The Macron Show

Ronny Cochran

There was a lot of debate about what to call this show. Many thought it should be called ‘I Dropped My Monitor’ however I felt this name was much more fitting. This week Ron gets called out by a complainer who creepily Googled his name during a call, we handle a man who looked exactly like Rasputin, we meet a lady who gets very annoyed about her overweight baggage and begins calling us horrible names, we meet a lady who is raging about her pack, Scoby gets sexually harassed when attempting to make a delivery, Scoby also gets in another terrible accident whilst innocently trying to maker his deliveries, we meet a very angry lady who went to the Masters, Ron gets in trouble for flirting with the customers and one guy definitely dropped his monitor. We also caused some more meeting related confusion and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

You’ll Have To Speak Up I’m Wearing A Towel

Here we go again you know the drill. This week don’t miss a very important announcement about The Macronathon 2 (Friday April 28th 2023) and also get ready to listen to sweet gentle Ron deal with a man who got locked out of his Zoom account and then had problems with some imposters on his call, a lady who’s fridge was too dirty for poor Scoby to handle, a big shot sports writer who demanded VIP service from his economy ticket, a Comcast customer who couldn’t watch his sports ball team, a man who only wanted his grill, Ron talks to an actual naked lady, we make another customer hang up on their real call, we use one lady to make a hold music song with and we handle a couple who were too fat for their exercise bike, and lots more too. Oh and we also dropped into a few very important meetings… Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

The Codeine Dojo

Welcome to the Codeine Dojo! Where you get to fight people without feeling any pain. This week in the dojo sweet innocent Ron is forced to come face to face with a very angry airline passenger who couldn’t make up his mind which race he was angry at, a man who tried to scam a luxury 3 star hotel stay from an innocent airline, a heavily pregnant and very angry lady who managed to break her kid’s crib, a very very confused Ebay seller, a lady who finally perfected perpetual motion all thanks to Fedex, a man who’s parents went and messed up his electrics and Trainwreck helps us to translate a very angry French man. We also continued our top secret Zoom cloning experiments and took over some more large people meetings. There may also have been an honest to goodness celebrity on this show, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Short Story Long International

Welcome to another weird, wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. This show is now presented in English, French and Russian with a little Norwegian too, but we’re not sure which one. This time around get ready to meet a man bitching about his lousy credit rating, a very angry lady who’s husband could not assemble furniture, a lady who’s long lost son was using her credit card at Walmart, a doctor who’s wife sent his luggage to 4 different cities, a Frenchman who did not want to travel via Paris and Ron requests a pacifier for a man whilst he’s sitting on a plane. We also got some special incoming calls from men wanting an erotic massage, we cloned some more Zoom participants, got yelled at by Jeff and met an actual compulsive liar selling Paparazzi. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Corporate Liaison Information Team

I hope you like the new official name for all of my corporate office affairs, I feel it’s very fitting. This week it’s all about the Karens as sweet gentle Ron comes up against a lady who does not want to pay for her suitcase to stay in the fancy downtown London Windsor Castle Hotel, an Amazon customer who totally does want to send her used shoes in for foot fetishists to purchase, a lady who can’t be bothered to be home when she’s expecting a package and that’s everyone’s problem, a lady who badly needs two refrigerators to hold the massive amount of food that she requires, a man who is whining about his lack of wine deliveries and a lady who we swear has a broken fridge and not a broken oven. And a whole lot more too. We also played a few tricks on our favourite Zoom meetings too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Ron Nerdbanger

Well here we go again. This week we made it all about the complainers because we know that’s what you people really like. Get ready to dive in as Mr. Penise is forced to reckon with a man still claiming to have Covid all these years later, a lady who did not want to be charged triple for rescheduling her flight, a lady who could not be trusted to look after her own carry on bag, Ron says a genuine prayer for a man with leaky pipes, we meet a credit card customer who can not and will not follow any basic instructions, we meet a lady who faked her weight loss pictures with some very bad Photoshop skills and Scoby manages to get another free phone because one lady did not like to do paperwork. And so much more too. We also dropped by all of our favourite meetings and we found a way to cause even more confusion in Zoom meetings. Oh and the sickos in our live chat made Ron eat more hot chillies too. What a night! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Professor Cosmonaut

Welcome to yet another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron everyone. This week it’s all about the Karens! Sweet gentle Ron is doing is best but this week he is forced to have to deal with a lady who couldn’t work out how to Google the number for Comcast, a man who’s car was falling to bits after getting an oil change, a man who writes real computer books but has no idea how to get his docking station working, one lady suddenly doesn’t want her dishwasher repaired after hearing Scoby mouth off, another lady shouldn’t let her stupid daughter answer the phone, Ron tries to help a lady get her new TV including special delivery with a bottle of wine, we talk to an old couple who were too heavy for their new exercise bike, one man gets sweat all over his rental car, we meet an actual phone company evangelist and one actual Karen is furious about her dropped package, and lots more too. And we also made ourselves welcome in a few more Zoom meetings which for some reason they still do not appreciate. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Presidents Family Day

Happy Presidents Day and Family day for you Canadians. This week we are debuting our brand new look studio! Big thank you to Ragman for hooking us up with all of this. If anyone reading this needs any graphic design work done then hit up Ragman in our Discord, he’s the man! This week as well as showing off our fancy new technology sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a couple who complained about their uncleaned hotel room, despite demanding a serious discount, an overbearing mother who just wanted to complain about other people’s problems, a man who was simply too large to qualify for our burger BOGO offer, a man who had real trouble using our AI verification system to get his Internet back and a poor old lady who was being scammed by her family into paying their phone bills, and more whiny complainers too! We also dropped into a few meetings that for some reason we were not welcome in and we tried to educate more MLM scammers about the importance of their toilet warranties. This episode is probably best viewed on YouTube to get the most from our brand new state of the art studio machine! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Taco Monday The 13th

Welcome to a special show where we are of course celebrating Taco Monday The 13th, or if you’re on the Metric Calendar then it’s the 52nd of Smarch! Happy happy joy joy! Despite being such a special holiday sweet gentle Ron is hard at work serving complainers. This week we are forced to reckon with a lady with 2 broken treadmills, a Rabbi who has strong words for Elon Musk, a man with a dented fridge who does not care one bit about his carbon footprint, a lady who for some reason does not want Ronny to deliver her new appliances and a lady who makes a big fuss about her broken suitcase wheel. We also invited ourselves into some meetings to talk about all the excess gas we have thanks to Taco Monday, and Ron tries to sell an extended toilet warranty to an MLM scammer, and much much more! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Save Wally

Please thank Trainwreck for this awesome show name, as always you’ll just have to listen to the whole thing to figure out what the it’s all about. This week we focused a lot on the conference meetings as we, allegedly, received some information about them that turned out to be very useful. Don’t worry though there were still lots of angry complainers, I know you people like those. This week one man got very upset about being forced to pay for a stolen car, one man did not like his airline refund being donated to Donald Trump, one man had his connecting flight cancelled in mid-air, one lady gets a dressing down for yelling at sweet gentle Ron over her pineapple pizza and we deal with an angry trucker who wasn’t allowed to park at his favourite truck stop, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!