The Macron Show

Blow On My Whistle – 07/30/18

We’re back once again with Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess to celebrate national cheesecake day and national whistleblowers day! Actually no this show is just to make up for the missed show we promised yesterday, but those days are real you can look it up. On this show we dealt with a brand new batch of complainers, from broken fridges, dangerous phone cables, wet floors, overpriced car rentals and fights at fast food joints this show has it all! As usual a lot of people just don’t want to help themselves which forces us to have to hang up on them. At least one silly person even went and called the cops for some reason. Still we try our best. Thank you to everyone that caught the show live, especially those kind folks who donated to our cause, we love and appreciate you all and we will be back with even more later this week!

The Macron Files Episode 3 – Multi Level Marketing – 07/28/18

In this all new episode of The Macron Files Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle the subject of multi level marketing, including what it is, who does it and what we all think of it. The pitfalls and the perils, the pros and the cons (mostly cons) and share our own experiences and knowledge of the subject. Chumley learns that his favourite nutritional drink is part of a MLM scheme, Macron learns the true depths these companies will go to and Inked learns just how crazy her co-hosts are. We then go on to have some fun with a lady selling very overpriced clothes on Facebook live and we get an actual MLM lady to give us her full sales pitch in order to learn a lot more about how things work. We hope that as always The Macron Files was both entertaining and educational for everyone, we sure learned a lot and had lots of fun. Stay tuned as this weekend’s adventures are far from over!

Hot Dog Hands – 07/27/18

Well it happened again, another crazy show with an insane twist at the end. On this show Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackle a fresh batch of complainers before causing some good old fashioned bridge club mayhem. This time we had some annoyed dating site customers, a lady who failed to rent out some cardboard boxes to use as furniture, dealt with a bridge club member who was drunk and on molly climbing up on the roof naked and ended things with another prank call first whereby we changed the life of a hardcore drug user and casual racist. As always thank you to everyone who made the live show and especially the kind people who donated. We have a lot planned for this weekend so just stay tuned for more!

Day Of The Living – 07/21/18

Told you we’d be back soon! In a special sequel edition of last night’s show we get right back to business with a whole new phone number (which as it transpires belonged to a whorehouse!). This show features Macron, Chumley and InkedGoddess tackling a whole bunch of fresh new complaints, and a couple of old ones, as well as hijacking some conferences just for good measure. This show had woman who was way too fat to be able to get onto her hotel bed, another murder suicide at the corporate office, a man with a very dangerous obsession with , incest and drugs and more than a few classic hold tricks. This weekend has been a blast and as always we’re super grateful to everyone that shared it with us, especially our kind supporters. See you all again real soon!

Dia De Los Muertos – 07/20/18

This awesome show features Macron, Chumley and the triumphant return of the one and only InkedGoddess! On this show we called a poor guy whose Internet conduit was being blocked by the cursed sarcophagus of Imhotep forcing him to do battle with the dead in Egypt. We also had more fights at the dollar stores, a nasty altercation at the gas station, a fat couple who broke their mattress and an ATT customer of 50 years who finally got sick of their , to name but just a few amazing calls. The classic hold trick we invented was of course used in this show too! We want to say a huge thank you as always to our supporters and donators, everyone who listened live and everyone listening back to the podcast, we love you all so much. We will be back much sooner than you think!

Hot Dog Day – 07/16/18

Happy Hot Dog Day one and all! This show sure was a blast to do! Featuring Macron and Chumley and Chimbles and Hot Dog Mike and many many great complainers we had an amazing time celebrating our completely made up on the spot thing called Hot Dog Day! Calls included a guy who fraudulently ordered 3 fax machines from Epson, in 2018! A lady who ordered many many subscriptions for a monthly delivery of leggings for some reason, some dude who tried to ship drugs and weapons to himself, some very angry food patrons and so much more. An incredible time was had by all on this most glorious of days! As always a huge thanks to our supporters and donators, everyone that listened live and everyone listening back on the podcast, we do it all for you guys! Macron and Chumley will be back with more mayhem by the end of the week! Love, peace and hot dog grease!

Sweet Capuchin Monkey – 07/15/18

Sweet Capuchin Monkeys we’re back again! After a short break to move house Macron and Chumley return again with more crazy nonsense. In this show we tried to call a scammer selling sweet capuchin monkeys, made a preacher cook and taste his own urine, made the whole Build A Bear pay your age debacle even worse and generally had a good time hanging out with our awesome listeners. Thank you for all the amazing support recently during our little absence and especially everyone that donated so I could do shows via 4G until I get actual Internet here, we have loads of cool stuff coming up this week including more shows and the launch of Chimble’s Cage, the super secret section of the website for all our supporters! Stay tuned for that and much much more!

Independence Day Dumbness – 07/04/18

Today we celebrate our independence! By calling up a bunch of complainers and random stuff for sale on Craigslist of course. This special show features Macron and Chumley and real bunch of very special people, and by very special I mean REALLY stupid people this time. This show is a little shorter than usual as Macron is in the middle of moving to a brand new super secret base of operations in which to conduct the business and so has to get up real early tomorrow to move his high tech studio and pranking machines! We promise that the next shows will be longer to make up for this outrageous insult and the measly 3 hours of prank callings that we managed. This show features a guy who doesn’t understand how buy one get 3 free works, a lady who’s kids were traumatised by an IHOP ad and so much more stupidity! Thank you so much for all of the very generous donations during this show, it really helps out with the preparations for the new base! Thank you to everyone that listened live and all of you checking out the podcast. We love you and we’ll see you again real soon!

Big Chimpin – 06/29/18

Oh man he finally went there. Advance warning tonight’s intro music was only about 10 minutes long instead of the usual 20 as I was super late getting started due to some obligations, nevertheless this show was still awesome. Macron and Chumley take on the world’s complainers once again with some amazing results, a very angry lady who didn’t like the staff at the Olive Garden, a Yankee who got told he wasn’t welcome at the waffle house and a very confused man who didn’t seem to understand why his fridge broke to name but a few. Thank you as always to our supporters and live listeners and to Dani for the awesome after show, it was a blast. Despite Macron being super busy we will continue to keep up the daily Youtube videos and hope to have even more mayhem this weekend, so stay tuned and remember that we love each and every one of you!

Revenge Of The Rednecks – 06/24/18

Back once again like the crazy maniacs we are Macron and Chumley do another epic long show to end a great weekend of pranks thanks to our awesome supporters. Named this show after a very special little guy with more than a few hangups on racial issues, listen to find out all about it. We also had some very angry complainers who for some strange reason seem to be able to hear us when we’re on hold including multiple fast food complaints as usual, problems at the dollar store, people getting fired, arguments about cable, water companies making a big mess (more of a YOU problem tbh) and much much more. As always thank you so much to our supporters, people who listened live and everyone listening to the podcast. We will be back again very soon. Love you all!