Latino bad guys dupe gringos and expats:

You need to hear this hair-raising “boots on the ground” story…

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

[email protected] 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link or click on the link below or paste it in your browser:

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 EXPAT INSIDER SEMINAR:

It will take place on Friday, March 8th thru Friday, March 15th, 2024.

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link.

#2- Expat Gringas and their Horses:

#3- Finding unwanted critters in the house:

#4- El Salvador “Volcano bond” update:

#5- BTC and cryptocurrency update:

 

#6 - House fires and fire safety in Latin America:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

[email protected] 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- ANNOUNCING JOHNNY’S MARCH 2024 "EXPAT INSIDER" SEMINAR:

For seminar details and sign-up info go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link.

 

#2- Why you need skylights in your Latin American home if you don't like living in constant mold and dank humidity:

Today we discuss everything you need to know about skylight selection, installation, leaks and maintenance  

 

#3- Have you noticed that Latin America is held together with messy ugly gobs of Silicone Caulk?

It’s the Latin American equivalent to chicken wire and duck tape

#4- The #1 fact of life in Latin America… your roof will leak!

#5 - Vehicular savagery at its worst:

#6- When overconfident gringos and expats screw up the Spanish Language: 

#7- Do your English speaking Latino friends and fellow workers really understand you?Don’t jump to that conclusion…

#8- When Mexican cartels play Santa Claus:  

#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

[email protected] 

#10- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- Upcoming March 2024 “Expat Insider Seminar” details: 

#2- Where Latin America’s worst traffic and most terrible drivers live: 

#3- What you need to know about commuting to work in Latin America: 

#4 - Vehicular savagery at its worst : 

#5- Latin American and 3rd world city layouts versus USA and 1st world city layouts: 

#6- Drinking and driving in Latin America:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- What to do if your FBI report isn’t clean:

Do you need a completely clean one to apply for residency?

#2- Reading books for leisure and the backpacker connection:

#3 - More on Gringos and Gringas who go native:

#4- When woke people eat their own: 

#5- The severity of the Latin American water and drought problem:

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- Getting sued in Latin America:

DYK that in the states the average America gets sued 7 times in his life time?

#2- Expats with a Plan B should think twice about keeping a house or rental property in the states:

#3 - Rummage and estate sales in Latin America:

#4- Latin American cost of living update:

#5- What the lame street media is NOT telling you about the new Argentine president: 

#6- An Expat toolkit:

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- The myth of “bike lanes” in big city Latin America:

There are plenty of them but just more failed copies of a 1st world trend

 

#2- When gringos are eye witnesses to car accidents:

What to do?

 

#3 - Why clueless Latin American motorcyclists love to wear German WWII helmets:

 

#4- The mindless prevalence of Astrology beliefs in Latin America:

 

#5- A Bitcoin and crypto update:

 

#6- The stark (sex) differences between USA dating apps vs Latin American dating apps:

(We’re not talking about language differences either)

 

#7- More tips for dog owners in Latin America:  

#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

#9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- A thousand more reasons to get the hell out of Dodge: 

#2- Shoplifting in Latin America: 

#3 - There's an odd gringo spotting 6th sense you may experience while travelling in Latin America:

 

#4- Why so few gringos take my advice:

They always ask for it but seldom take it…

#5- Those lucky expats living in Latin America who’ve contracted their very their own 24/7 caretaker (or nurse):

A very strange “boots on the ground” story..

#6- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com

#1- The problem with dogs, disgusting dog food and terrible doggie discipline in Latin America:

Will you have a dog south of the border? If that’s your plan, you need to here this…   

#2- Mold, humidity and allergies in Latin America:

How is it that in my 30+ years living in Latin America I’ve never met a single Latino with an inhaler... or a peanut allergy? When you mention the phrase "peanut allergies" (or the idiotic word "LATINX" for that matter) Latinos don't know what you are talking about...    

#3- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

#4- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

 

The new edition for 2023 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com