It’s Pride in Los Angeles and the boys discuss Kathy Hilton and the politics of being a pride parade Grand Marshall. An old Hunter Biden sex tape featuring feet is making the rounds and the boys wonder if it’s enough to get him elected President. Maine senate candidate Graham Platner has a boring old sexting scandal on his hands and the boys wonder if that’s enough to get him elected President.

This week the boys spread caution in the time of Ebola and encourage wariness of public transportation and stranger’s spittle.  Casey recounts his Memorial Day in Palm Springs while Tony goes to Tijuana for therapy, and both agree Tony had more fun. An impending move has Casey feeling down and the price of salad isn’t helping.

This week the boys revel in the success of their first live show in years by highlighting each other’s characters flaws. The cheekily named D-line Metro opens in Los Angeles and the boys discuss just how cheeky it will be. Tony questions Casey’s reasoning for leaving his therapist, and Casey wonders if Tony is being honest about certain habits.  

This week Tony books a church gig which makes Casey feel nostalgic for his Catholic upbringing. Speaking of live performance, the boys promote their live podcast on Wednesday May 13th at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles. The most recent failed assassination attempt leaves some unanswered questions (per usual), and the boys bid farewell to Spirit Airlines. 

The boys go see MJ the musical and review their fellow audience members as harshly as they do the show.  The LA mayoral and CA governor races are an embarrassment, and not of riches, so Casey provides some messaging tips.  The Trump administration brings back death by firing squad prompting the boys to discuss the best and worst ways to die.

This week, Casey shows his commitment to the pod by announcing a live GPHH date, and Tony responds by pitting his fans against Casey’s. Donald Trump goes to a UFC fight with Vanilla Ice, and that’s not even the gayest part. Caitlin Jenner continues to be a problematic trans woman. Still, the boys consider a scenario where she could totally redeem herself (hint: it involves manslaughter just one more time), and Pope Leo makes Chicago Tony proud.

This week Tony ambushes Casey with emotions leading to their first big fight (and first lasting cease fire) of 2026.  Casey is selfish and takes the podcast for granted, and Tony decides when that is processed.  The boys share a desire for a failed mission to the moon but for surprisingly different reasons.  The CA Governor race gets goosed and the world is reminded why straight white male politicians of all stripes are creeps. 

This week, Tony is hungover and blames college basketball and homophobia. Casey explains Looksmaxxing and how Tony is inadvertently an enthusiastic participant in the online trend. Mormon Bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul exposes the limits of “trash casting” in reality TV, and Chuck Norris dies by one last karate chop from the hand of God.

This week Casey marks the anniversary of Covid by getting his first professional hair cut in 6 years. Tony uses Casey’s return from a work trip to continue talking about his favorite subject, Casey’s injured leg. Tony catches the flu during a late winter heat wave and warns everyone about ineffective vaccines, and Nancy Guthrie, Liza Minelli and Donald Trump provide three distinct reasons to fear getting old.

This week, the boys continue discussing Tony’s favorite topic: Casey’s injured leg. Tony learns what MAHA is and finds he shares a lot of their beliefs, with one big injectable caveat. Kansas begins restricting trans people’s rights, and Donald Trump starts a new war, which quickly becomes the boy’s least favorite topic since October 7, 2023.