The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #999 SUN, OCT 18 (10-18-2020):

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- The trouble with Latino dog and pet owners:

Most Latin American dogs and pets are uncontrollable. It’s almost never the dog’s fault, it’s the owner, but owners don’t get it. When it comes to pet discipline and behavior, Latino owners are clueless.  

#2- “Mal Gusto” means “Bad Taste” in English. It’s a conundrum  as to why the vast majority of Latinos and Latinas have such bad home decorative taste while having surprisingly good fashion sense:

Not that I’m any arbiter of good taste. However, once you visit a few Latin American homes (even the wealthy very upscale ones) and ride in a few Latino owned cars you’ll see what I mean. For example: Latinos love white furniture, upholstery and rugs. Certainly white and light colored stuff look good in the showroom… but at home, only for the first few months. Newsflash! Not only are we in the tropics, where smudges, humidity, dirt and sweat-stains are the norm, many Latino families also have undisciplined pets that don’t mind romping and peeing on sofas, chairs and rugs. Ahgggh!       

#3- The untold trails and tribulations of a lone gringo radio personality working at a 100% Latino radio station:

#4- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.              

#5- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#6- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #998 FRI, OCT 16 (10-16-2020):

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- You know of course there are toxic “forever chemicals” in your water, right? That’s why you absolutely need a “carbon block” filter in your water purifier’s final stage. You do nave a purifier I hope:

We are all guinea pigs, unwittingly loading up on over 5000 plus chemicals and micro- plastics that never even existed 50 or so years ago. Yes, a revoltin’ development for sure. Today we discuss a few quick and easy ways to eliminate most of those those hidden health hazards.

 

#2- Johnny’s special “tattoo report”:

About half the people in the modern world have tattoos and Latin Americans lead the pack- with Latinas outnumbering Latin men in the tattoo department. Its gotten to the point that some think they’re suitable for children of all ages. That said, today’s rant hits on the good, bad… and a lot of ugly.

#3- There really is a sort of “Plastic Surgery” culture in Latin America and a lot of things you didn’t know about it:

#4- “Dear Johnny, I don’t know where he got it from, but my kid’s a genius:

Please just gag me with a spoon! How many time have you heard that ridiculous statement before?

Why is it at one time or another, nearly every gringo parent brags up a kid or two and thinks they're geniuses? Its odd though, you’ll almost never hear a Latino parent brag on his kids like that.

#5- Speaking of the truly rare occurrence of an authentic 100% genius( they usually occur once in a generation for any particular career) ... today we have a small non- musical tribute to genius Eddie Van Halen (RIP age 65):

#6- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.              

 

#7- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#8- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #997 SUN, OCT 11 (10-11-2020):

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- Are you a “Language Dunce” like me?

#2- The bursting bubble Real Estate report- PART 5:

#3- When your “Gringo Advantage” doesn’t help:

#4- When gringos and expats take “off the books” jobs:

#5- Tips for gringos and expats who remain sitting on the fence:

Fence sitting can be a dangerous (just ask Humpty Dumpty).

#6- Solar energy tips specific to Latin America:

#7- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.              

 #8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#9- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #996 FRI, OCT 09 (10-09-2020):

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- Healthcare plans in Latin America and the way their stated “lifetime” deductibles apply:

#2- My crazy life before arriving in Latin America:

#3- Token Gringos in Latin America:

#4- How our misleading first impressions (upon arrival) unfairly skew our opinions in regard to our own personal top 3 Latin Country picks and pans:

#5- The untold dope on how all 3rd world IMF Cov-idiot loans have strict conditions attached, like big across-the-board tax increases:

#6- Rooftop Solar Hot Water System performance-versus-the new high efficiency ‘heat pump” water heaters:

#7- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.              

#8- Do you want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#9- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #995 SUN, OCT 04 (10-04-2020):

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- Healthcare in Latin America in the age of Cov-idiots:

Today’s “boots on the ground” report

#2- Skin cancer and sunny sunny Latin America:

#3- Travel and Airport Cov-idiot update:

#4- The problem with being of Neanderthal decent:

Do you have Neanderthal genes?

#5- The truth about installing insulation, weather-stripping and double-pane windows in Latin American homes:

#6- LED lights, dimmers and controlling dirty EMF in your home:

#7- Solar Panel sizing and tips to consider for your proposed solar setup- PART 8:

#8- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.              

 

#9- Want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#10- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #994 FRI, OCT 02 (10-02-2020):

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- Visiting “Vacation” Resorts in the time of Cov-idiots:

There are some really amazing now that tourism is dead... but the "resort" rules have changed too

#2- Brownouts, blackouts and momentary power outages in Latin America:

#3- Portable emergency Solar Power setup tips for Latin America:

#4- The California “Poop Location App” and why it’s sooo important to get the hell out of Dodge now:

Today we have (disgusting) reasons #3526 thru #3901:

 

#5- What you need to know about Gasoline quality in Latin America:

Recommended “south of the border” gas stations and the brands and octanes to trust when you stop to fill up.

#6- Solar Panel sizing and tips to consider for your proposed solar setup:

#7- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.       

 

#8- Want to get into the exploding Crypto-currency world but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#9- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #993 FRI, SEPT 25 (09-25-2020):

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- Tips for Gringo expats (and everyone) planning to get off the power grid- PART 7

#2- Air Conditioning tricks and hacks in your Latin American home:

#3- Your typical home power consumption if you choose to live in the Latin American “altiplano” versus living on the coast or at lower altitudes:

#4- Ten valuable lessons learned from a “baby boomer” Bitcoin story:

#5- Gringo expats and that first $1200 stimulus check:

Did you know that your corrupt Uncle Slam won’t send it to you overseas? So now what?

 

#6- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.      

 

#7- Want to get into Crypto-currencies but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#8- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #992 SUN, SEPT 20 (09-20-2020):

 

"EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport opened on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- Healthcare tips advice for Gringos and Expats abroad:

#2- The many ways Gringos and Expats get sucked into a country’s national healthcare system and why it’s a very bad idea to believe the propaganda:

#3- Where is the “altiplano” sweet spot?

If the altiplano region has such a wide range, between about 3000 and 12000 feet above sea level, then what’s the best sweet spot?

#4- This week’s Latin American Cov-idiot update and airport report:

#5- Solar Power for Gringo’s and Expats who want to go off the grid:

#6- Smart meters and Expats:

#7- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.              

#8- Want to get into Crypto-currencies but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#9- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #991 FRI, SEPT 18 (09-18-2020):

 

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport will open to all on Sept 18, 2020 and international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- The psychological aspects of moving to a foreign country:

#2- What can happen in the event your “other half” is negative or indifferent about having a Plan B?

Frequently one person (often the guy) is quite gung ho about getting the hell out of dodge while the other (often the lady) is neutral or not much on board with the idea. Though it can often work out well, sometimes in the long run it can cause serious relationship problems…

#3- The truth about being stateside “Prepper” versus getting completely out of dodge

#4- Five ways the Cov-idiot problem has permanently changed regular everyday living in Latin America

#5- A word about how certain crooked and gluttonous US states like Kalifornia continuously chase down expats for back taxes they might not even owe:

#6- What if... for some reason I (me Johnny) was forced to go back to the states. Where would I live and what would I do?

#7- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.              

#8- Want to get into Crypto-currencies but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

#9- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.

Descriptions- EXPAT FILES SHOW #990 SUN, SEPT 13 (09-13-2020):

 

“EXPAT INSIDER” SEMINAR UPDATE- Johnny’s next Latin American seminar dates will be January 8th thru 14th, 2021. The Guatemalan airport will open to all on Sept 18, 2020 so international travel rules are lightening up considerably. For info and signup details visit www.ExpatPlanB.com. Attend the seminar and connect with Johnny’s personal expat network. It’s the sure-fire way to turbocharge your Plan B!

#1- The Do’s and Don’ts of investing in Latin America

#2- How smart Gringos and Expats invest in Latin America:

Above and beyond preserving your wealth… what do gringos and Expats do?

#3- Owning Gold and Silver in Latin America- Part 4

#4- When Latin Banks get hacked:

A somewhat scary “boots on the ground” story

 

#5- A word about that cruel and unusual $10000 airport cash and cash equivalent reporting requirement:

Is there a work around? Are there hacks? Can it be skirted?

#6- Get a 100% legal (and well respected) 2nd Country Passport online and in just 60 days!

The Corona virus has killed Latin American and Caribbean Island tourism so tax revenues have dried up. Governments are broke and a small few have reacted by offering passport by investment programs. I have personally vetted the best legit one. Amazingly, you can apply online without wasting time or repeatedly flying back and forth to the country. That’s a first! For details email; [email protected] and listen to the complete explanation outlined in “The Expat Files” show program aired on June 28, 2020.

#7- Want to get into Crypto-currencies but don’t feeling quite confident enough to dive in?

Our own Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

 

#8- Be sure to pick up my new and revised, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

The new edition for 2020 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com and click on the "Latin American Healthcare Report”.