This week! Uncle Dan tells us about Onan, the reason nobody ever masturbates, Uncle Mark helps us all place the blame squarely where it belongs with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and Uncle Doug makes sure we do not A.C.E. the test. What a mess.

This week! Uncle Mark dips us into a seven layer heaven, Uncle Doug has some kind of attitude issue, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a god that wasn't but now kind of is. There's a lot to unpack here.

This week! Uncle Dan asks why almighty God couldn't create an editor, Uncle Mark ventures to the Moons, and the delightful David Ellis Dickerson put's us through our Biblical 3:16 paces. Come join us, won't you?

Some of David Ellis Dickerson's fantastic storytelling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MnCjpw7iBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZRXs6l4Z8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVg2uxOn24

This week! Uncle Mark thinks the law has gone to the birds, Uncle Doug welcomes our new overlords, and Mandisa Thomas of the Black Non Believers joins us to talk about what it's like to be an Atheist in the most religious group in America. Come on in!

https://blacknonbelievers.wordpress.com/ @BNonbelievers

This week! Uncle Mark goes Dutch- Pennsylvania Dutch- Uncle Dan goes gaga for ALL the gods, and your uncles sneak you in the exit for a How-To rated R!

This week! Uncle Dan buries a...well, a mystery sort of a thing, Uncle Doug introduces a pioneering new segment, and Dr. D rejoins us to help us figure out How-To think, talk and feel about abortion.

Dr. D gave us some clarifying statistics, links and an interesting article on the medical ethics of abortion providers:

https://www.guttmacher.org/news-release/2017/abortion-common-experience-us-women-despite-dramatic-declines-rates https://www.guttmacher.org/fact-sheet/induced-abortion-united-states https://www.guttmacher.org/fact-sheet/unintended-pregnancy-united-states https://shoutyourabortion.com/ https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMp1206253?query=TOC+-+ref3

This week! Uncle Mark shows us the limits of pyramid power, Uncle Dan shows us that half a wisdom is not a wisdom at all, and Uncle Doug proves that way too many people have more money than they should.

This week! Uncle Mark warns us about moon mind, Uncle Doug shows us how to apologize to modernize, and Uncle Dan tries to talk about weighty matters and the guys are having none of it.

This week! Uncles Doug and Dan go FULL BIBLE (you never go full Bible!). First, Uncle Doug teaches us why more sinning is better than less, then Uncle Dan applies for a new Job, and Jeff Sessions is just a horrible human.

This week! Uncle Dan shows us how bullshit vibrates, Uncle Mark demonstrates that the worst things happen in pairs, and Uncle Doug shows us that good guys really do finish last.