The Long Talk

Mr. Pole Dance Muscles himself, Myles, did it, y’all. We are both so happy. Here’s what we talked about:

• AHHH, it’s the finale!!!
• Waiting to feel emotional turmoil
• Real stakes
• How do you like your steak cooked?
• Sugar Steak at Bastien’s 
• WHAT IS THE SOUP AT BASTIEN’S THOUGH?!
• Casa Bonita
• Diving Shows (especially at Casa Bonita)
• Could Kaelen have cliff dived?
• Was Zara’s moves one of the top five of the game?
• AJ & Myles are two best friends who love to play this game together. 
• Mr. Inbetween
• Consuming Australian content
• Close Enough on HBOMAX
• Myles’ Survivor bucket list
• Does anyone know rope management anymore?
• Jonathan, we need the official rope measurements, please. 
• This immunity challenge felt nearly impossible
• Intense musical cues
• “these muppets are making me go to fire!”
• Paulie has been an incredibly stylish jury member
• Ideal final three
• Feras’ win was a vindication for George
• Myles winning was a vindication for Simon
• Myles didn’t even consider the possibility of winning
• Torch walk
• American Survivor is less than a February
• Final immunity challenge was stunning
• People don’t exist until LOgan sees them
• Saw-like invention for the final challenge
• AJ: “I am literally never coming down.”
• Aj talking to Kaelen’s mom
• Kaelen broke his own record
• Myles has broken so many Survivor records
• AJ will be back for an All Star Season, no doubt
• Logan preferred Myles’ speech to Kaelen’s and Jacki thought opposite. 
• Is “safe and repeatable” one of the tenets of Survivor?
• Myles is a fluid player
• What’s next? The Rehearsal. 
• Nathan Fielder
• Survivor: Australia vs. The World

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One more week and we have a winner!

• We were expecting to lose our favorites this week. 
• Paying attention to music editing
• Zara is the entire issue
• If anyone breaks the final four, it’s Myles. 
• A Myles win feels far off now. 
• Kaelen is the coconut bartender
• Feels good to like most of the people at the end. 
• How we would play Survivor
• Kaelen: Challenge Enthusiast - wins 6th individual immunity
• Zara is being dumb
• What bonding moments between Kate and Morgan did we not see?
• Paulie is always mad-looking, but his fashion slays
• Paulie would be good at American Survivor
• The immunity challenges have names
• Kate truly is Zara’s biggest rival
• Morgan didn’t say goodbye
• Jacki hates resume talk
• The missing flint
• Kaelen’s immunity streak
• Zara’s flashy move would be to stop playing
• Possibility of a jury tie
• Logan’s statistics
• Myles has received the most votes in Survivor history
• What if Zara wins?
• AJ would be an incredible jury member
• When do they find out who wins?

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We’re reaching the pointy end of the game and Zara is a loose strap. 

Here’s what else we talked about:

• Logan’s comedy show
• Jacki’s lollipop booth
• Colorado Marijuana laws
• Kaelen skiing the length of Norway to raise money for charity
• AJ and Myles are blind right now
• AJ’s after-bed chats
• Myles giving Zara bottom lessons: good idea or bad idea?
• Ikea picking their pillows
• Pillow talk
• Weighted blankets
• Zara does not care if she got to go on reward
• Who is bitter on the jury?
• Jury Villa should be a release of tension, not whatever Paulie is doing. 
• AJ doesn’t think Kaelen is a threat.
• Going to rocks
• Zara is a shortsighted player
• #PoledanceMuscles
• The Post-Graduates final four plan
• “I didn’t sign up for SAW” - Kate
• We love a mechanical challenge.
• “pointy fat log pegs”
• Most immunity wins in Survivor history?
• Ozzy
• Zara is a loose strap. 
• Paulie’s jury fashion is impeccable - no notes
• Paulie’s attitude is off-putting - lots of notes
• Everyone else can stay except for Zara
• Should they bring back Logan or Kate?
• American Survivor autism clip
• AJ and Zara would be an A to Z final two

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We’re getting so close to the end, y’all. Something happened this week that I know Molly would have loved. 

• Logan has kids!?!
• Where does the nickname Kaz come from?
• Initials that spell something
• Is Kaelen the star of the season now?
• Paulie burning his buff. 
• Kate has a new sweatsuit. 
• Karin plays aggressively for someone who isn’t performing well at immunity
• The “Not normal” auction
• Poor Paulie’s pickle
• Jonathan: “You get what you get and you don’t get upset.”
• What were the uncovered options in the auction?
• Does Jonathan like AJ?
• Exposure to Soccer
• Who is old there?
• AJ is treating Survivor like work. But he is a poker player who plays a game for work, so playing games is work for AJ. 
• The idea of a final 2
• Zara walking on barrel
• Tribal Council twist
• Australian Survivor Jury is a fashion show
• Barren vs. Bounty
• Paulie’s sad montage
• Was the Bounty advantage a real advantage?
• Karin saying Myles had an idol
• Kaelen & Kristen team up
• Would you be good at this team up reward challenge?
• The food this season looks so good. 
• That lamb!
• Logan helping AJ with his dropped block
• Kaelen bulked up
• Kristen’s Chuck Norris berry joke
• “Let kids loose on the playground” fun
• Who has a chance at winning?
• Post-Graduates
• Rocks next week?!
• Production likes Kaelen. Jonathan likes AJ. Everyone but the people at camp likes Myles. 
• Izuzu D-Max. 

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We’re getting to the pointy end of the game and I can’t wait to see who wins. 

Here’s what we talked about:

• Topless Comedy Show: Tits & Giggles on Sunday, April 13 at La BurlaBee, Colorado Springs: https://www.laburlabee.com/event-details/tits-giggles-6
• Logan will be selling his body for ad space a la Bikini Katie: https://www.facebook.com/BikiniAdvertisingSpace/
• Oh! Sweets Lollipops at The Streatery Spring Fling, April 12: https://allevents.in/allen%20park/spring-social-at-the-streatery/200027865027949
• Going to NYC for the very first time
• Oh, Mary!
• Hadestown
• Sunset Boulevard
• Peter Parker’s House location
• Jacki name drops Kendall Roy
• Merge reward challenge
• “purple edit”
• “What’s a canapé?”
• Survivor Smoking Hut
• Ally Beardsley’s Paranoia on Dropout
• PD is happy to be there. 
• Kate is a smart player
• Why is everybody mean to Paulie?
• AJ’s questions WERE FINE.
• Why was Jesse an obvious vote out?
• Kate has Paulie’s integrity
• Kate is playing a smart game
• Is Melosi a forgettable tribe name?
• Did Logan like the Immunity necklace?
• Episode 13: Very cool immunity challenge
• Kaelen has solid confidence
• Logan wins first immunity
• They are all just a bunch of Goofs!
• Paulie got bonked in the head!
• Jacki kinds of feels bad for Paulie
• “See us live! Listen to us later!”
• Kaelen wins immunity!
• But only so he can go fish. 
• Australian Survivor has enough energy to have fun. 
• The play Myles should have made. 
• Zara: “who did these idiots vote for?”
• Bye, PD  =( Please come back. 
• Did AJ know about this? Maybe!
• Why are they making a big deal about Paulie being the one to mark the tree?!
• Kristen is a good under the radar player. 
• The Graduates are back! https://thejunglerat.com/
• Karin’s reaction seems extreme for Survivor
• An American Feast!
• Fries vs. Chips!
• Jacki is terrible at describing challenges
• What is more American: Coca Cola or Milkshakes?
• Beef burgers!
• Kate has been to every reward?!
• The food looks so good in episode 15
• The meatball curse
• AJ is Myles’ janitor
• Last Gasp Challenge
• Kaelen as a target is boring
• Not a lot of notes at tribal, because it was so good (and lots of side chat)
• Horror movie music at Tribal
• First Jury Member!
• Different spellings of Logan
• Auction with a twist next week?!

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Sunday can never come fast enough for us. 

Here’s what we talked about:

• Watching two seasons simultaneously 
• Logan’s Joke Transplant show went great!
• Comedy is community, not a competition
• 20 days in there would be 5 days left in US Survivor
• Rainbow = food challenges?
• Ring around the rosie
• AJ? Calm down, please.
• Why didn’t anyone else try Kristen’s Reward challenge style?
• Survivor pub
• Is Chicken Parm a pub food?
• Chicken Parm, fries and a beer sounds great, tho
• Is there a dance every episode?
• Zara lecturing Myles
• Both tribes trying to throw challenges
• Logan is controversial
• Kristen is the one starting fires
• AJ is helping with fire too
• Rather AJ here than Max
• What is Paulie’s right ear earring? SOLVED!
• Morgan + Kate + Crabs? 
• Who gives a fuck about the final 8?
• Myles naming an alliance after one of Jesse’s tattoos
• Bad immunity challenge
• No hashtags on Aussie Survivor
• Sam Pang has a new show!
• The obvious clue at the water well
• Laura’s advantage
• Day 24: Myles has had 16 votes cast for him
• Myles: “It’s comfy at the bottom” - finds idol
• we love a complex fella
• Jacki does  a terrible job describing challenges
• No blowouts since the tribe switchup
• PD’s injury
• Survivor Spaghetti Shack
• Kate bringing pasta back for PD
• Myles Kuah clothing line: https://thejunglerat.com/
• PD can still play!!!
• PD has grillmaster vibes
• Graham Kerr’s Galloping Gourmet
• Challenges are more balanced on Aussie Survivor
• Ben’s exit - why wasn’t there more info on him earlier in the story
• Australian survivor loves naming things
• Aj will make an incredible juror

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Hello and we’re back with more about this week’s episodes, including:

• Jeff Probst behavior.
• The way the Brawns talked about Rich.
• The Coven is dead but Laura might be smart.
• Paulie and Aj look very similar.
• Ursula at the bottom of the top.
• Could the merge beach be the bad beach?
• Ben is fuzzy because of 19 days in the wilderness.
• Myles was unable to stop himself.
• Bisexual. Biracial and Bi-tribal. 
• Noonan’s clean leg dance.
• Episode 8 Immunity Challenge was a banger
• Is that an abstract pole dancer on Karin’s shirt?
• Episode 8 tribal council was chaotic
• Voting for the wrong person at tribal council.
• Max is always doing some weird lil wiggle. 
• There was a dance each episode this week!
• If Kristen wins, Logan will drink an entire bottle of Texas Pete. 
• PD is always the first to note who goes home on the opposite tribe. 
• Love heart. 
• Gerry!
• AJ’s hostage plan started working immediately. 
• Episode 9 immunity challenge was sick as hell. (this is a good thing)
• Who is Sam Pang? 
• Who has the best story for the win?
• And as always Jonathan LaPaglia remains the VIP
• Logan’s show: Joke Transplant
• Topless Comedy show April 13 at the Burlabee
• Flow

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Hello, I am Jacki and with me is my stepson Logan. I have watched and studied Australian Survivor a lot and this is his very first time. 

Here is a little bit of what we talked about:

• Groundhogs (pawtucket pete)
• Groundhog babies in the basement
• Aussie Survivor First Time
• Differences between US and Aussie Survivor
• Reading musical cues
• Jonathan
• Pole Dancing Muscles
• Logan’s Kent Theory
• Australian Target
• Girls vs. Boys
• Who is Noonan’s family? Plz tell us 
• Nash’s dumb idol
• Kaelen’s Coconut Bar
• Max’s Special Storytime Hat
• SLIIIIIIIDE
• The Coven
• Floating puzzle!!!!
• Punk starring Machine Gun Kelly - Richard Hughes Director
  • Could be a Mike White situation
• We both love Myles
• Brains and Brawn - 1hr11:44
• Picky fry eaters
• High standards for fried foods: 1hr 13:52
• MAPKIN!
• Jean Ralphio or Jimmy Fowlie
• Noonan is Shonee-esque
• Is Jesse the skateboarder related to Noonan?
• Dropout rewards creativity
• Dimension 20: Fantasy High

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Hello and welcome to the hottest 8 weeks of your 2024 summer. EngErotics and Valley of Oh have partnered up to present an 8-week series where they go deep, down, and dirty about season 1 of the Starz show 'P-Valley'.

Listen to the podcast every Wednesday, or join us in The EngErotics Community on Facebook every Sunday at 8 pm EST to join in the conversation.

This week, we're watching Episode 8: Murda Night with guest JT from @PynkPosseHub

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