This week! Uncle Mark shows us it's not always good to be King, Uncle Dan introduced us to the Lord of the Incels, and our Irish correspondent Rudy gives us reason to hope against long odds.

*Special announcement, Heretics! Your audio uncles will be joining the gangs from The Scathing Atheist and Cognitive Dissonance this month for the annual Vulgarity for Charity fundraiser - once again raising money for Modest Needs. It's a great cause and a lot of fun, so check out the link below to participate! You do something nice and we'll do something mean! How fun is that?

https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/

This week! Uncle Mark pushes your planchette, Uncle Doug serves us a tiny sandwich at the weirdest possible moment, and we get caught up on all the good Patron love!!

This Week! Uncle Dan asks 'what's the frequency, Peter?', Uncle Mark warns us about a hole new level of crazy, and we have the first of many How-To's about getting more comfortable the bees and the birds!

(Important Patreon note!! A scheduling issue made us record VERY early this week. It has been an incredible week for your Patronage, but please know new patrons will not be included in this week's show. We WILL acknowledge all of you next week! We swear! And THANK YOU!!!)

This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to a weird old lady, Uncle Dan gets spooked by two little girls in a hallway, and our friend Tori Williams Douglass joins us for a How-To call to arms!

This week! We celebrate one of history's greatest monsters (for some reason), we cast an old spell on Uncle Mark, and Uncle Doug really DOES not like Oaks.

This week! Uncle Doug Haunts our Heavenly Father, Uncle Dan tries to not touch us, and Uncle Mark finds a thing that is not theology but it's not philosophy and there will be moon-monkeys.

This week! Uncle Dan asks us to hold his can, Uncle Mark takes us boating, and we begin to explore How-To push back against those who are used to doing all the pushing unopposed.

This week, Uncle Mark takes us below the surface, Uncle Dan promises us brandy but brings some weird milk instead, but luckily Uncle Doug brings a little something unexpected to the party. Won't you come dumb with us!

This week! We have an all 9-11, all the time-themed show! How fun is that? Uncle Mark once again proves the worst ideas come out of the desert and Uncle Doug gives us another reason to cry about a no good, terrible day.

This week! Uncle Mark sets a bloody tone, Uncle Doug shows us 3 billboards outside of a discernible point, and Uncle Dan tells us about a new job in a very old company that no sane person is gonna want to take.