Carmen shares her first road gig experience since Covid started and the special visit she received in her hotel room in the middle of the night. She and John also talk about things that are different now thanks to the pandemic (that they hope stay that way). Plus: John’s disgusting mouth! With special guest star cameo from Rodney Dangerfield!

John shares a creepy hobby he had in high school while Carmen gets her unfeminist dream analyzed. Both reach the same conclusion: they are mental. Also

Carmen and John have been together for five whole years....plus they were friends 20 years ago but who's counting.  Also, Carmen and John give advice on relationships, or maybe they're complaints? Anyway, they also almost got murdered  in their own apartment. And not by each other! And then there's that thing with Carmen's Mom's mouth...

In this episode, a close friend and fan of the show writes a new intro theme song that nearly ends the podcast for good. When a celebrity retweets one of John’s tweets, he gets more love than he bargained for. In honor of recent current events, Carmen brings back the popular segment “First World Problems In Third World Conditions.” But with her own personal spin.

Carmen and John have been in the business of show for a combined two to three hundred years. Along the way, they’ve received voicemails from countless amounts of celebrities they’ve worked with/become friends with/tried to fuck. On this episode, lucky you gets to hear some from one of those very celebs. But before that, you have to wade through some pretty disgusting (but fun) personal hygiene stories, so fuck you. Also: Feedback from the previous episode!

Carmen and John try to understand a new millennial tradition and come off sounding either severely mentally impaired or extremely old. You decide! The pair also receives news - LIVE during the record - that recently shocked the country and their reactions are so priceless that in the future people will be asking, “Where were you when you heard Carmen and John hear the news?” Also - they PLAY GAMES!

Carmen and John get very specific about boyhood wet dreams and womanly sex fantasies. Then the listener takes a cold shower. The episode continues with a very important commercial tied to current events, followed by a movie review of a classic film that reminds John of one of the lowest points in his life. The other low point occurs when he and Carmen play the famous "What Would You Bring To An Island" game.

Carmen managed to find John’s professional erotica recordings from a few years ago and plays them throughout this episode to torture him (and the listener). These are samples from a trilogy of erotica novels by a famous author - write in if you figure out who it is. JUST DO IT! Also there’s a movie review by another famous person. Plus they learn a new Japanese word.

Carmen and John discuss feedback from previous episodes, some of which tickles their pods in an...uh oh...awkward way. But nothing's as uncomfortable as Alexa when she gets desperate. Yes, robots have feelings, too!! Their special guest is back as the only repeat guest (and the only guest.) Guess we can say John's 12 year old son is a regular!

Carmen and John talk about the great write-up Carmen recently received in the Wall Street Journal about her HBO Max comedy special - because who better to write about the craft of comedy than a financial trade paper? Also: there’s dying happening in Carmen and John’s life and for once it’s not John’s comedy. Plus: special bonus appearance of John’s poor, innocent son!