Dear Humans,My birthday is coming up, and it’s time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You won’t want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer!

• What God did (or didn’t) get Jesus for his birthday (And why he’s sweating so much)

• What we’re looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice.

• What’s going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all.

• Who God’s Person of the Year is.

And much more!

Dear Humans,

Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar Jess Piper to The God Pod!

As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now—this is one you don’t want to miss!!!

• The state of the American healthcare system

• What Jess believes Democrats need to do to capture rural Americans

• The surprising history of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter

• And lots more!

• What do you think of Jess Piper’s ‘Dirt Road Democrat’ approach? Could it work nationwide?

• In the episode, Jess Piper shares her take on the state of healthcare in America. Do you agree with her perspective? What changes do you think are most needed?

• Which part of the interview resonated with you the most, and why?

It’s not just us who see the power in Jess’s approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.

Dear Humans,

Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing Wicked with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter.

This and more are discussed on today’s new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joe’s pardon, what Jesus thought of Wicked, how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy.

While we’re on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY Times ran SIX stories on Joe Biden pardoning his son…and only ONE on Trump promising to weaponize the FBI to go after anyone he considers his political enemy, such as yours truly.

One way to fight the outdated, unfair media is to support leftist newsletters and podcasts like ours.

Establishment media has fallen to billionaire control!

Support independent media!! We’re all you have left.

Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help God’s rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing. Visit TheGodPodcast.com!

Dear Humans,

It’s time for a new episode of The God Pod, and this week we’re thrilled to be joined by Evan Hurst, author of The Moral High Ground and writer at Wonkette, one of the oldest publications on the Internet!

We discuss Donold’s cabinet of clowns, the state of the Democratic party in 2024, and what individuals like you should be doing RIGHT NOW to improve their lives in these uncertain times.

Hilariously, God learns from his two fellow gay podcasters that Gavin Newsome actually isn’t gay. Whoops! LOL.

By the end of the episode, Evan instantly lifts our spirits by bring his recently-adopted dog onto the podcast! Awwwww, she’s so cute!

Enjoy this full animated episode with God, Jesus and our guest Evan!

WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry.

Dear Humans,

In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.

STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’

STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!

Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.

Decisions like…let’s be Republicans Lite.

Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help God’s rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing.

Dearest Humans,

This week on The God Pod:

• Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week.

• God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold’s lies.

• Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch.

Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments!

God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!

Dear Humans,

On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.

• Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?

• Donold asked his followers if they would “rather have the Black president or the white president?”

• Donold threatens using the military to go after “radical leftists” who don’t support him

• Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion

• A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race

Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won’t you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments.

Love,

God

BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that’s happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out!

Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!

BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above!

Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

Dear Humans,

The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.

"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.

Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away.

Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that’s what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can’t believe his answer.

Halloween’s around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him?

Robo-Donald?

Zombie Donald??

Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!?

We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that.

Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.