The Horror Virgin

The Horror Virgin

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The Horror Virgin episodes

  • 406 - Frankenstein

    “You got ghosts in your blood, take cocaine about it.”

    This week’s scariest movie is… Frankenstein. This film has everything: A 7-foot Adonis Smurf, a classic “He said/He Said,” and an episode that goes deep on the kind of nerds our hosts are.  If you love aggressively thirsty tall-guy discourse, literary-brain horror tangents, and spiraling debates about what actually makes someone a monster in the first place, this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: Black Phone 2

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    1 hr 37 min
  • 405 - Sleepy Hollow

    “I hereby sentence you to adventure.”

    This week’s fog-soaked headless whodunit is... Sleepy Hollow (1999). This film has everything: CSI:1799. Turn in your wood badge and your musket. And The Strangest place to find a dead pigeon. If you love deadpan spooky behavior, backwards-in-heels heroics, gleeful small-town gossip, and deliciously petty continuity nitpicks, this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025)


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    1 hr 22 min
  • 404 - Thanksgiving

    “this is I Know What You Did Last Summer, but with Turkey.”

    This week’s most carved-up holiday horror movie is... Thanksgiving (With Special Guest Joe Kay!!!!). This film has everything: New holiday traditions. A head smashed Gershon. And a thermometer pop that will make you scream. If you love retail riots, pilgrim-mask menace, gleeful small-town gossip, and the crispy crunch of seasonal payback, this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: Sleepy Hollow (1999)

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    1 hr 53 min
  • 403 - Blood Quantum

    “He’s hanging by his junk... his stomach junk, not his testicle junk.”

    This week’s grimiest outbreak horror movie is... Blood Quantum. This film has everything: a bridge-top poop drop, an undead Big Mouth Billy Bass, the best name for a strip club north of the US border. If you love rat fight clubs, zombie allegories to human nature, and a country that really wants you to know it paid for a movie!

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    Up Next: Thanksgiving (2023)


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    1 hr 26 min
  • 402 - Thankskilling

    “It was the best of tits. It was the worst of tits.”

    This week’s most insane horror movie is... ThanksKilling. This film has everything: savory flavored condoms, Terrible depictions of the faceblind, And a closing tag line only Samuel Jackson could say, but didn’t. If you love holiday thirst traps, chaotic misrecognition, and big-screen smack talk, this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019)

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    1 hr 10 min
  • 401 - Crimson Peak (RTP Episode)

    Happy Halloween HV Fam!!! Since a lot of you have been asking for this episode, we thought it might be nice for you all to hear our thoughts on Crimson Peak!!! -Todd


    “He’s the worst ophthalmologist ever, he never saw any of this coming.”

    This week’s hottest movie is... Crimson Peak.

    This film has everything: a six foot baguette sadly loafing around, terrible real estate choices, And a mother doesn't love her daughter enough to properly warn her. If you love sad bread energy, cursed property vibes, and siblings that can't want to get one in, this episode’s for you!

    Up Next: Thankskilling

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    1 hr 51 min
  • 400 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    “Tommy Doyle could have just gone to therapy, but we’re glad he didn’t.”

    This week’s scariest horror movie is... Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film has everything: children wielding knives, planets slowly coming into alignment, and one of the best places to give birth to a demon child. If you love Dr. Myers OBGYN, Religious Cults, and bringing a knife to a slap fight, this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: ThanksKilling (2008)

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    1 hr 15 min
  • 399 - Alien 3

    “It’s like an angsty teenager blew up because it was forced to shower.”

    This week’s scariest listener request movie is... Alien 3. This film has everything: A soon to be star director getting screwed by the studio, An unsexy prison monk scenario, AND that prison is still somehow safer for Ripley than any church. If you love industrial dread, prison monks, and men in rubber suits, this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)


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    1 hr 46 min
  • 398 - Wes Craven’s New Nightmare

    “You might say those two guys have a hand job.”

    This week’s scariest meta movie is... Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. This film has everything: a murderous Thing hand, terrible sex toy suggestions, And the craziest Mangione theory you’ve ever heard. If you love runaway limbs, ill-advised bedroom gadgets, and the truth finally getting out there, this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: Alien 3 (1992)

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    1 hr 44 min
  • 397 - Exorcist II: The Heretic

    “I don’t remember A Bug’s Life having this much religion in it.”

    This week’s scariest horror movie is... Exorcist II: The Heretic. This film has everything: a locust DJ, a shaman/scientist in a lab coat. a vibe that is way to much star wars to be as bad as it is. If you love bug-fueled bangers and shamanic science whiplash this episode’s for you!

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    Up Next: Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

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    1 hr 30 min

About The Horror Virgin

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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror…

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