The D.A.R.E. program worked really well on these girls. What's a DABs of the Week and is it you? You NEED to add cursing your exes to your skincare routine. Taking a BDSM assessment is like an enneagram for sexual deviance. The girls talk about dating someone who is respectful of your hobbies and time, being transparent, and more.

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Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to talk about The Good Word of Aftercare? The girls talk about what aftercare is and why everyone should be doing it. Does he Kirby you when you make out? And Liz is into BDSM and is the only one who didn't know, apparently. Xoxo, Go$$ip Gurl.

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Amelia stars in Crank and keeps her heart rate up in a unique way while she drives, and Liz wants to be crushed by a brick house like the Wicked Witch of the East. In this mini episode, Amelia answer questions from listeners about threesomes, masturbation, and porn.

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Do you know what your "focus face" looks like? Is your man the Jackson Pollock of ejaculation? Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Are you in a place to relieve information that might possibly turn you on? Liz will break all of your small cups, and Amelia sounds like she's talking from the other side of the room because we're low budget over here. (Pro tip: listen with headphones!)

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The internet’s hottest podcast is The Hoely Hour. This episode has everything: glory sheets, cheating married men, trouser ejaculation, Jack Nicholson butt plugs, and NPR but it’s porn. Amelia and Liz share hook up horror stories that could be plot lines from a soap opera.

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Different sex drives, public sex, and dates with dictators who just really love chili. The girls give candid updates on their love lives and read stories and questions from listeners in the first episode of The New Testament!

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Thirst traps so good, dudes wanna meet you like his name is Ted Mosby. Social media FBI agents Liz and Amelia share how to find out if someone’s ex blocked them, Amelia has a beard kink, and Liz sexts a guy with an Oedipus obsession. And one listener shares an interesting sex story… let’s just say there’s a new meaning “big ass Sharpie.”

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Soulmates, 2nd draft picks, and dumb fucks with fish, oh my! The girls talk about some of their weirdest dating app experiences and give advice to a listener who wants to date a fuccboi.

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Meet your hosts! Amelia had a poster of her crush under her bed, Liz watches porn on mute, and you're lying if you say you've never cried listening to Coldplay. The girls take turns asking and answering questions and telling stories!

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