Picard and Wesley are shipwrecked! Can they stay alive on a desert planet with no water long enough for the Enterprise to find them?

Wesley is done! Can Dan contain his excitement at a Wesley free TNG with Cam teasing future episodes and cameos?

Riker wakes up in sickbay with no memory of the last 16 years! How did this happen? He’s the Captain now? Picard is an admiral? Is someone pulling a fast one on old Riker?

Dan wakes up to how hot LeVar Burton has always been! How did he miss this? How gross does Picard look in old-age makeup? Is Cameron ready to make trombone jokes?

Picard is forced to determine the next supreme leader of the Klingon Empire! Plus the return diplomatic envoy K'Ehleyr brings complicated feelings for Worf and a surprise son!

Dan is forced to admit a fondness for Klingon culture as he works on his Gowron impression. Plus the “fridge-ing” of a fan-favorite brings complicating head cannon from Cameron!

When the Enterprise finds itself on the homeworld on dearly departed crewman, Tasha Yar, the crew must befriend her sister, Ishara! But is a friend like her sister, or a betrayal laden tool?

When Cameron finds himself confronted with the proto-Karen hair cut, Dan must sing a Star Trek Bond Theme. But is there anything to love in this episode besides a blue leotard and Brent Spiner?

Shhhhhhhore leave!

People are disappearing from the Enterprise! But what’s worse is only Doctor Crusher remembers them having existed at all! Can Beverly save the forgotten crew before she is the only one left?

Next Generation is getting good! But what’s worse is Dan is running out of bad things to say about the show as the writing and acting get turned up to an 11! Can Cameron help us through this slash-tastic episode?

While rescuing a shipwrecked alien ship, the crew finds a human among their ranks! But this long lost human will have to decide which world he wants to live in before a full-blown war breaks out!

While discussing Klingon bulges, Cameron gets distracted by sports! But the real point of this episode is to talk about Picard’s awkward Dad energy before Dan gets himself a pair of boat shoes!

Data goes rogue! After his programing is overridden, Data hijacks the Enterprise and arrives at the secret base of his creator, Dr. Noonien Soong! How is he alive and what does he want?

Cameron goes camp! After talking about how goddamn brilliant Brent Spiner is, Dan lays into how terrible Lore is! And both hosts ask “how can the Enterprise ever work alongside Data again? “

Family Day! While the Enterprise is repaired at Earth, Worf’s parents visit, Wesley gets a message from dad, and Picard goes home to England…I mean France!

Season 4! While pronunciation is thrown to the wind, Cam talks about character, Dan gripes about bad science, and the boys talk about their respective families.

The Borg continue towards earth, and destroy federation ships with ease as they go! But can the crew save Picard and defeat the Borg before they all get assimilated?

Cameron and Dan continue on into season 4 of The Next Generation! But can the bad makeup and illogical tactical choices keep this from being a perfect episode?