The Macron Show

Crazy Goose Farmer Gets ShoeDazzled – 12/08/18

On this show Macron and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of Internet complainers and freaks including a couple who REALLY did not like their account being closed without a good reason, some ugly potatoes, an It Works customer who did not like robots at all, another lady with a disappearing money problem, a lady who took forever to even remember that she ordered a Christmas T-Shirt that never arrived and a very special lady who wanted to tell me her entire life story including tales of crazy goose farmers. We also came up with an excellent new jingle for ShoeDazzle which frankly they should be paying us for! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls and strange tales of the mysterious and macabre.

Horse-Car Machine Gun Nuclear Helicopter Explosion on Halloween AND Christmas – 11/30/18

Sorry for the huge delay in uploading this podcast, I’ll try not let it happen again however it is totally Corporate’s fault anyway. This show name makes total sense too so don’t worry. On this show a drunken hooligan Macron upsets some poor people who for some reason don’t want to receive their Sunday paper every day, we cause chaos for a certain restaurant chain, we make a brand new friend who wants to do some calls with us, we sent a few people down the rabbit hole of our new number and a whole bunch of other stuff that I legitimately don’t remember now because it was a long time ago and liquors had drunkened me, I know it was a great deal of fun though and we’ll be back very soon with even more! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron calls that he will never even remember!

Your Weekly News But Daily – 11/26/18

This show features Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess, at least for the time that poor sweet Corporate could stay awake! This time we deal with over priced customer service charges for a tire customer, a lady who ordered too much soap, a man who for some reason did not want to sign up to a monthly subscription for waffles, a very angry man who could not get credit for his new car and a man who could just not decide what day he actually wanted his papers, despite all of us trying to get to the bottom of things and some long awkward silences from Corporate. We also had another incident with Ron shooting Gaspian (who to be fair was being a real jerk) and Deloris refuses to give the customers anything they want. Overall this show was a real blast. We had some very generous donations this week! Thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more Macron themed Mayhem!

The Interview – 11/17/18

This show features Macron, Corporate and InkedGoddess back once again with the best of the Internet’s complainers. This week we got a lengthy complaint about hair at Red Lobster, a crazy lady who just couldn’t order the right furniture, a man who accidentally cancelled all his papers forever when he went on vacation, and a very long call from a guy who really wanted to come work for us but struggled with our crazy interview questions. We also hung out with the fans and invaded some more conferences and generally had a lot of fun! As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast, and to IMC for sending me the kangaroo balls! I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great calls!

Spiderboob – 11/05/18

This show features Macron and poor sweet Corporate who was only trying to do his job and do the best that he could do to help. This show features spiders, escaped , hairy pizza, missing magazines and a man who couldn’t figure out where he wanted us to send his re-humidifier! Despite every effort being made to provide the world’s best customer service a lot of people rudely hung up on us and were downright abusive to poor Corporate, who had a really bad day at work. We still had a lot of fun though! As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast, and to IMC for sending me the kangaroo balls! I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great comedy!

The Great Catsby – 10/27/18

This show features Macron, InkedGoddess and for the first time officially Corporate! Once again we focused on tackling the world of annoying complainers with some hilarious results, we got a guy who had to enter a quiz show to earn his very own bank account, a TV that caught fire for no good reason at all, a 20 year old vacuum cleaner that for some reason wasn’t working perfectly, a crazy man who took his own knife when he went out to eat and a very nice couple who Macron genuinely tried to help after they took in some stray kittens and had trouble keeping them warm (which is where the show name came from!). Apologies that my Internet went belly up at the end of the show and ruined the last call, but we’ll make up for it, hopefully, on the upcoming Halloween special show, don’t miss it! I want to thank everyone that has helped me get my Twitch channel made into an affiliate this week, please be sure to follow and subscribe at: http://twitch.tv/macronx to see me play the games, including lots of Red Dead Redemption 2 and as always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more great comedy!

Fraught With Unsatisfactory Burritos and Bloviating – 10/20/18

Hard to know what to say about this show. Macron, Dr Charles and InkedGoddess deal with some real lunatics this time. We got various fast food and pizza complainers, orders not arriving from North Korea on time, a kid who was too fat to ride the rollercoaster, a man we tried to help with his faulty fuel pump (boing!) a guy who left his car locked in a store all weekend and needed it back, a woman buying Chedder’s gift cards for Gaspian and for the grand finale possibly the biggest maniac that has ever been on this show. Macron epicly triggers a Trump supporting restaurant owner who blows up big time to say the least, don’t miss this one. As always a big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy maniacs yelling at Macron!

Macron Vs Officer Innocence – 10/14/18

Justin Roiland I apologise again!! Hi everyone welcome to another crazy episode of the Macron show. This week Macron handles the business of all the world’s complainers including more fast food problems, a lady cashing bad checks, another prison phone customer, an attempted firing at Chilli’s (and an encounter with fake Officer Innocence!) and a family taking inappropriate photos on their cruise, plus a whole bunch more. Then Macron and the gang proceed to hijack a bunch more conferences and read them the 12 steps of Ron before proceeding with some celebrity calls. This time we manage to get Joss Whedon on the phone, we tell JonTron his YouTube is being shut down, we call 100% real Jim Carrey and try our best to get Justin Roiland on the phone (his mom is so sweet, call me Justin!) and then after all this things descent into a drunken shambles of hiccups and legal threats. Big thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy mayhem machines!

Sweet Ling Music – 10/11/18

In this episode Macron and Dani handle a whole bunch of the Internet’s finest complaining people, this time we got music, shouting and threats of some very important people coming to get us! We had Wish customers not getting their orders, a very unique couple who were not at all happy with the service at a fried chicken restaurant, an exploding vape and a strange old lady who stopped getting her checks from McDonalds, and loads more! This was another crazy show that was super fun to make and all thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy calls!

It’s Like 10000 Spoons And The Maid Has A Knife – 10/07/18

Isn’t it ironic? Doncha think? Yes folks I am sorry for the ruse but Macron is NOT quitting, ever. Sorry haters, take your L. This extra awesome show was super long because frankly we had way too much fun this time. Macron and InkedGoddess call up yet another huge batch of complainers courtesy of some of our awesome listeners. This week as per the show title we got a hotel maid wielding a knife, lots of unhappy fast food customers, an old man who wouldn’t buy our giant pimped out wheels for his 60 year old lawnmower, a lady who had names written on her custom suitcases and a tragic incident involving Ron shooting Gaspian and then jumping out of a window, and a of a lot more too. We also had a bunch of listeners on to lend their support, yell at Macron for pretending to retire and generally laugh at the Losers who cannot stand to see a better show become more successful than them. Life’s hard for some people I guess. Rest assured there will be even more Macron content to come than ever before, we’re just getting started here! Very special thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more crazy calls and less retirement threats!