The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller

Benny welcomes back Robbie the Mariners fan, while Scotty on the Pike makes his Fifth Hour debut. The Maller Mailbag overflows with technical disasters, tree-dwelling childhoods, unionized cheerleaders, NFL rappers, Weedman’s cellphone catastrophe, Super El Niño, Airbnb nightmares, influencer buffoonery, cafeteria cuisine, haunted mansions and the ancient art of writing checks. It's a grab bag of nonsense, unsolicited wisdom and premium-grade gasbaggery. No refunds, no adult supervision, and absolutely no quality control!

Ben Maller has Mail Bag fun for your Sunday! All questions sent in by new listeners & P1's of the #MallerMilitia! Download, subscribe, and remember that sharing is caring (unless it's an STD.)

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The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller delivers three more classic chapters of Maller Misadventures South of the Border! Benny navigates Mexico City's chaotic floating fiesta at Xochimilco, complete with mariachi bands, taco boats and bumper-boat madness. Then it's ancient pyramids, mysterious civilizations and breakfast in a cave at Teotihuacan. Plus, Ben declares war on Mexican tap water, battles the fear of Montezuma's Revenge, and celebrates his triumphant reunion with the blue cup!

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The Maller Misadventures South of the Border! It's a Fifth Hour podcast exclusive! Ben Maller presents a nine-chapter audiobook chronicling his whirlwind weekend in Mexico City. From the thin air at 7,350 feet to the chaotic traffic, sizzling street tacos,  and the sprawling Zócalo, the Nocturnal Colonel trades his radio bunker for high-altitude hijinks. It's a Maller travelogue packed with culture shock, wrong turns, questionable decisions, and big-city madness. Nine chapters, one gringo, endless misadventures. Viva Mexico!

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Step right up, Maller Militia! The Sunday circus is back, and America’s Favorite Homeless Guy, Billy Blanks, AKA Weedman Hippie, returns to invade the Fifth Hour mailbag! On today’s Drive-Thru menu: missing Militia legends, Big Daddy from Memphis awkwardness, 200 years of free chips with a ghoulish plot twist, a pharaoh hiding under your home, tomato-flavored cookies nobody requested, ancient cargo, supermarket frozen heat, wealthy lazybones In-N-Out slobs, and UFOs apparently piloted by demons. What a country! It's free, no refunds, no adult supervision, just another Maller Labor of Love!

Ben Maller has Mail Bag fun for your Sunday! All questions sent in by new listeners & P1's of the #MallerMilitia! Download, subscribe, and remember that sharing is caring (unless it's an STD.)

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Another day, another mechanical middle finger! On this Fifth Hour, Ben revisits the Greybeard Fonzie Fix before unloading on a Maller Mobile headlight fiasco that triggered automotive PTSD. From mechanical stupidity to historical nonsense, Marco Polo gets busted for pasta fraud, while a Founding Father brings spaghetti to America. Along the way, there's a mulligan to take, something gaudy to wear, and civilization to question. Another glorious Labor of Love from the Nocturnal Colonel, broadcasting from a secret remote location "in the air everywhere" for the men, women, and children of the Maller Militia!

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Momentum is a scam! Sports' favorite imaginary friend. The Bigfoot of athletics. Everybody swears they've seen it. Nobody can produce a body. Enough already! Benny unleashes The Anti-Momentum Manifesto in a therapeutic Fifth Hour rant before tackling more of life's absurdities.From "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" to who really said "Let Them Eat Cake"? And why was Benjamin Franklin trying to make nasty farts smell like perfume? Apparently inventing bifocals wasn't enough. Another perfectly unreasonable edition of the Fifth Hour!

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Blind Scott from Boston has hijacked the Sunday Fifth Hour Mailbag! The legendary Maller Militia wackadoodle makes his debut as Benny's celebrity sidekick from the North End of Bean Town on a supersonic joyride through the absurd. On the Maller menu: mysterious pants bulges, getting Joe Rogan money, chocolate pumpkin lawsuits, Jed Who Fled intervention, missing audio drops, Tyreek Hill drama, and scandalous locker-room legends. Plus, Dianna Russini’s comeback, William Shatner photography, Martian mystery doors, garlic-fueled romance, WoofStock, West Virginia living, and a tearful farewell to Celeste Frozen Pizza. No guardrails, no adult supervision, and absolutely no refunds! The lunatics have taken over the podcast asylum, and Benny's holding the microphone!

Ben Maller has Mail Bag fun for your Sunday! All questions sent in by new listeners & P1's of the #MallerMilitia! Download, subscribe, and remember that sharing is caring (unless it's an STD.)

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Fire up the Hot Tub Time Machine! The factory of pod is back in business with a tribute to Iron Mike Ditka! Ben revisits zany caller Doc Mike’s wild Chicago steakhouse encounters with the Bears legend, then reveals his own failed attempts to get Ditka on this podcast, landing Iron Mike alongside Maller Militia royalty like Genie in Medford. Plus, it’s a two-dog night at Fox Sports Radio! Ben meets a four-legged giant named Sticks and commits the ultimate canine betrayal against his beloved English bulldog, Moxie! Vintage Maller storytelling you simply won’t find anywhere else!

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Forget Kevin Bacon. Benny Radio is apparently two degrees from Dua Lipa, and all it took was a baseball game and a guy dressed like a traffic cone! On this edition of The Fifth Hour, Ben reveals how a random Yankees playoff game, a homemade taco feast, and the legendary Marlins Man somehow turned into a backstage drama-o-rama involving the pop superstar. Naturally! Marlins Man, the Forrest Gump of the sporting world and a senior member of the Maller Militia's celebrity wing, has done it again. Ben delivers the juicy details nobody else has, because apparently this is what investigative podcast journalism looks like now. PLUS, an exclusive tale of how Benny nearly missed his own radio show thanks to a real-life Fast & Furious audition on the 101 Freeway. Who knew getting to work required stunt-driving experience? And just when you thought civilization couldn't get any stranger, the world is under attack by Mama Lukes! It's another journey into the absurd with the Nocturnal Colonel, where the stories are true, even when they sound completely made up!

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Ben Maller does a belly-whopper into the deep end of the mailbag, where good judgment goes to die. The Wheel of Maller Militia Legends lands on Doc Mike from Chicago and Mike the Leprechaun from the Commonwealth. Doc isn’t a real doctor—he just plays one on the radio and podcasts—but his résumé includes classic Maller bits like "marrying" Spin Cycle Regina in Minnesota, presidential campaigns nobody asked for, brewing Bloody Goat Beer, the beer for losers, and delivering an alarming number of goat heads to the Cubs at Wrigley Field over the years. Perfectly normal behavior.

Mike the Leprechaun, meanwhile, continues his blood feud with Marcel in Brooklyn after helping host iconic Maller Meet & Greets in Boston and Worcester and witnessing Benny’s 99 MPH* opening pitch at the WooSox game. (*Estimated by extremely unreliable sources.)

The fellas chew through podcast sausage, the Ben Maller Show on TV, kayaking around venomous snakes in the Congo Basin, underwater UFOs, homemade urine therapy straight from the tap—because apparently plumbing wasn’t disgusting enough—shady bookkeeping, the slow death of late-night TV and more.

This is where the razzle meets the dazzle, unless it's just another marginal episode of The Fifth Hour.

Ben Maller has Mail Bag fun for your Sunday! All questions sent in by new listeners & P1's of the #MallerMilitia! Download, subscribe, and remember that sharing is caring (unless it's an STD.)

Follow Ben on Twitter @BenMaller and listen to the original terrestrial radio edition of "Ben Maller Show," Monday-Friday on Fox Sports Radio, 2a-6a ET, 11p-3a PT!...Follow, rate & review "The Fifth Hour!" 

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