Studies show only hot people listen to The Hoely Hour. Amelia quizzes Liz on her knowledge of "phelias," possibly including the erotic interest of Sims 4. Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction is affecting men at younger and younger ages; could you be one of them? *Cue Twilight Zone theme song*

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We have to talk about the Tennessee police department harem. Speaking of harems, one tech fraud thinks polyamory should operate like a Chinese Imperial Harem where your partners all have a rank and if they want to move up, they have to viciously work for it. Also there's an app you need to try so you don't get kidnapped on a date with a stranger you met online.

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Liz and Amelia are finally reunited! Play our new favorite game: Top or Bottom? Amelia discloses some important sexual firsts, including foot stuff. Does your partner have a hobby mistress? And if so, do they give YOUR hobbies the same energy you give to theirs?

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Welcome to Liz's segment called, "Dudes We Hate Taking L's." The men assigned Chad at birth started our off 2023 RIGHT by doing things like getting arrested in Romania!

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You've heard of the G spot, but did you know it's named after a man? (Typical man, naming part of the vagina after himself.) Also some man on reddit has a cum box and it WILL make you cry. And Liz and Amelia reflect on some of their highs and lows of the year.

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Well, it's me again. Amelia "Directionless" Samson, venturing out without my trusty companion. Liz and I are both going to be recording little mini episodes in the next couple of weeks while we're apart for the holidays (don't worry; I'm never letting her leave my sight again after this), so I asked my Instagram followers if they had any questions for me! I also read some embarrassing sex stories and discussed whether or not this 19 year old is the asshole for begging his girlfriend to shave. We're all over the board today, folks.

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What do you think the confetti of orgasms are? Because we have some ideas. Amelia shares the details of her DM history with THE Phil of the Future, a woman on the internet thought her boyfriend was cheating on her but what she found out was actually... so much worse.

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Check in on your Lindas, save them from Former Pretty Girl Syndrome. Liz and Amelia share what one reviewer called "liberal propaganda," and discuss BYU's uh... "unique" crabs outbreak.

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We're talking about dreams! (No, not the Fleetwood Mac song.) Dream Scientist and Hypnotherapist Jesse Lyon joins us to explain why our exes haunt us in our dreams, and nightmares where our teeth fall out.

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The Male Gaze VS The Female Gaze. Liz shares her dissertation on what makes Pete Davidson hot by explaining the difference between The Male Gaze and The Female Gaze, and introduces a third concept called "The Sauce." Do you have The Sauce? Because Pete. Has. THE SAUCE.

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