The Macron Show

Stormy Twinkle

These show names are making less and less sense, unless you watch the whole show of course. So this time around we’re forced into a disagreement with a man who broke his exercise bike, we have to explain to one lady that her extremely large family broke her thermostat, we set up a potentially amazing call for later this week for one man and his emotional support shower door, one lady gets her KFC order all mixed up, Scoby gets a date with a hot lady, one man actually prays with us for the safe delivery of his Lenovo laptop, one man is completely refused service for hanging up on us and we invite ourselves into some more online video meetings with some hilarious results. We also go to see Ray and his other woman singing a song for us and we found some old soundboard clips for anyone wanting that nostalgia hit! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

It’s Literally Better Business Communication Day

So today we’re celebrating Better Business Communication day, literally, and it’s a real thing too go and look it up. The main thing is we discussed the merits, or lack thereof, of saying the word literally, literally in every sentence. As well as trying to school people on how to talk this week sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent lady out of Walmart and ends up getting the local news station called on him, one man is very unhappy that his solar panels don’t work, we get in an argument with Fonzie’s personal assistant (yes really!) one guy does is not at all happy with his dented fridge, one man complains because his wife requested to sit in a different place to him on their flight, one very boring man accusing an African airline of targeting his whole family, Trainwreck steps in to play a Swiss AirBNB owner and one man is very unhappy about paying $2600 for a second hand TV. We also got in a fight with a doctor in the Manhole, interrupted some conferences and had some great discussions about Ron’s accent and how to talk properly, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Smoking Joe’s Corporate Office

Well here we go again, here’s another show that just had to get way out of hand. This week sweet gentle Ron is subjected to abuse from airlines customers who for some reason wanted to get where they were going, we meet a couple who simply refuse to purchase new shoes, Thank you as always to our kind supporters, Ron tries to save a lady who just accidentally married a deadbeat, we get subjected to some racial profiling by a very angry phone customer, one lady gets banned from talking to her phone company for being too annoying and Ron and Scoby finally score with a Tinder complainer. We also set up a special meeting with an MLM scammer who REALLY wants Kathy’s money and for some reason we’re still in charge of the fat people’s meeting. And so much more too, this one really was disorganised and fun but we’ll try to get ourtogether for next time okay? Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

This Is Not Normal

Something a little different this week, something a little more spicy, something a little more weird. First of all the over-eaters kindly gave me their moderator code again so we spent the first part of the show just having fun with that. We also dealt with a few complainers too including a man who did not understand how expiry dates work, an Amazon customer who does not like video games, a very angry man who had to wait 20 whole minutes to get his food served to him and we dealt with a very special guy who was not at all happy with the service from his delivery company, and also just happens to like live streaming on Twitch dressed up as a giant furry bat. You think we’re kidding too. This show was filled with laughs and great banter so thank you to everyone that took part, helped with numbers, found us weird people to call or did some on-the-fly sound editing for me. You guys all rock. Join us next time for more mayhem folks! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Blackman Monday

It’s the first Mondays With Macron of 2023! Holy Christmas how did we all get here? I just want to take a moment to thank EVERYONE that has been a part of this show or even just caught one episode over the past year, we couldn’t have done it without you. This week Ron gets yelled at by a fancy pants Saks customer, one man calls the cops because he didn’t get his fridge, one man gets left at the airport because his kids are too annoying, we uncover a conspiracy to steal women’s underwear from the airport, one lady really wants to accept our offer of a garbage bag full of waffle fries as compensation and for some reason we keep getting kicked out of every telephone conference we try to talk to. Oh also this show now features Jimmy Goofster so you’re all just going to have to deal with that this year. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Sir Whines A Lot Gets Boinked

Well we’re back on the YouTube machines and crazier than ever. I did promise this would be a good show because Boxing Day is by far the biggest day for people complaining about stuff hands down. It just so happened that a certain airline also had to suddenly cancel 60% of it’s flights, which was a big help. Enjoy as Ron gets yelled at an abused to missed flights, Tyrone stealing someone’s guitar, one couple who really want to party it up in Mexico, a man who decided to order his Christmas gifts on December 23rd, we have to break the bad news to one lady that there will be no internet for the next months because gophers chewed through her cables and one man thinks I’m a scammer because I told him his girlfriend had to stand on her flight. And lots more mayhem too. Thank you for bearing with us during the brief YouTube hiatus, from all of us here at The Macron Show we hope you ad an awesome Christmas and please stick around for lots more laughs to come! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sh*tmas

Yes once again this show isn’t available on YouTube. This time it’s not technical problems, just that Ron needed a well earned rest and time to take care of his family and stuff. We are really grateful for all the messages of love and concern from you guys but please do not worry as normal service is resuming and Ron will be back better than ever. This show was kindly hosted by Ronny live in our Discord server. Very special thanks to Ronny who has gone above and beyond to help keep things running on schedule for you guys, despite having a business to run and a family to look after. Ronny we can’t thank you enough you are a true legend. Also Mr. Blackman is still featured on this show on a couple of calls and I think you’ll agree that a good time was had by all. You’re just going to have to listen to the whole thing to see. Oh and supporter’s shows are running as normal and we’re doing some crazy stuff for Christmas, so there’s never been a better time to sign up. And remember we guarantee laughs or your money back! Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Karen Bitchman

You guys may be wondering what the happun to this show. Well let me explain. After starting things out as usual one of the routers in my setup decided it was no longer to let QOS packet scheduling work (in none nerd speak this means the dialler was buggered) so we tried to take a break to replace it with a backup router, which had decided to wipe out all of its own settings since it was last used and revert to an unknown IP address, meaning it took Ron about 2 hours total to restore things. By which time we’d given up trying to live stream smoothly on YouTube and everyone moved into the Discord for calls. That’s why this show is not on YouTube, and is nearly 6 hours long, and the audio is a complete mess as it is a mixture of Ron’s and Ronny’s salvaged audio from the night. Basically it’s just like the old days of The Macron Show. Stupidly long show with lots of technical problems but also lots of crazy prank calls anyway. Enjoy it because we’ve already fixed everything and normal service will be resumed going forwards. Oh and also everything was Ray’s fault. Now please enjoy thisshow and don’t go anywhere! Oh also if the audio editing is messed up please let me know so I can fix it. Cheers… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

I Like Peacocks

These people made it super hard work this week, between all the wrong numbers and the people who just weren’t in the mood to argue sweet gentle Ron had to resort to singing just to keep everyone entertained. we did however manage to supply one man with a $10 Olive Garden gift certificate in return for just $24.99 in shipping, one man got mad that we wouldn’t pay for his hotel, one lady was extremely angry that Ronny drove his delivery truck on her garden, Ron spoke to a real life big celebrity, one man REALLY likes the service from Peacock, an Indian family manage to get free security services for 18 months thanks to the previous home owners and yet another couple doesn’t want us showing up at their house late at night with their missing delivery. We also showed up in some more Zoom meetings and female Ron was even allowed to read. Also apparently Jeff has a new boyfriend… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!

Lowe Down And Dirty

Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. This time around bear witness as sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who could not follow simple instructions to get her delivery, one guy simply doesn’t agree that he should have to wait 18 months to get his car fixed or ride a bicycle, Lowes get into a huge debacle after having a school bus towed, one man is very angry that his new mop head came packaged in an invisibility cloak, one couple get very angry just because we broke their baby’s stroller and one man doesn’t want our fake Chinese shoes. Plus we very briefly showed up in some more Zoom meetings without an invitation, and a bunch more crazy things too… Thank you as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter’s shows at BuyMeACoffee!