The God Show

On 'God's Top Ten List,' you'll learn all the best excuses to use when you want to skip church on Sunday and work-life balance. Mary Mags joins God to discuss a lovely review about Mary from a new abortion clinic escort.

On 'Human News,' Elon Musk's rocket's "rapid unscheduled disassembly" inspires jokes and memes, the Sneetches Twitter analogy, Christians demand Tennessee Republican's resignation, Lauren Boebert gets owned by drag queens, Disney spites DeSantis with an LGBTQ event at Disneyland, and the theocratic fascist gaystapo in Missouri.

You'll get all caught up on the goings on in Heaven on 'Heaven News.' Mary Mags clears the air on 'Mary Magz Newz.' On 'Ask God,' you'll learn how Mary feels about being left out of "The Last Supper" painting, if Mary gets tired of being mixed up with Jesus' mom, and did Mary think Jesus turning water into wine was a trick. On 'Karaoke Battle,' God and Mary sing rewritten lyrics to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing."

And don't skip God's New Commandment!

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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It's the God Pod 420 Special! God and cohosts Santa and the Holy Spirit hitch their wagon to a blunt and tell weed jokes, discuss career goals, the chronic, baked goods, and read Chat GPT 'Onion' style headlines about God, Santa, and the Holy Spirit.

On 'The GD News,' the Satanic temple starts a charter school, God sings his weed song, Carl Sagan's 'Pale Blue Dot' bumps the bible for new NASA director's oath, Pope Francis is a F* Boy, Cosplay outlawed in Texas, propaganja, Justin Jones vs. 'Racist Bill,' and an alcoholic dog is 30 days sober.

On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if deathbed repentance works, what God thinks about The Church of England considering using gender-neutral pronouns to refer to him, and whether God gets another tattoo.

On 'Listener Feedback,' Holy Spirit's ASMR reviews, and no damnation for being a Santa lover. And anarchy breaks loose on the 'Santa Free-Time,' segment.

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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Satan joins God to judge the end of days, discuss feelings, dog memories, SatanCon, belief struggles, and (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle) the Bango Bango convention.

On 'Ask Satan,' you'll kinda learn what the devil's backbone sex position is, which actor has portrayed Satan best, the cost of Steve Seagal's soul, and whether or not you can 'put hands' on Ronald Reagan in hell. On 'The GD News,' the Bud Light cancel culture hypocrite boycott bros get woke to corporatocracy, get fooled by ultra-rightwing beer, and get laughed at by their hero Joe Rogan.

On 'Ask God,' it's a revelation to learn why guys are shoving guitars down their pants, if Satan can translate a 'Murican tweet to Australian, possible hiding places for Trump, and why so many butt nerves. On 'Listener Feedback,' someone gives a $666 donation to the Satanic Temple, God sends a prophet to Seth Andrews, and gray areas in The Commandments of Sanosuke.

On 'The God Pod Variety Hour,' Satan and God roast each other, God and Satan compete for survival on a deserted island and compete in a karaoke contest,

And don't miss Satan and God's blessings and smites!

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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Santa and The Holy Spirit join God to form an unholy trinity and talk about the out-of-touch Republican zealots trying to ban the Mifepristone abortion pill, crooked Clarence Thomas taking luxury trip bribes, tragic Hansen stories, Jesus impressions, review Chat GPT ideas, and the Holy Spirit introduces her ASMR.

On 'Ask God,' you'll discover why Hermie sounds like Torgo, if God can inspire humans to stop smoking, is the God Pod bad parenting, is Donald Trump possessed by demons, does the Holy Spirit pity the fool, what will the GQP get offended by next, and was the Garden of Eden gentrified after the fall.

And God has a New Commandment!

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to smite the agents of fascism and discuss the right losing their minds when a trans woman becomes the face of Bud Light, Popeyes' Cop City entanglement, trigger-happy Kid Rock, Eve6 trolling has-been Travis Tritt, J.K. Rowling's profits tanking, the ongoing power struggle between good and evil, getting plugged into the community, deprogramming the cult of Trump, fighting fire with fire, the radical imagination of Sci-fi, and the power of the court of public opinion.

On 'The GD News,' they cover evangelicals' call on God to Silence Trump haters, and Marjorie Taylor Green whistled out of New York.

And don't you dare miss God's New Commandment!

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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It's the God Pod Easter Special! Santa, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit join God to discuss Republicans losing their minds as the "Chosen One" gets indicted, Santa lurking in the discord, the Easter Spirit, TikTok, lip balm, why 2/3rds of the trinity hasn't seen 'The Sopranos,' crucifixion spoilers, Jesus's post-Easter mental health retreat, 420, Santa reads his poem' Twas the night before Easter,' and box fans.

On 'The GD News,' the bunny hill Gwyneth Paltrow trial, Donald Trump's indictment, and Lauren Beobert doesn't like that the Bible makes her look bad. On 'WWJD,' you'll find out WJWD if he was indicted on 34 counts, experienced a botched crucifixion, designed a video game, could turn water to vodka, is he cool with teleportation, what he would say to himself if he met himself, what he'll do once he realizes he's been duped and will never return, and what he would do if his holes were filled in. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if Santa is sundowning, does Santa smell like reindeer farts, if Santa has a set of commandments, and if God fact-checks Bible swears.

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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God and Satan interview media ambassadors Dex and Chalice from The Satanic Temple to clear up misconceptions and discuss SatanCon, devil worship, their mission, personal freedoms, protecting children, theocratic changing rules, the Baphomet statue, the seven tenants vs. the ten commandments, activism, Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic, on becoming a recognized religion by the US government and taking risks to fight back against theocratic oppressors.

Don't miss Satan's New Commandment! because it will be on the quiz next week.

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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On this episode of the God Pod: God and cohosts Jesus and the Holy Spirit, jump right into it with top news concerning conservative's hypocrisy over banning books, but not the Bible, which is filled with horrible traumatizing stories.

On the 'GD News,' the Holy Trinity reports on the fake image of the pope's drippin' puffer coat, scary photorealistic AI, boner pills, a Christian lawmaker who is "very sad" (boo hoo) about a parent asking the Utah school district to remove the Bible due to its pornographic content, a classical sculpture too scandalous for Floridians, HGTV, Trump's pro-arrest demonstrators, the Proud Boys getting a time out at an NYC Drag Queen story hour, Disney's gay rights summit, and people get angry because Elmo wished a happy Ramadan to Muslims. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover where you can find the live animated episode of the God Pod (pssst…it's on the God Pod channel on YouTube), if God will give pets the gift of speech, WWJD, if mermaids go to heaven, where listener C2 can find his old box of legos, why the days aren't even, and if the Trinity watches 'Supernatural.' On "Listener Feedback,' the Holy Spirit gets birdsplained to about Tums, Cheshire Cat defends Jesus' hand holes, and Jesus' voice finally gets recognized as spicy.

Don't forget to listen to the end because God has a banger of a New Commandment!

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On this new episode of the God Pod: JOMAN, the legendary satirical composer, TikToker, music producer, DJ, and graduate of Nothing Special University, joins God to tackle why everything is horrible, banning TikTok, the woo to Q pipeline, EDMC, brainwashing, angry incels, the golden calf Elon Musk bro cult, media/informational literacy, sad American life statistics, toxic positivity, brain plasticity, Carl Sagan, the dumbing down of America, pseudo hippies, out of touch politicians, microplastics, redemption and forgiveness.

And God has a New Commandment at the end, so DON'T MISS IT!

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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HO HO HO! This episode hosted by Santa Claus! Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost join Santa, mad with power, to speculate about Trump's arrest, TUMS antiacid overdoses, Morgan Freeman, Trump calling DeSantis names, and if Jesus lives inside Trump.

On 'Free Play/Recess,' Santa talks about whatever he wants, like reindeer performance reviews, nepotism, his new book tour, and Santa's village. On 'Ask God,' you'll get a look inside how Santa scores naughty and nice children, whether God will curse the GOP, did God send the giant seaweed blob to attack Florida, will Jesus get a tattoo, and will God boff Christopher Walken. On 'JFC LOL,' the gang discusses no one thanking God for their Oscar wins. On 'The Santa Show!' Jack Black and the Farrelly Brothers' movie 'Dear Santa' is reviewed months before its release.

And make sure not to miss Santa's Decree at the very end!

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The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC

The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod