The Long Talk

Hello, whoever’s idea it was to watch these episodes week by week is a mean person. It was me, Jacki, I did it. I apologize to us. 

Here is what we talked about in regards to “The Bear” Season 4, Episode 3: Scallop:

• Ouid talk
• Mystery boxes
• Liquid Death: Mango Chainsaw
• Time and space is what heals
• Manitou Comedy Festival: https://www.manitoucomedy.com/
• August 14-17
• Geoffrey Asmus
• Jackie Kashian
• EngErotics.com launched! Buy some things!
• Cooking in the dark
• A lot of the tension is coming from Syd’s perspective
• Working on herself vs. Proving herself
• Richie giving bridal advice to Tiffany
• Gillian Jacobs is an incredible actor
• Ebraheim meeting with a business mentor
• Mentors have to be the exact right person
• Thanks, DeVry and the Faks
• something is wrong with marcus
• #WhereIsMarcusRoommate?
• Has Donna always been a realtor?!
• Are Cicero and Donna an item?
• Who is Mr. Carter? 
• Late Night Italian Beef
• Who will run the Beef kitchen?
• Snow at The Bear
• Jacki had an emotional response to the magic
• Logan did not
• Will we get healing between Carmy and Richie?
• We need a Faks spinoff called “Just the Faks”
• Carmy runs to Claire
• There is still hope for Carmy and claire
• “It’s loud in there”
• Calling Pete
• Sorry, “Sugar’s Boyfriend (Pete?)”
• What is Carmy changing in the agreement
• When we watched the episodes
• Pete’s a good fucking guy

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WATCHING ONE EPISODE PER WEEK IS TORTURE. 

There. I said it. 

Here are some things we both said:

• Jacki had tech issues (obvious with the audio)
• Breaking pens
• They should make pens you can fidget with and not break. 
• Pen recommendations
• Emmy nominations
• Ayo Edibiri double nominee
• Nathan Fielder: 737 Pilot and Emmy Nominee
• Logan Hojdila opened up for Heather Shaw
• “Heather Shaw is a great human being presence to be around”
• We took some time to talk about Jonathan LaPaglia
• Australian Survivor you done fucked up
• Jacki might have to amend her statement about email firings
• Sad Marcus is worrying us
• The dining room looks cold. 
• Hyping Richie up
• Sydney has got it
• Ebraheim is CRUSHING IT
• Sold out by 1:15
• What is Ebraheim up to? Big business or more workers?
• Wholesome Pete moment
• WHO IS FRANCINE?!
• This season is less stressful than previous seasons
• Sweeps going to sommelier school
• “When it grows together, it goes together”
• Has Carmy seen the baby?
• The call between Carmy and Sugar
• Sugar isn’t mad about Carmy not seeing the baby
• Carmy’s apologies were genuine
• Carmy still loves the restaurant, but not the cooking
• Richie’s pre-service speech
• Everyone around him wants to see Richie succeed
• Opus - Ayo Edibiri 
• Ferdi the Pizza Man
• Sydney not signing the thing
• Follow us at Lokeho.com and Valleyofoh.com

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Y’all, watching these episodes one week at a time is going to be torture!!!!!

Here’s what we talked about:

• Logan’s Easter Egg
• Logan and Jacki nail “Yes, Chef!” for the first time. 
• Logan’s chair; it is broken. he’s had it since right before his heart failed.
• it was pre-owned and had a screw loose, so it’s lived a good life.
• What is going on in Logan’s world? He opened for Heather Shaw (very funny comedian who also happens to be an amazing human being)
• The Loonie’s logo in Colorado Springs!
• July 26 at Blowback Gallery in Pueblo Colorado - Logan is doing 10 minutes!
• Bonesaw scene in Spiderman
• Making lollipops for Zach Bennett and Rey Reyes of Reasonably Afraid podcast
• (They are going to Spooky Empire later this year)
• Logan hasn’t seen “The Substance” yet
• Jamie Lee Curtis’ famous lemon cake
• Camry and Mikey talking about their dad
• “The Bear” is both excellent and terrible at showing time
• Mikey’s is a bad name for a restaurant
• The “Groundhog Day” feeling
• Tribune review was not great, Bob
• The restaurant was different three different times. 
• The pasta was bad and late everytime
• Richie taking all the blame. 
• Tina taking responsibility for the pasta. 
• Richie was only mimicing being healthy
• JESSICA!!!!!!
• Should Richie and Jessica get together?
• Syd and Carmy’s relationship is different than Richie and Jessica’s
• As is their chemistry
• Jacki went on a rant about “Mythic Quest”
• Jessica being at “The Bear” is good for Sydney
• How Tina took to Jessica immediately
• The sandwich window is KILLING IT. 
• The Computer
• Cicero has love for these kids
• The Doomsday clock
• Don’t Mess with the System
• Richie’s Non-negotiables
• Acceptance of whimsly
• Richie is spending SO MUCH money on flowers
• He could do it cheaper!
• Jacki offering her services to a fictional character
• Helping Neil Fak become a server
• Carmy and Richie drama needs to be resolved
• Does Sydney care all that much?
• The star shouldn’t be the goal
• Lovely Pete moment that no one can remember
• Sweeps and the wine pairing
• We would love a whole sandwich window episode
• Ebraheim is so happy
• “System, baby!”
• Will the robot get into hijinks?
• Protect the robot at all costs!
• Overcorrecting Richie style
• Doing work no one else can see

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We’re back and we’re talking about The Bear!

• Jacki’s friend interviews
• A rambling story for now reason
• How did you start watching “The Bear”?
• The city of whatever one they live in is here!
• Logan descends into madness
• The Professor Haus
• How “The Bear” makes you feel
• “The Good Doctor”
• “Shameless”
• Carmy is the same character as the one that Jeremy Allen White played in “Shameless”
• Jeremy Allen White should play Gene Wilder or PeeWee Herman
• Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator
• Season 2 is the best season
• Syd’s level of research
• “The Bear” would have been a perfect one season show
• THE BEAR IS NOT A COMEDY
• Jacki goes on a rant
• Jacki doesn’t remember not loving Oliver Platt
• Sydney quitting and Marcus walking away
• Was Carmy the problem?
• Carmy was not angry
• Projection
• “you didn’t say corner!”
• “The Studio”
• Jeff vs Chef
• Richie’s abrasiveness
• “Forks” is one of the best episodes of television ever. Full stop. End of Story. 
• Season 2 is a crash course in everything Carmy has done so far
• Syd is impatient
• “being of service”
• Marcus in Copenhagen
• Chef Luca
• Watching people learn things
• Feeling accepted
• And accepting themselves
• Faks!
• Logan is a fan of Pete. 
• The way Pete handles Donna
• Britta’s in this?
• Joel McHale is a crisp asshole
• Growth is non-linear
• The savory cannoli
• Napkins
• The Faks are comedic relief
• Would you watch a Faks spinoff? 
• Logan comes clean
• Season 3 is a set up season
• Should Carmy and Syd get romantically involved?
• Christopher Storer + Bo Burnham
• Opening and dealing with different traumas
• Does Carmy stink?
  
  

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“The Rehearsal” is over for another season and I am quite sad. That’s okay, though. Nathan Fielder, 737 Pilot will be back another year. We hear he has a surreal idea for season 3. 

We talk about that a bit and some more stuff, like:

• Emotional turbulence 
• Comedy Works Denver New Faces Competiton
• There’s way too many good karaoke singers now
• George Lowe was good at karaoke though
• Not knowing the lyrics at karaoke
• Survivor Season 50 thoughts
• Cirie on Survivor
• John Francis Daley
• The new Dungeons & Dragons movies
• Thor workouts
• The new Snow White movie
• Being Type Righted to a specific plane
• Nepo Baby for pilots
• Why they cut out the back of the shirt
• Would you fly in a Nathan Fielder piloted plane?
• The trust HBO has in Nathan Fielder
• Nathan tour with the plane, please, please, please
• Filling out medical forms
• Nathan’s mental rehearsals were so vulnerable
• Manifesting + Morning Pages
• Nathan shopping for a plane
• Having to ask for a Diet Pepsi
• Why did they show Nathan being a magician when he was younger?
• Did Nathan actually fly the plane? Or was it editing magic? (We believe in NAthan)
• The Cockpit conversation
• Sometimes a yap is informational
• “Music gets dramatic”
• Miracle over the Mojave
• Bring Me to Life
• Oat Milk
• Slow down TOM CRUISE
• Never seen an Impossible Mission
• Talking is so hard

We’re watching “The Bear” Next! Watch us Live on LokeHo.com or Twitch.tv/valleyofoh. We’re starting with a S1-3 recap on June 18 at 2pm- and then a podcast whenever we get it up!

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There’s only one episode left and we couldn’t be sadder. Here’s what we talked about this week:

• An asparagus tale, for some reason
• Pickled things
• Comfort meals
• If Nathan Fielder was Congress would anything get done?
• The used a Rehearsal to kill Osama Bin Laden
• Pack Pilots?
• Introducing people to Nathan Fielder
• What is secondhand embarrassment?
• Watching someone bomb on stage
• DO NOT BLAME THE AUDIENCE
• Nathan for You gas rebate
• Nathan Fielder did perform a prank at one point
• Paramount Plus and South Park
• Learning from history is important
• John Goglia
• Dumb Starbucks
• How many jokes did they consider before landing on the bus joke?
• We need a deep dive into Troy. 
• It’s the FAA not the FCC. 
• Overly long laughter
• Standing ovations
• Jacki really goes on a rant about standing ovations
• Fringe shows aren’t automatic standing ovation standers
• Nathan and autistic writers
• The history of standing ovations
• Does Nathan Fielder have a google alert set up for himself
• Problematic Autism Doctor on the show
• The eyes test
• Grandson drinking pee scene
• Nathan’s Airport
• Why can’t pilots work in teams?
• Give Nathan time to pack up his Jansport backpack, please. 
• What is in this other room?
• Congressman Cohen
• Do we trust the Google AI overview?
• Nathan Fielder being truthful on the Tonight Show
• Wings of Voice
• 2008 Mortgage Crisis
• Read this: https://www.vulture.com/article/nathan-fielder-the-rehearsal-flight-safety-experts.html
• Will Nathan reveal that he got his pilot’s license?

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Could you remember Colin’s name? We struggled with it. But we loved the episode anyways. 

Here’s what we discussed:

• Logan has written notes, everybody!
• He also watched the episode 3 times.
• Who’s Colin?
• What’s going on in Logan’s life?
• May 25 - Logan’s Comedy Open Mic Competition
• May 28 - New Faces Competition at Denver Comedy Works - for a free ticket call the box office and say “Logan”
• Giving your name at the door for entry into comedy clubs feels sketch
• Unrelated to anything consent conversation
• This was a funny episode
• Nathan is a proud mom this episode
• The Pilots did not look happy
• 40 people going home
• Thanks for listening, FCC
• Colin is painfully shy
• Cold calling for dates
• Would you travel with a Pack?
• The guy holding the coffee in the “wrong” hand
• Jumble mumbles
• The Einstein lady
• A weird thing for your boss to ask
• Colin practicing flirting at the airport
• Lot Lizard show
• Five Apartment deal
• Why the number 5?
• Secret kissing code. 
• Consent is sexy. 
• Logan’s joke for Colin
• Paramount Plus: A Network with Questionable Beliefs
• Be Colin and Emma but also Be You
• Ethical morality compasses
• Captain Powers
• Watching “The Rehearsal” season 1 for the first time. 
• Only a 6 episode season, boooo. 
• Take this airport terminal on tour, please, Nathan. 
• K-O-tic
• The awkward part

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The Rehearsal Season 2 Episode 3

oh hi, this was another FANTASTIC episode. Am I talking about this episode of “The Rehearsal” or the episode of the podcast that we recorded about this episode of “The Rehearsal”?

Regardless, here is what we talked about:

• Logan’s awesome night
• Comedy Works Denver New Talent Night
• Logan on New Faces on May 28 at Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado
• When the first joke doesn’t get a laugh
• Weird comedy audiences
• Don’t blame the audience
• Jokes with good bones
• Tuesdays aren’t big comedy nights
• (especially when they are rainy)
• Comedy Hierarchy
• Jacki’s trip to NYC
• Logan’s perfect audience member
• Joking about heavy topics
• 13:-Jacki sounds like a robot for some reason
• Shows about terrible people
• Sons of Anarchy vs. Friends
• We had live viewers
• Cloning should be more expensive
• Full House has entered the picture:
• How much money would you pay for surgery with for your pet?
• Nature vs. Nurture
• Getting all the wrong “Sans”
• San Jose now vs 2011 is vastly different
• How dogs alert diabetes attacks
• It wasn’t a real diabetic attack
• The fake Bogdan’s were FANTASTIC
• Asshole pilot fella
• Captain Sully
• Nathan’s highlighting method
• Going to art exhibits based on sets
• The baby room
• The puppets
• (Dave Made a Maze, also)
• (Season 4 of Search Party, too - not mentioned in episode)
• What led Sully to the Hudson
• A lot of time on Baby Nathan
• The detail on the scaling on the wallpaper
• Puppet mom was super cool
• The breastfeeding scene
• Has Captain Sully seen the episode?
• Will we get a Captain Sully interview?
• Nathan Fielder got a commercial pilot’s license?!
• Captain Sully’s Hollywood career
• Trying to get rid of a southern accent
• So much of the world wants to take away your individuality
• why is “woke” an insult?
• Nathan keeps going back to the past
• Our experiences with music
• Being CD kids
• the Emo music of the mid-2000s was impactful
• We want to see Captain Sully in a simulation with that Asshole pilot
• Meta Docu-Comedy
• Amy Lee thinks Nathan Fielder is a genius
• Logan gets real fired up about the Sully movie soundtrack
• “It’s okay to admit that you can’t do everything”
• You can be funny without being mean
• Nate’s Lizard Lounge
• The Met Gala
• A Wings of Voice contestant
• The history of “The House of Rising Sun” 
• Public domain
• Nick Pupo in the Bob Dylan movie with Timothee Chalamet
• Jacki really wants to hate Timothee Chalamet but cannot
• What song would you play in a high pressure situation?
• Paula Abdul - Straight Up
• Everything in Its Right Place - Radiohead
• Women Respond to Bass - Sextile
• Let the Mystery Be - Iris DeMent
• Fate - Linkin Park
• A song-based challenge for next week

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This show is bonkers and I adore it. 

Here is what we talked about:

• Next week’s preview is confusing
• How is Jacki able to take notes while watching The Rehearsal?
• (I watch it twice)
• Franklin
• Reading ahead in school
• An aviation singing competition: Wings of Voice
• How Nathan uses his budget
• Do we like the National Anthem?
• (no)
• A new National Anthem every year
• What would your requirements be to perform for the president?
• Wild & “woke” ceramics Wednesday
• The White House social media
• Chad Kultgen, author of https://bookshop.org/a/106295/9780061231674
• Breaking cycles and recognizing patterns
• Young Sheldon’s spinoff
• Network television pushing a Republican agenda
• The progression of Nathan Fielder
• The creepy pilot guy
• Fantastic
• Does Nathan Fielder know that Mara’D is genuine?
• Nate’s Lizard Lounge
• Bragging about being banned from dating apps but not knowing why
• (they tell you)
• (not that Logan has been banned)
• (he doesn’t use apps)
• Did Nathan really not understand that she wasn’t enjoying the conversation?
• The whole episode is about sincerity
• Has Nathan aged?
• Who is Fake Nathan?
• Is the singing competition a one episode thing? Or is it gonna keep going?
• Tap Dancing for Tankers
• Narration Nathan: “I can’t tell if she is enjoying this conversation.”
• One word answering. 
• Paramount + vs. Summit Ice
• YouTube Generation
• The Green Brothers: John is the writer; Hank is the dood
• The Zone of Interest
• Holocaust deniers vs. Flat earthers
• Recreating the Paramount + email writing
• Nathan has empathy for children
• Behind the Scenes of all of Nathan Fielder’s projects, please
• Being friends with Nathan Fielder
• Nate’s Lizard Lounge in NYC
• Could Nathan Fielder find this podcast? 
• (yes)
• Who will be the performer at the end?
• Nathan Fielder’s Smoke Detector Band
• We are Nathan for You’s co-pilots
• Logan has a vendetta against Velmd
• Powerwatching vs. Week to week television
• The Get Down on Netflix
• The Simultaneous talking twins

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Jacki and Logan are tackling season 2 of Nathan Fielder’s masterpiece The Rehearsal. Some of their (our?! I hate writing podcast blogs)(this is Jacki, btw) reactions included:

• Being nervous about flying
• Nightmares
• Visiting parents at work
• Breaking multimillion dollar machines
• How did we discover Nathan Fielder?
• Dax Flame
• Give us money to run experiments
• Joe Pera Talks with You
  • (he was in Elemental)
  • (the Pixar movie)
• Big fans of Dropout TV
• Gamechanger: One Year Later
• Gamechanger was here the whole time
• Getting more sympathy than laughs
• How many times did you laugh in the first ten minutes of season 2 episode 1 of “The Rehearsal”?
• Real human situations. 
• Nathan Fielder, hire us. 
• Moody the Pilot, found on LinkedIn
• How does a pilot’s mind work?
• Is Panda Express the healthiest option?
• Moody and his girlfriend
• Shouldn’t there be pilot trust?
• Being trained in the Fielder Method
• How can I go to a Fielder Method class?
• The on-hand travel agents
• How much does this show even cost?!
• “Talking to other people is never easy”
• Breaking Cycles
• Jacki’s wild ceramics class
• This show has gone woke
  • (good.)
• Comedians who try to talk about things that are important to them. 
• The Cockpit simulation
• Love troubles with Logan and Jacki
• There are no third spaces anymore
• Mocktails are art
• The problem is not limited to pilots
• There’s no life and death in the dildo business
• Who is the experiment for?
  • (nathan)
• Lighters were invented before matches
• What does Nathan Fielder do for therapy?
• A Crown of Candy is SO SAD
• ValleyOfOh
• LoKeHo
• Joke Transplant: May 7
• Comedy Works Denver New Faces: May 28

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