The God Show

Today on the God Pod, Santa (drunk on elf-nog) and Jesus "Tight End" Christ join God to milk some elves and bury a Christmas tree to resurrect next year.

The gang also reveals their Christmas lists, learns how elves are made, shares reindeer meat pizza recipes, reads listener feedback and answers questions, listen to Santa's Trump terminator of the constitution impersonation, hears God's command to exodus from Twitter to Mastodonia, and liberate Hermey the elf from his sister-wife for a dishwashing job in Heaven.

If you have read this far, seriously, how can you not want to listen to this episode? So, wake yourself from your medically induced coma, click a link below, sneak down to your man or women cave, and be amused! I command thee to be entertained!

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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On this #Blessed episode of the God Pod: God interviews Sean Morrow, who brilliantly pranked Eli Lilly with a viral satirical tweet. Sean is a journalist for the publication More Perfect Union, fighter of the good fight, and winner of the 2022 God's Divine Prize for Satire.

Everyone is doing great on Group Therapy with Psyche. On the God**** News: Kanye's antisemitism, Elon Musk's psychopathic bedside table rubbish, Neuralink, and begging for more tweets. On the Satan Show!: The gang discusses Cocaine Bear, Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones movie, and God has a confession, so tune in to find out!

Hey, Human, warm up your Mario Kart, click those links below, and dial into the latest God Pod as you speed down the rainbow road collecting stars because you don't want to miss this episode!

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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It's a God Pod pre-Christmas Special!: God's angry doppelgänger Santa slides down Heaven's chimney (if you know what I mean) and joins Jesus (who is the reason for the season) and God on the 🎵most stressful time of the yeeeeeear!🎵 to sing public domain Christmas songs, talk about the toxic working conditions at the North Pole, cringe at Santa kissing daddy under the cameltoe, behold God's Mastodon butt cheek tattoo, avoid elf butts and kidney stones, and laugh about the ongoing Elon Musk Twitter fire and Herschel Walker's erection fraud.

Weenie Boy Mcgoo returns, George Takei pops in to say hi, Jesus rates The Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special, the Santa Claus TV series (starring Tim Allen on Disney+), and Santa rates Mormon porn. And they somehow find time to discuss the FIFA Qatar World Cup mess.

So throw your CVS receipts on the fire and cozy up with your favorite podcast app because you're about to get possessed by the Christmas spirit. Ew.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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It's a Rock' n' Rollgiving episode of the God Pod! Satan (fresh from flossing his horns), Psyche (back from changing diapers), and God (who won't do anything for a Klondike bar) get the best news from reviewer Superhappyclam who said, "…the God Pod makes me believe in laughter again."

On the Satan Show! host Satan McGregor battles article paywalls but brings the hot gossip about the Disney Bobs, magic bands, something about tax evasion by people with a tv show, and Lionel Ritchie collabs with someone. The silly gang says what they are thankful for on Therapy with Psyche. And on the God**** News, Alabamans flipping out over Krampus, hilarious Goodreads bible reviews, and Eli Lilly tweet flap makes the CEO question the ridiculously high markup of insulin that's SUPPOSED to be FREE for FFS!

Anyway, a little lower down, you can click links, and they'll make you believe in laughter again -- it's in the bible.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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It's the God Pod Thanksgiving Special episode! Mary Mags and JFK join God to cross-examine comedian and director Niles Abston on his career, his God Pod bump, animated shorts, and the pros and cons of the industry.

The gang also discusses their bright spots, seasonal depression, what they are grateful for, Nancy the "throat goat" Reagan, Elon destroying twitter, Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield's new Holy Ears edibles business, why Bolsonaro can't wear pants, three-time loser low energy Florida Man Trump, and God refutes the rumor he's an election denier.

Tickle those links below and crank up the God Pod on a Bluetooth speaker at Thanksgiving dinner because your whole family will love it... guaranteed!

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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We've got the meat on the next God Pod: Satan, Psyche, and God interview the almost chosen one, Jordan Holmes from the podcast Knowledge Fight, whose sole mission is to destroy Alex Jones.

God's existence is questioned on Group Therapy with Psyche and on The Satan Show! Satan Yabba Dabba Doos, the fall of Twitter, Lindsay Lohan's CNN fluff piece, the Ticketmaster Taylor Swift fiasco, Child Block Chains, what the FTX bankruptcy means for Bango Bango, Tim Allen getting attacked by the woke mob, the Neopets Multiverse, and so much more!

You know you want to click those meaty links below and savor the grass-fed wholesomeness of this episode as it sizzles on your podcast app! So do it before it gets cold!

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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On the next, not in any way a parody of God, God Pod episode: Jesus and Mary Mags join God to discuss the U.S. midterm elections, John Fetterman's intimidating presence, the need for 14 Katy Porters, the oppressed child class, Fox hosts melting down viral compilation, the zooted weed gummy reverse insurrection, and Mary tries to radicalize God.

They also banter about Mark Kelly's straight talk, Beto on the library board, fake Twitter company accounts, fake Jesus' fifteen minutes of fame, Elon's Twitter dumpster fire, and so much more!!

Don't hesitate. Finger those links below, fire up the old podcast listening machine, and get zooted because you're about to enter heaven!

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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On this blessed episode of the God Pod: Jesus rises from a nap and joins God to spread the corporate free good news about the U.S. elections, furious Republicans, Gen Z coming to the rescue, tacky wolf shirts, Boebert BS, Elon "can't take a joke" Musk, and God taking away the right to spill your seed.

On JFC LOL, they discuss the hypocrisy of evangelicals and Herschel Walker, the Republican civil war, God getting a follow from Luke Skywalker on Twitter, Jesus and God having a wonderful bonding moment on Therapy With Jesus, Bigfoot martial arts, and God explains the ins and outs of making testicles!

So crank up your podcast listening app to 11 and let the world know you're here to humble our new insect overlords!

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Give Crescent Canna THC gummies a try or enjoy any of their potent, effective, and legal cannabis products at crescentcanna.com and get 30% OFF with my special discount code: GODPOD. You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume THC products. Age verification at checkout.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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God and Jesus hang out on midterms election night 2022 and respond to the results.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

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On this tight amazeballs episode of the God Pod: God, Psyche, and Satan, interview Boo-man Eitan Levine, who recently went viral for roasting Ted "The Penguin" Cruz at a Yankees and Astros game.

For all you therapy heads, Psyche brings the healing on 'How Are You Really?,' and a delicious dish of 'The Satan Show!' is served up with sides of Hollyweird drama from Christians angry at Machine Gun Kelly for a sexy priest costume, joke stealing with Ricky Gervais and James Corden, and a sad fan starts a GoFundMe to help Kanye recover his billionaire status.

Unlike Twitter, this episode and every episode is FREE! So click or lick those links below… no judgment here, bruh.

The God Pod: Have It Yahweh!

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS

The God Pod is everywhere!

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