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"Easily the  least fun pirate movie ever"

Ever wish that John Carpenter designed the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland?  Thanks to this movie you don't have to.  Sit back, relax and enjoy the gangs take on this insane movie

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"Hope our liability insurance is up to date"

Join us while we fix up a haunted hotel, set it up as a haunted house, and do our best not to burn it down as we tackle this low budget scarefest.  

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“Paige hasn’t been to space, so it’s hard for her to reconcile the plot holes in this movie and empathize with the idea of an alien invasion.”

Join us while we break down crop circles and faith all while looking for our Tin Foil Hats.  Long live Flark Cameron!

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"COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO POD"

In the Year of Darkness, 2021, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Pod. The plan required Podcast hosts that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE PODINATOR'

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"A movie so hot Chris Evans isn't the main character"

Join us while we set out to ignite a podcast inside another podcast all while aboard the most ironically named spaceship ever.  Will we make it in time to save the world from a podcastless future? Will will be able to make it back alive?  Which one of us will turn on the others and single-handedly ruin EVERYTHING?  Find out in this episode on the Danny Boyle movie  Sunshine

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"Never trust someone who wants to be invisible"

Join us as we question why Elizabeth Moss thinks a ladder and college tuition are equal gifts, why James should have known better, and why Adrian is literally the worst.

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"It's amazing to see how one kiddy pool can destroy a whole town" 

Join us while we venture into the woods to overcome grief, save a marriage, and eventually die off screen at the end.  

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"Swedish School for Murderous Children sees record number of deaths."

Join us while we break down the Saga of one Vampire teaching those around them who they really are.  All while trading in a familiar for a newer model, and learning that the only thing that is truly immortal is bullying.

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"What happens when a bunch of Hollywood Executives get together and do cocaine in a room full of toys... Gremlins 2"

Hulk Hogan is our least favorite part of this movie... AND WE LOVE HULK HOGAN!

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"12-year old pulls off an elaborate plot to sexually assault babysitter"

Please join us while we break down exactly how Mikey would MURDER Luke as we dive into the insane (Chrismas?) horror movie.

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