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"There's something wrong with Esther."

Happy Christmas/Holidays!!!!

Join the gang while we drive deep into this BONKERS movie about a "child".  Will Mikey finally realize his dream of punching a child?  Will Paige get save that rose bush? Will Todd ever discover Peter Sarsgaard's true heritage? Find out now!

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Up Next: Hereditary (2018)

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"I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."

Join the gang while we try get into this instant Christmas Classic.  This movie is everything we wanted and more.  So please enjoy this hilarious breakdown of a wonderful movie!

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Up Next: Orphan (2009)

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"He's making a list... pray you're not on it."

What do you get if you take all the fun insanity of professional wrestling, stripped away the ring, the announcers, and replaced Vince Mcmahon with Goldberg... But dressed as Santa? You get this amazing Santa Slasher!

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Up Next: Violent Night (2022)

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"The nightmare is about to begin... again!"

Join the gang while they break down Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 1... and part 2 of part 1.  This thing is more or less a clip show with a guy built EXACTLY to Paige's specifications.

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Up Next: Santa's Slay (2005)

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"Once you see it, it's too late."

Join the gang while we break down all the ways this movie triggers our specific trauma.  Will Paige ever get a good night's sleep?  Will Mikey give up being a hero at his day job to podcast full-time?  Will Todd ever forgive himself for dicking down trucksacutioner?  Find out now

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"Every rose has its thorns."

Join the gang while we break down a movie that was about 10 years ahead of its time.  We hope you enjoy our serious, but silly/fun, conversation about this week's movie.

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Up Next: Smile (2022)

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"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg."

Join the gang while we venture to the mall. Apparently, Mikey has invited everyone to a furniture store orgy... But Todd and Paige just want to watch movies all night. I hope nothing goes wrong with this new shopping mall security system.

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Up Next: Teeth (2007)

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"If you're looking for horror that's got balls...IT'S FOUND YOU."

Join the gang while they travel back to 1970s America to fight out why so many Jawa's seem to be living in Oregon.  Will Mikey get murderer while doin it Mary Shelley Style? Will Todd keep his Ice Cream truck intact? Will Paige point out how this movie makes it VERY clear that the Actor/Actress were held to a MUCH different beauty standard? Find out now!

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Up Next: Chopping Mall (1986)

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"It's a good movie. But it's not a Halloween Movie"

Join the gang while we travel to Illinois one final time to face off against the boogieman of Haddonfield, Corey.  Who really didn't do anything wrong.  It was gravity's fault.  Jeremy's head was extremely heavy.

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Up Next: Phantasm (1979)

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"He's in town with a few days to kill."

Join the Gang, with our special Predator Expert Blaine, as we travel to 1997 LA.  Apparently, there is a nerd predator that hates drugs and is killing everyone involved with them.  Will Detective Glover be able to kill the Predator thereby saving the drug trade in LA?  Find out now!

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Up next: Halloween Ends (2022)

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