The Gayly Planet: The Final Fronqueer | A Star Trek Podcast

Today’s headlines: In fitting twist of fate, ringleader of nonsense scheme, “Operation Polyjuice” is accidentally transformed into a cat. Her followers reported that they were honestly shocked that this was the only thing that went wrong with this utterly terrible plan. Front Page: Penelope + Percy in the dungeon! Fred and George are truly heroes! Geez, Malfoy, could you be any more obvious with this crush?! Politics: Fat Shaming! Polyjuice potion is very unethical! Witch NSA watch! Editorials: HERMIONE WHY??? Read all about this and more in this week’s episode!

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Today’s headlines: Hogwarts school to remain open despite the fact that students are in obvious peril! when questioned, most parents claimed that a prolonged state of terror and uncertainty builds character. The Front Page: Let’s be honest about the actual use of a swelling solution. Editorials: Ron! Get your wand fixed! Politics: Leave. Neville. Alone. Education: Who in the world authorized this dueling club??? And our first Horoscopes section! All this and ever so much more can be found in today’s episode!

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Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts quidditch coach under scrutiny for failure to do literally any part of her job Front Page: Colin’s crush on Harry is intense! Lockhart is a dandy for the ages! Editorials: Hermione, we really aren’t sure about this plan… What is Hermione’s rising sign? Politics: House Elves Sports: Quidditch! It’s terrible! Education: Why can’t anyone at this school do their jobs? All this and so much more in today’s episode!

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Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts revealed to be all kinds of unsafe for children! Parents are shockingly unfazed by this information, sources say the general public response is, “ah, f*ck 'em.” Front Page: Does the basilisk shoot fire from its eyes? Editorials: Hermione, what are you doing?! Politics: Gendered bathrooms are trash! Education: Lockhart should have fled to muggle society and joined the original Queer Eye cast! Health and Science: We are still confused about witching photos! Read all about it in this week’s episode!

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Today’s Headlines: Muggle Abuse at Hogwarts: Public outraged to learn that a single muggle is responsible for the janitorial services for the entire castle despite being the only person there who cannot perform magic! Front Page: This goth party is everything we want. Politics: Filch Human Rights Violation Watch! Editorials: OMG Nick’s botched execution! Health and Science: Ghosts!

Today’s episode starts off with a PSA about white dreads. Find some links to the stuff we talk about below: https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/07/corn-rows-appropriation/ https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/21/nyregion/andrew-johnson-wrestler-dreadlocks.html https://www.huffpost.com/entry/black-hair-discrimination_l_5c746ea5e4b03a10c230c2ad?guccounter=1

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Today’s headlines: Parents Outraged By Hogwarts’ Quidditch Policy Which Requires Students To Supply Their Own Brooms—School Claims Inequity “Builds Character” The Front Page: 90s Alt Rock! Drama Gay Draco! Education: OMG this school. Politics: Human rights violations! Racism! Ableism! Editorials: Lockhart aka this f*cking guy Sports: Calm down, Oliver! Health and Science: How do these photos work?! Dear Hedwig, this guy is obsessed with me—how can I get him to back off? Open this week’s paper to read all about it!

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The title says it all! This episode has nothing to do with Harry Potter and everything to do with how we came to be so very queer.

!!!Content warnings for unsupportive parents and general human suckiness around the subject of queerness and transness.

Find the article about JKR at https://www.themarysue.com/jk-rowling-transphobic-follows/

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For the 4th and final installment of our Pride month interview series, Jessie talked with Tahirah Green and Prerna Abbi-Scanlon about race and representation in the Harry Potter series, growing up as queer nerds of color, the absolute trash that is the epilogue, and their (incredible) patronuses! It was a wonderful conversation that we know you’re going to love!

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For the 3rd installment of our Pride month interview series we talked with queer parenting writer David Minerva Clover all about parenting in the Harry Potter series! Are there any good parents in these books? Probably not!

Find David’s writing on the Washington Post, New York Magazine, Huffington Post, and many other places! Check out his blog at postnuclearera.wordpress.com Find him on socials @postnuclearera

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In this very special episode we talked to Kaeli Rose, the world’s coolest and queerest 16 year old, about just so many things! Harry Potter (obviously)! Fanfic! Tumblr! The differences (or lack thereof) between Pan, Bi, and Queer! The current state of queer representation in the media! It was an amazing conversation and we know you’re gonna love it.

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