Kev and Nixxi spend the night flying the flag for dance music, revisiting big dance records from the 2000s and talking about favourites from the earlier years of the show. At 10pm they launch SmeggHeads, the new quiz feature that pits the presenters against each other with listener involvement and, later, Simon Gunton as Quizmaster Simon. They also revisit Underworld - Born Slippy while talking about the earliest Legend Tune choices.

The first SmeggHeads ended level after the five questions, so Alex went to a David Beckham tie-breaker. Kev won it and took the first-ever SmeggHeads bragging rights.

Kev and Nixxi dropped a MiniMix into the show, packing a run of tracks together before returning to listener messages, new music and the usual arguments in the studio. The mix gave the night a stronger dance-radio feel without stopping Kev and Nixxi from getting distracted between records.

Kev and Rob are melting after a day at a festival, the only fans they have are in the studio! Nixxi has a rest. Can Rob hit the lyric?

Kev and Nixxi celebrated the show’s first birthday with a three-hour special and extra people in the studio. A year of jokes and recurring bits gave them plenty to revisit, while the FatBooth app became a new source of entertainment and, for reasons best left to the programme, toenails also entered the conversation.

Nixxi reveals that she does not have a godmother, prompting Kev to volunteer himself for the job and turning the idea into the running joke behind the episode title. A mystery bag, vuvuzela noises, listener messages and the show’s collection of recurring clips keep interrupting the conversation as the night develops.

Kev and Nixxi deliver '10 Litres of Kev & Nixxi' and revisit Cosmic Gate - Exploration of Space during the Legend Tune discussion. The pair continue the usual competitive arguments around their music choices while listeners join in through the show’s voting and interaction channels.

Rob attends as the MajorPlaya! Emma is the guest on the show who brings some caterpillar cake! Rob Davies attends as the 'MajorPlaya' and Emma is in the studio with caterpillar cake. The Legend Tune result is Phats & Small - Turn Around, a correction to an earlier assumption that Stardust had won.

Listeners are asked about the worst things they have done for money. Nixxi wins Legend Tune with ATB - Don't Stop against Kev's Ayumi choice, and the presenters rummage through older Legend Tune material, prompting arguments about previously used songs and ownership.

Kev wins Legend Tune with Safri Duo - Played-A-Live against Nixxi’s Armin van Buuren - The Longest Day. The choice immediately gives Kev and Nixxi something to argue about because Played-A-Live had previously been one of Nixxi’s own Legend Tune selections, prompting accusations of stealing old choices and another round of competitive point-scoring between them.

Kev wins Legend Tune with Everything But The Girl - Missing, while Nixxi puts forward Red 5. Kev and Nixxi also play the Rik Mayall record that gives the episode its title and spend part of the night searching for a new ringtone, with the usual listener messages and reactions feeding into the conversation.