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A new book, a new Privet Drive chapter so sad it needs a special theme song. An episode with nothing but a politics section.
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We are kicking off season 3 with a very special guest! We were joined for this episode by comic artist and all around rad human, Maia Kobabe. Find links to eir work below! In today’s newspaper: Wow, Wendelin sure was kinky, huh? Are loose floorboards a real thing? What the heck is Bill’s job about? And most importantly, PENS!
Find Maia online at redgoldsparkspress.com and on instagram and tumblr @redgoldsparks
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Welcome to the first installment of our study into the intersections of people’s patronuses (patroni?) and their most deeply held identities! Let’s dig into some research!
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It’s time for our analysis of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets through the lens of the tarot major arcana! We were joined once again by Autostraddle’s Sarah Sarwar, aka the voice of our spoiler warning, who fills in for all the tarot-novices out there! You don’t need to know anything about tarot to enjoy this episode!
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Lark’s season two recap song is finally here! Today’s Headlines: Despite Witch NSA having full knowledge of all goings-on at Hogwarts, two 12 year olds were forced to battle you-know-who and a f*cking basilisk all by themselves! NSA leader Albus Dumbledore was quoted as saying, “look, just because I can be everywhere at once doesn’t mean I can be everywhere at once, okay?” Front Page: What did Ginny catch Percy and Penelope doing??? Politics: Lucious Malfoy, get yourself together! NSA watch: Dumbledore sure knows a lot about what’s going on here! Corrections: Journals don’t fit in socks! Advertisements: Hogwarts needs a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher—could it be you? Find all of this and loads more in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet!
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"Hiss" is to the tune of "Yeah" by Usher, created using a karaoke track.
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Today’s headlines: Teen shocked, just absolutely shocked by dramatic anagram reveal! Front Page: Goths! Goths! Goths! Editorials: Harry flung his wand away! Health and Science: Phoenixes! Personals: Don’t leave me on read! Corrections: Things that a 12 year old shouldn’t be able to lift! This and so much more on today’s episode of Catfish! I mean The Gayly Prophet!
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Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts Recklessly Endangers Students for a Year then acts surprised when someone dies! Sources said, “Honestly, f*ck that school.” Front Page: Lark praises Snape for the second time! What is the world coming to?! Editorials: Lockhart is still the worst! Classifieds: The basilisk is so hungry! Education: Has Harry learned anything useful this year? Maybe not! Corrections: ALL OF THE CORRECTIONS. THIS IS ALL INCORRECT. Read all about this and just so much more in this extremely long episode of The Gayly Prophet!
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Today’s Headlines: Giant Spiders nearly murder local teens but no one was available to cover the story because f*ck that. Front Page: Ernie MacMillan models excellent accountability skills! Education: It’s really time to close down Hogwarts, now, guys! Editorials: This spider situation is a big nope! Health and Science: Invasive spiders take over the Forbidden Forest! Classifieds: ISO a wife All this and so, so much more in this week’s edition of The Gayly Prophet!
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Today’s Headlines: Public invited to an interpretive dance off between the Ministry of Magic and the Hogwarts board of governors—the winner will claim the title of most corrupt organization of 1993! Front Page: Just how many monsters can Hogwarts hold? All of them, Ron. All of them. Politics: This. World. Is. So. Corrupt. Personals: In the arrrrrrrrms of the annnngel… far awayyyyyy from here…. Sports: Quidditch is cancelled! Education: Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Someone help these children choose their classes! All this and oodles more to be found in the week’s newspaper!
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Today’s Headlines: Foolish boy interacts with obviously cursed object despite repeated warnings against it! Front Page: Can you buy a normal diary in the Witching world? Do all muggles who marry witches have to live without electricity forever? This Valentine’s Day party sounds pretty great, tbh! Editorials: Harry, why are you doing this? Politics: Filch Human Rights Violation Watch! Mandrakes are People Watch! Education: Lockhart, aka This F*cking Guy! Classifieds: Validate me, baby. Health and Science: Ghost death? Discover all this and more in today’s issue of The Gayly Prophet!
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