The Macron Show

Vodka, Tacos And Golf Day – 10/04/18

I’m not making up these official days! Come celebrate national golf, vodka and tacos day with Macron and InkedGoddess as we call a bunch of the Internet’s best complainers! This time we had a lady who did not appreciate her Diet Bigmac at all for some reason, a guy who kept calling in about his bent steelbook movies, a very very boring man who did not like money being taken from his bank account for planned parenthood and so much more! We also had fun with some conferences and generally had a great time! Special thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more silliness!

Jack In The Crotch – 09/29/18

See what happens when we let the listeners choose a show name? lol. This show features Macron and InkedGoddess just tackling a few good old Internet complainers. This week a lot of people are really mad at fast food restaurants, including Jack In The Box (see) McDonalds, Burger King and loads more. We also had a crazy couple who’s Honeywell WIFI machine didn’t work, a guy who couldn’t decide if he was a former marine or a firefighter who did not like his leaky RV one little bit and a family of drunks that Macron had to ban from Universal Studios, plus much much more. Good times were had by all, except the people we called for some reason. Special thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more mayhem!

What’s Up Me – 09/22/18

Hi everyone Macron and InkedGoddess are back once again with a whole fresh batch of nutty complainers! This week we got a fat couple who were very unhappy about their order getting messed up at the McDonalds, a male prostitute who was blacklisted from buying more guns, a lady trying to fix her antenna by putting it on her head and a lady who tried to fix her phone by following Macron’s recipe for rice pizza, and many many more awesome complaints. We then wrapped things up by teaming up with our Discord mob to invade some conferences, bother some stores and then cause trouble at a certain hotel chain. Great fun was had by all once again. Macron REALLY appreciates the outpouring of support that came in this week, rest assured there is a LOT more to look forward to from this show as we have some big plans to reveal soon, as always thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com for more chaos!

Taco Bell Taste Lab Presents: The Word Of Ron – 09/15/18

Macron and co are back in action again with Macron, Dr Charles and a whole bunch of brand new hosts as we lay waste to the latest batch of insane internet complainers and manage to completely derail loads of silly conferences, and educate the none believes in the ways of Ron. This week we had a lot of people who were not at all happy with the service at Taco Bell and we tried our hardest to resolve things for them, we had more people demanding refunds again, a lady who did not want to wait until Octember for her replacement washing machine and another lady who did not like the complimentary pre-chewed after dinner gum that came with her Mexican pizza, and much much more. I am very grateful for the outpouring of support recently and rest assured the show will keep getting bigger and better, especially as always thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you all very much and keep it locked here on macronshow.com because there is so much more to come!

Chivs Sleeps Through Her 100th Birthday – 09/08/18

Happy 100th birthday old lady Chivs! Thought we’d name this extended show after you since you fell asleep again while it was live but this is to celebrate your 100th big day! This show features Macron, Chumley, InkedGoddess and the return of Dr. Charles! Big day for everyone! This time we had a whole fresh batch of complainers, some more people with silly names as promised last time and of course we managed to totally disrupt a couple of conferences as well. This was a mixed bag including a woman who’s kid had a severe allergy and did not get the special treatment he deserved at Burger King, a guy who wanted to dictate his own phone bill and a crazy lady who did not receive her online order because she didn’t want to pay for it, or something like that, and many more great calls. A lot of fun was had by all and we may still have more to come in the very near future so just keep it locked to macronshow.com and look out for the alerts and as always thanks to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast.

Don’t Sneeze On My Taters And Tell Me It’s Raining – 09/07/18

Hi everyone! Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess are back in action once again with a whole fresh batch of crazy complainers, Internet idiots and this time people with silly names! We had a devout Christian who was very unhappy at the terrible events at an all you can eat buffet, a Jewish man who yelled at us about his banking woes (for some reason), a very angry redneck who did not have time to discuss his problems with us and an Indian lady who didn’t want to change her name in order to keep her Comcast, and that’s just scratching the surface. This show was hilarious to make with lots of crazy calls and yelling so we hope you enjoying listening as much as we enjoyed making it. Stay tuned to macronshow.com as we have a lot more to come this weekend, including a silly name spectacular episode that will be fun to make even if nobody picks up! Also RIP to Mac Miller, the news of his death came through during this show so the ending is dedicated to him, a sad loss. Thanks as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast.

Lenny’s Double Duck Labia Weekend Extravaganza – 09/03/18

Happy Labia Day 2018 people! Thank you to everyone that spent it with Macron and Chumley, we had a blast! We also broke a new record today by getting quadruple ducks on Lenny! If you don’t know what this means then it sucks for you, get listening! We also shut down 3 different conferences with our nonsense this time including fat people, smokers and skin pickers (eew). We also dealt with our usual crowd of crazy complainers and whiners, lots of people wanting their money back for some reason, none of them could understand that we wanted to keep the money, which is really weird. Macron also got yelled at by a real army colonel on Labor day! Because Chumley got called away to work Macron even ended up doing a bunch of solo calls, which hasn’t happened for a while, apparently it went well. There was also a bunch of other stuff but I don’t remember so just listen to the whole thing okay?  Thanks as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast.

Strawberry Graham Crackers And Guns – 09/02/18

To kick off a fun packed September of awesome shows Macron and Chumley learn a VERY important life lesson: do not try to add strawberries to Graham Crackers, the results could be disastrous! On this show we had the listeners put out ads for some free hot dogs and had people call in about that, we handle a whole fresh batch of the world’s craziest complainers and we hijack a conference or two with some great results. This time we had a crazy alcoholic shooting off guns and raging, an old lady who caused a serious disaster with her insane Graham Cracker recipes, a guy who lost the chance to activate his new tablet because he returned the old one and multiple people who lost their online game accounts due to their perverted and racist behaviour. A lot of fun was had with this one. Thanks as always to our kind supporters, all the people that listened live on Mixlr and YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. We have a whole lot more in store for you this month so as always: stay tuned!

The Freak Show – 08/31/18

A show featuring nothing but a bunch of freaks! And Macron and Chumley and InkedGoddess of course. This time most of the people we called seemed incredibly angry and confused and aggressive that somebody had dared to call their phone, never mind that they all made complaints to various corporate offices demanding a call back, oh no, these people grunted, shrieked, yelled and generally went off just because they received a phone call. We also had a woman who called repeatedly about getting her money back from Wish, and managed to get a “double ducks” call to Lenny! We also had a guy who didn’t like the service at Ruby Tuesday and is on his way down there to give Hot Dog Mike a good slapping, and lots and lots of other crazy freaks and mutants. Thank you as always to our kind supporters, we couldn’t do it without you guys! Also shoutout to everyone that caught the show live both on Mixlr and Youtube and everyone listening to the podcast. We just broke our own record for the number of shows in one month for August! On top of that we’ve been live streaming our old shows and playing some best of clip shows too and we aim to keep it all going right through September too so stay tuned for lots more from us!

Elderbang – 08/28/18

Macron and Chumley are back in action again with a fresh list of crazy complainers, some even crazier stuff for sale / barter on Craigslist and couple of conferences just for good measure. This time a woman keeps calling us about her unauthorised charges for her elder dating website, several people don’t like the bedbugs and mould at their cheap hotels, one lady claims that she used to run Verizon and does not like our attitude one bit and we also shut down several conferences including addicts and 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Thank you so much to all our kind supporters once again you guys are amazing! We also broadcast live on Youtube for the first time tonight as well as Mixlr which was a huge success so we will keep doing this. Thank you to everyone that caught this show live and all of you hobos listening back on the podcast, we love you anyway! Stay safe out there and be ready for even more very soon!