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Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, you're gonna need some Percocet before you hit play.

This week, she's not breathing.

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This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn't provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was exactly the kind of conversations we'd expect to find there.

This week, The F Plus meets some like-minded Burgerheads.

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If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support their claims. This is more of that, but with draculas.

Have you ever dreamt of drinking blood? Can you be killed by a wooden stake through the heart or decapitation? Do you have a tan Do you say ‘BLAH’? You MIGHT be a vampire!

This episode, the F Plus gets a full-ride scholarship to Vamper college.

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Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings. From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself.

1This 1week, 1The 1F 1Plus 1doesn't 1have 1a 1girlfriend.

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As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does: turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born "Cloud Chasers"; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest to exhale glycerine vapor in a cloud larger than someone else's. Actually, when you type it out it makes a whole lot of sense.

This week, The F Plus puts a finger in Missy's Wet Box.

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Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the best way to go rollerblading.

This week, The F Plus is your salvia...vation. (edit point)

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The Satanic International Network (or SIN, hyuk hyuk) bills itself as "the most popular social networking site for Satanists". While I'm not really sure how many sites they beat out for that title, what we have here is a site where various flavors of Satanist can share their feelings on religion, magick, trans rights and the New World Order and none of it will be elucidating.

This week, imagine standing on the beach when 800,000 F Plus listeners walk by you.

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Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons. But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the fetish matrix because we know how to entertain ourselves.

This week, The F Plus is also turned off by World of Warcraft.

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There's a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven't stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service indignities, real or imaginary.

This week, the women of The F Plus have some opinions, but the men are usually nice and pleasant.

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While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy "modeling" jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently have forums for some reason.

In this episode, we're looking specifically at the Ettiquite forums of craigslist, to learn how we can all be better mannered participants in the human race, mainly by gaslighting our husbands.

This week, The F Plus popped your pussy and toggled your tits.

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