Amelia is hosting alone this week and you know what that means: complaining about technology she never has to worry about when Liz is in town! On this mini-episode, she defends Taylor Swift for still talking about a 3-month relationship from a decade ago, the importance of having your own sex playlist, and which state still doesn’t allow you to buy sex toys…

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First date coffee dates: the bar is on the floor, I fear. Liz and Amelia discuss a Findom/Paypig video making the internet cringe, talk antidepressants, and share some little know sperm and egg facts!

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... It's all on fire while we're locked inside! Despite imminent death at the hands of billionaires, Liz and Amelia discuss their thoughts about body image struggles.

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Amelia and Liz rank the 5 of the worst costumes you can think of while praying for the children participating in The Devil's Favorite Holiday! (Lord knows those crazy libs love giving out their weed candies to screaming children for free!) A listener shares their virginity story, and the hostesses with the mostesses talk about their "most millennial" qualities.

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Have you ever jerked off on a Greyhound bus? (Please say no.) Amelia shares some of the wildest places people confessed to masturbating in! Liz and Amelia talk about their worst bosses and sussing out who's a friend and who's a cop, and ACAB includes HR. This sex fact of the week will make you laugh and maybe scream.

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For once the episode title is exactly what the episode is about! TWO different listeners wrote in to share their experiences crying after sex. Did you know that you have to pay the hospital to get your own placenta back? RIP Andrew Jackson you would have loved capitalism. And the girls ask other important questions, like "If you could have a celebrity threesome, who would it be with?"

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We bet you have never been asked this question about a goat. And let's address the Wife Guy in the room. Public figures simply CANNOT stop getting caught cheating this Mercury Gatorade! (Lady Justice aka Libra Szn is having her way, amirite astrology girlies?) 

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According to Game of Thrones, incest is best! Holy f*ck is this wrong! But holy hell is it erotic! Would you ever tell your partner they're not allowed to have a professor of the opposite sex? And Adam Levine surprises absolutely no one by revealing he doesn't just look like a douche, he also is one.

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Why do men get to eat out but we have to do a JOB? Amelia and Liz channel their inner women in STEM and sell their bodies and what's left of their girlboss gatekeeping souls to our lord and savior Daddy Science. Amelia shares some juicy details of a tryst with her former high school bully!

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