The Human Centipod

This episode starts off with a brand new segment called “It Might Sound Like I’m Jealous, But I’m Not.” Though Carmen still thinks John sounds jealous. Then things take a dark turn when John is reminded about the time he joined a butthole club. And no, Carmen wasn’t there. Plus they hear from German fans - their second biggest fan base after Montclair, New Jersey.

Carmen talks about the time she went to - no shit - modeling school. John and Carmen review Netflix’s “Dark” in English even though that whole goddamn thing is in German. But at least it’s not goddamn Denise! Oh, man, wait’ll you hear about goddamn Denise.

WE HAVE A PATREON ACCOUNT!! And hear how Carmen and John are back in the eye of the covid storm: NYC! Except it's no longer the epicenter of the virus, but it IS still the epicenter of this episode. Life is CRAZY. Speaking of crazy, have you seen "Marcella?" Well, don't - just listen to Carmen and John talk about it instead. Also Carmen's album, VERTICALLY OBESE is out and she talks about what it's been like to be number one on iTunes for a hot two days!! Get it!! And get a mask! OH AND WE HAVE A PATREON ACCOUNT!! CHECK IT OUT!

Carmen and John have so much fun in this episode it's going to be a hard one to beat. From the 26 minute mark until the end especially, they should probably win some sort of podcast award. Also: John has more big news and listen for a special cameo by Patrick Stewart (not really him.)

Carmen almost spoils John's big news. And he really does have big news, you'll see. Also: lots of singing, music clips and John's genitals.

Carmen and John record on a podcast machine thingie that’s brand spanking new, so naturally this ep sounds…unique. Also, Carmen can’t contain her excitement over new listener feedback which is at an all time high (for them). Plus something about John and his mom happens and in “Movie Review” the film “Midsommar” finally gets the the notice it deserves.

Carmen and John plug a TV show that no one is watching, but should be. If you like to hear John yell a lot about things, this one's for you. Fun fact: This episode was recorded before Carmen and John went on a brief hiatus after their podcast machine thingie broke down. But it's better now. Side note: we are officially on iTunes so please give us a 5 star rating at your convenience (now would be a good time.) Enjoy!

Carmen and John have selfish, yet compelling reasons not to end the end of the world stuff just yet. Also...they play a fun game!

Carmen and John know people who are missing eyes, and they spill the beans on them. They also reveal what Carmen's childhood piano teacher did to offend John. Plus, original music by Carmen Lynch. Carmen, Carmen, Carmen.

Carmen and John drop hints about their undisclosed location during coronavirus quarantine. They also share games and some secret information about Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.