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"When you talk to the other Pod, you never know who will be listening."

In this episode, Mikey and Todd try to book an appointment with a Nazi optometrist.  Paige has to slap the planchet out of their hands because she knows better.

Up next: Wicker Man  (2006)

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"They don't call It the Pod for nothing"

In this episode, Paige explains to Mikey and Todd what it is really like to become a young woman.  All while they break down this coming-of-age tale scene by scene.  It's clear Mikey and Todd had a lot of learning to do.  Enjoy.

Up next: Ouija - Origin of Evil (2016)

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"And a Pod shall lead them..."

Join the Gang while we try to escape Gatlin.  Will Todd end up on a Corncross?  Will Paige make it out alive? Will Mikey be super excited he can just HAYMAKER kids guilt-free?  Find out now.

Up next: Ginger Snaps (2000)

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"Just like Home Alone... If Home Alone was Terrible"

Join the gang while we try to figure out what the hell is happening in this fever dream nightmare of a movie

Up next: Children of the Corn (1984)

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"No one knows you're up there."

Join Paige Mikey and Todd while we try to squeeze in one last run on our ski day. Will Todd jump and break both of his legs? Will Mikey American Ninja Warrior his way to freedom?  Will paige just chill out until the chair drops her off at almost ground level?  Find out now

Up next: Antlers (2021)

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"The Curse of the Nazi Gold"

Join the gang while we vacation at our friends Norwegian cabin.  Will Mikey have sex in an outhouse?  Will Todd do some SICK TRICKS off his snowmobile? will Paige make it out alive....  Find out now

Up next: Frozen (2010)

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"Slay, Pod, Slay"

In this episode, the gang goes to Hawthorne College to see if we can find out why all the men are crazy murderers or something. We assume the boys just got WAY too into The Joe Rogan Experience and Float Tanks.  Will we solve the mystery before time runs out?  Find out now.

Up next: Dead Snow (2009)

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"The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The Pod will be unleashed."

In this episode, the gang travels deep into the desert to find Podunaptra to fight scarabs, undead Egyptian soldiers, and even Imhotep himself.  All to save the world from certain destruction or whatever.

Up next: Black Christmas (2019)

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"First they Greet you.  Then they make you watch a terrible movie and gaslight you until you agree with them to get Mikey to stop talking about it"

In this episode, the Gang is forced to watch Blood Diner.  Will Paige ever recover from the OBVIOUS production issues captured on film, Will Todd legit throw up because this movie is next-level gross?  Will Mikey win his wrestling bout with Johnny Hitler? Find out now.

Up next: The Mummy (1999)

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"Solve the Puzzle. Escape the Room. Listen to the Pod or die."

In this episode the gang finds themselves locked in a never-ending podcast where they have to solve the clues or be doomed to record at least one episode a week until they die.  It's been over 3 years and they are still at it.  Don't worry, I don't think they are going to solve it anytime soon.

Up next: Blood Diner (1987)

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