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TODAY ON THE GOD POD:

Mary Mags returns to hang with God and discuss TV show reboots, fallopian tube reboots, procreating with one leg, and their Valentine's Day plans.

On 'The Mary Mags Show!,' conservatives psychotically believe Sam Smith and Kim Petras's Grammy performance was a tribute to Satan, weirdos blame disasters on 'Unholy' Grammys performance, George Santos charged with stealing puppies from Amish, Marjorie Taylor Greene's fascist hair, and the nuances of Disney's small weird world. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover why it's been a sausage fest on the pod, will Mary Mags destroy a Beyoncé hater, Mary's opinion on the movie 'The Menu,' will God perform more practical jokes on Ted Cruz, and will Mary eat a bee. Finally, on the 'GD News,' they discuss how Ron DeSantis is trying to take control of Disney World.

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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On the next TOTALLY FREE episode of the God Pod: Jesus and Santa join God to discuss Wonder Bread, Santa's season arc, Chinese balloons vs. trigger-happy Amuricans, prison TikTok, 'The Last Of Us,' Jesus' feet holes, and the infamous Jesus woke rainbow sash of 2023..

On 'Ask God,' Maya Rudolph M&Ms trolling, if God is really all-knowing and if the crucifixion was a role-playing fetish. On 'Listener Feedback,' you'll learn about AI jokes, Santa's Village septic tank manger, and the Australian redneck myth. Breaking news on 'The Santa Show!' When Rhode Island police find DNA evidence from Santa, the BBC tries to cancel the naughty list, and bad Santa clears his name after being accused of throwing snowballs at a sports team. On the 'GD News,' miserable low-life Marjorie Taylor Greene complains she's not getting enough socialism, the Home Depot founder blames woke culture for ruining his capitalism, and a Democrat claps back at conservatives by introducing a bill to ban Christian youth camps.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Satan rises from the bowels of hell to let God know chicken noodle soup yurt is booked for the year and discuss The Satanic Temple's new abortion clinic name, "The Samual Alito's Mom's Abortion Clinic."

On 'Ask God,' you'll learn which place is worse than hell, God's gun policy in heaven, what's the deal with snake handling, where to look when praying, how Satan got his job, and whether God will wear a belly shirt or talk like a pirate for eternity. On 'The Satan Show!,' CNN gets caught pushing Ground Hog Day clickbait, Punxsutawney Phil's Canadian rival suspiciously dies, Tom Brady's deal with Satan, George Santos' bad karaoke reviews, and Greta Thunberg is scientifically proven right about the correlation between sports cars and schlong size. On the 'GD News,' AOC uppercuts the GOP, violent corporate language alternatives, and West Virginia passes an evil theocratic bill that requires 'In God We Trust in every building.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

On the next episode of the God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God write jokes and read nice reviews. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if Jesus will skydive into the Magic Kingdom, Jesus's ab exercise routine, if Santa and Jesus are aliens, where to find Full Of The Dickens Bookstore, and if Jesus wore a banana hammock. On 'JFC LOL,' the Pope says being gay is not a crime, 'Jesus Gets Us' spends the big bucks on a sneaky Super Bowl ad, Mr. Beast heals the blind and makes Jesus jealous, and God joins Christian Mingle. On 'Santa's Workshop Union Report, Hermey The Elf gives an update on his bathroom dentistry and reports on CEO pay cuts from Apple, Goldman Sacks, and Google. On the 'GD News,' Tucker Carlson claims nicotine frees the mind, conservatives lose their cool over the word woke, and an Australian broadcaster is forced to play a dirty song about coal.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC

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TODAY ON THE GOD POD: You'll find out if the Holy Spirit will return, will AI replace God, will God replace Moses with AI, should 'Rick and Morty' continue, will Gopher be fired from the Love Boat, who's big banging who, does weed give you the ability to time travel, and why US churches are on the decline. Also, get the latest show recommendations from Baby Moses on 'TV Talk,' and learn about the Mandela Effect on 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses.' And finally, on 'Have Ya Hoyd? With Moses,' Tucker Carlson cancels 'Spokescandies,' A&W's trolling bear mascot gets pants, sexy brand mascots are rated, and conservatives lose their minds when they accuse Xbox of going woke.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

Join our Discord chat server and ask us questions! https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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On the next God Pod (your new guilty pleasure): Santa, Jesus, and God interview Byron Miller, who is the administrator for Mastodon's instance Universeodon. Byron teaches the gang about George Takei's success, how to choose an instance, toots, Elon tantrums, and how he single-handedly keeps God from getting banned.

On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what Jesus uses his hand holes for and if Santa will get transferred to Maegan Hall's district. On 'JFC LOL,' the age-old question "is Spiderman more moral than God?" is answered. On 'Listener Feedback,' the gang gets sent down the Scientology rabbit hole, finds out Santa has been lurking, and will God finally take 'Focus On The Family" money and run? DNA cookies, Santa shooting missiles at Russians, and free chili are discussed on 'The Santa Show!' And on the 'GD News,' heads are shaken over the Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon rainbow outrage.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

The God Pod is everywhere!

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Moses joins God from the bathroom for an update on 'Focus on the Family', Hulk Hogan wooed by Scientology, Musk's new role at Twitter as supplies salesman, and bankrupted Alex Jones blaming calculators for enslaving humanity,

On 'Ask God,' we learn if todgers wear monocles, God's biggest and favorite mistake, farts or bananas, alien probes, and who Moses and God would boff. Things get woyce on 'The Moses Show!' A.K.A. 'Have Ya Hoyd,' when they discover George Santos stole money from a disabled veteran, Boebert's still speaking, and David Crosby joins God's band.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

The God Pod is everywhere!

Links to all our channels here:

https://linktr.ee/godpod

On the next mad-dope God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God battle 'Focus on the Family' ad buys and take on Tom Cruise and missing Scientology leader David Miscavige.

On 'Ask God,' you'll learn about refreshing cold colons, Santa's influence on Bezos, bottles of pee, if Santa will go to heaven, coal output, and Jesus juice. On the 'GD News,' the gang discusses if 'Thou Shalt Not Kill' is effective. Don't miss the new segment, 'Sweet Santa Quotes!'

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

The God Pod is everywhere!

Links to all our channels here:

https://linktr.ee/godpod

Christmas is never over on the God Pod when Santa comes to town with Psyche, Cupid Jr., and God to read 'Listener Feedback,' answer pressing questions about the gotcha nose game, supermarkets on Mars, and rotating sushi bars in Heaven on 'Ask God.'

On 'Group Therapy With Psyche,' you'll learn about judgment day, boundaries, and bowling therapy. On the 'Santa Show!' Dr. Dre hits Marjorie Taylor Greene, Gwen Stefani is turning Japanese (she really thinks so), toilet AI diarrhea detectors, and speaking of diarrhea Ben Shapiro is now too woke. 'On the Goddamn News' China and M&Ms plot to take over the world, Biden hypothetically starts a war on gas stoves, Greg Abbott turns to socialism, and George Pell goes to Hell!

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

The God Pod is everywhere!

Links to all our channels here:

https://linktr.ee/godpod

On the next intense Sesame Street-like episode of the God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God interview journalist, documentarian, speaker of five languages, and host of the podcast 'On The Edge With Andrew Gold.'

The gang covers everything from exorcism, abortion, atheism, Tom Cruise, Scientology, Justin Bieber, Mary Poppins, social media algorithms, psychopaths, cheating, McCarthy-ism, Republicans brawling, George Santos lying his way into office, and the Brazilian insurrection. Oh and Andrew shows off his American accents. Buckle up for some serious fun!

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

The God Pod is everywhere!

Links to all our channels here:

https://linktr.ee/godpod