The God Show

Dear Humans,

You made it through Velveeta Voldemort's first week. Congratulations! Here's a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened.

As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days.

1. Who really caused the egg shortage happening in America

2. Elon's rift with Donold over artificial intelligence funding (Uh oh, there's already trouble in paradise!)

3. Our live reaction to Bishop Budde confronting Donold, and a reminder that I am socialist af

4. If Elon really was doing the Nazi salute (obviously yes)

5. And lots more!

While the topics are serious, we promise you'll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We're risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn't just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it's a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

• "I've always enjoyed your FB posts. This inauguration, I HAD to find something uplifting to do to spark a shot of hope through the darkness. This is it! Hallelujah!" — Nancy

So if you've been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, we're offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

Dear Human,

God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we're catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks.

• MAGA's Meltdown and Blue MAGA Rising

• Jimmy Carter and the possibility he'll replace God in Heaven

• Donold crying over flags being flown at 'half-mast' during his Inauguration

• God and Jesus's predictions for 2025

• God celebrates 420k followers on Bluesky

• And lots more!

Watch, laugh, and cry with us in this new episode, and don't forget to follow The God Pod in your favorite podcast app.

Dear Humans,My birthday is coming up, and it's time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You won't want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer!

• What God did (or didn't) get Jesus for his birthday (And why he's sweating so much)

• What we're looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice.

• What's going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all.

• Who God's Person of the Year is.

And much more!

Dear Humans,

Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar Jess Piper to The God Pod!

As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now—this is one you don't want to miss!!!

• The state of the American healthcare system

• What Jess believes Democrats need to do to capture rural Americans

• The surprising history of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter

• And lots more!

• What do you think of Jess Piper's 'Dirt Road Democrat' approach? Could it work nationwide?

• In the episode, Jess Piper shares her take on the state of healthcare in America. Do you agree with her perspective? What changes do you think are most needed?

• Which part of the interview resonated with you the most, and why?

It's not just us who see the power in Jess's approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.

Dear Humans,

Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing Wicked with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter.

This and more are discussed on today's new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joe's pardon, what Jesus thought of Wicked, how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy.

While we're on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY Times ran SIX stories on Joe Biden pardoning his son…and only ONE on Trump promising to weaponize the FBI to go after anyone he considers his political enemy, such as yours truly.

One way to fight the outdated, unfair media is to support leftist newsletters and podcasts like ours.

Establishment media has fallen to billionaire control!

Support independent media!! We're all you have left.

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Dear Humans,

It's time for a new episode of The God Pod, and this week we're thrilled to be joined by Evan Hurst, author of The Moral High Ground and writer at Wonkette, one of the oldest publications on the Internet!

We discuss Donold's cabinet of clowns, the state of the Democratic party in 2024, and what individuals like you should be doing RIGHT NOW to improve their lives in these uncertain times.

Hilariously, God learns from his two fellow gay podcasters that Gavin Newsome actually isn't gay. Whoops! LOL.

By the end of the episode, Evan instantly lifts our spirits by bring his recently-adopted dog onto the podcast! Awwwww, she's so cute!

Enjoy this full animated episode with God, Jesus and our guest Evan!

WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry.

Dear Humans,

In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.

STOP saying 'we only lost by two points.'

STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!

Do we want to win... ever? Let's start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.

Decisions like…let's be Republicans Lite.

Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help God's rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing.

Dearest Humans,

This week on The God Pod:

• Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week.

• God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold's lies.

• Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch.

Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments!

God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!

Dear Humans,

On this week's all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.

• Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?

• Donold asked his followers if they would "rather have the Black president or the white president?"

• Donold threatens using the military to go after "radical leftists" who don't support him

• Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion

• A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race

Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won't you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments.

Love,

God

BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that's happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out!

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