The God Pod

WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry.

Dear Humans,

In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.

STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’

STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!

Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.

Decisions like…let’s be Republicans Lite.

Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE!

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Dearest Humans,

This week on The God Pod:

• Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week.

• God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold’s lies.

• Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch.

Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments!

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Dear Humans,

On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.

• Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?

• Donold asked his followers if they would “rather have the Black president or the white president?”

• Donold threatens using the military to go after “radical leftists” who don’t support him

• Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion

• A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race

Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won’t you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments.

Love,

God

BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that’s happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out!

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BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above!

Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

Dear Humans,

The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.

"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.

Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away.

Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that’s what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can’t believe his answer.

Halloween’s around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him?

Robo-Donald?

Zombie Donald??

Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!?

We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that.

Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.

Dear Donald Trump Jr.,

I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day.

Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to “get over it” the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him.

Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dad’s cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee?

Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016!

It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does.

Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2.

Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.

Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric.

Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled.

Here endeth the lesson.

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!

PS - Oh also, Jesus and I talked about everything that’s happened in the last week in this week’s episode. It’s been a lot.

Dear Humans,

Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there.

After the debate, loser Donold went to the spin room, a sure sign that he knew he had just been destroyed. Every single channel was praising Kamala’s performance and utterly aghast at the things Donold said. Except for Fox News of course, which merely complained that ABC did something called ‘fact-checking.’ His supporters are now vowing to never watch ABC or Disney ever again. LOL…ok sure.

https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/kamala-destroys-donoldmegasmite

Dear Humans,

We’re back! On today’s episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash’s interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold.

Well, tomorrow marks out 5th birthday here on Substack. It’s been going BONKERS. We are now at #80 on the US Politics leaderboard. Only 10 spots to go to pass the vile one, Ann Coulter.

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