This week! Uncle Dan pushes us across a wobbly bridge to forever, Uncle Mark introduces us to the eternal Pep Boys, and then Uncle Dan asks for absolution that he doesn't remotely deserve.

This week! Uncle Dan blows his trumpet for a strumpet, Uncle Mark tries to ruin a few weddings, and we talk about How-To learn to love one particular day.

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This week! Uncle Mark returns from beyond to discuss the first Alt-Right on-air personality, Uncle Doug tells us about haunted water, and Uncle Dan buries a flesh-collage of a god so disturbing we're sorry we dug her up.

This week! Satan stands in for uncle Mark, as uncles Dan and Doug discuss how to dance with the devil. First, though, uncle Dan gives us a little Luciferian history, and uncle Doug hears the powerful heartbeat of religious nerds. Don't forget to become a patron, so we can get uncle Mark back on the show! https://www.patreon.com/howtoheretic

This week! Uncle Doug gets called up to the big leagues as uncle Mark gets lazy and sits one out. Uncle Dan takes the woo right out of your mouth, professor Jim becomes a critical thinking nazi, and uncle Doug explores some strange family values!

This week! Uncle Mark talks about Parisian head, Uncle Doug talks about Mormon head, and Uncle Dan tells us beef is not what's for dinner. It's all pretty gross, actually. Enjoy!

This week! Uncle Doug helps us bury a long-gone god, Uncle Mark hopes you'll indulge him, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a group of people who are good at wanting the apocalypse but bad at doing math!

This week! Professor Jim returns to show us how we can be right about a thing by being right about a thing, Uncle Mark wants us all to be wary of strangers with yellow cravats, and Uncle Dan gets Uncle Mark all sweaty with the gayest part of the Bible yet!

This week! Uncle Dan lays his hands on some soft serve Mormon Magic, Uncle Doug Explains the slippery slope from banana beer to mass murder, and together we have what will be the first of several How-To's about how to leave homophobia when you leave religion.

This week! Uncle Uncle Dan can barely speak through his oily mouthful of dumb, Uncle Mark casts a hard eye on the world's totes most bestest person ever, and together we explore the positive benefits of spontaneous roadside circumcision.