The Meh Generation

When the Enterprise finds itself on the homeworld on dearly departed crewman, Tasha Yar, the crew must befriend her sister, Ishara! But is a friend like her sister, or a betrayal laden tool?

When Cameron finds himself confronted with the proto-Karen hair cut, Dan must sing a Star Trek Bond Theme. But is there anything to love in this episode besides a blue leotard and Brent Spiner?

Shhhhhhhore leave!

People are disappearing from the Enterprise! But what’s worse is only Doctor Crusher remembers them having existed at all! Can Beverly save the forgotten crew before she is the only one left?

Next Generation is getting good! But what’s worse is Dan is running out of bad things to say about the show as the writing and acting get turned up to an 11! Can Cameron help us through this slash-tastic episode?

While rescuing a shipwrecked alien ship, the crew finds a human among their ranks! But this long lost human will have to decide which world he wants to live in before a full-blown war breaks out!

While discussing Klingon bulges, Cameron gets distracted by sports! But the real point of this episode is to talk about Picard’s awkward Dad energy before Dan gets himself a pair of boat shoes!

Data goes rogue! After his programing is overridden, Data hijacks the Enterprise and arrives at the secret base of his creator, Dr. Noonien Soong! How is he alive and what does he want?

Cameron goes camp! After talking about how goddamn brilliant Brent Spiner is, Dan lays into how terrible Lore is! And both hosts ask “how can the Enterprise ever work alongside Data again? “

Family Day! While the Enterprise is repaired at Earth, Worf’s parents visit, Wesley gets a message from dad, and Picard goes home to England…I mean France!

Season 4! While pronunciation is thrown to the wind, Cam talks about character, Dan gripes about bad science, and the boys talk about their respective families.

The Borg continue towards earth, and destroy federation ships with ease as they go! But can the crew save Picard and defeat the Borg before they all get assimilated?

Cameron and Dan continue on into season 4 of The Next Generation! But can the bad makeup and illogical tactical choices keep this from being a perfect episode?

Borg! War! Good God Y’all! Preparing on the eve of conflict, the crew readies themselves for battle. But when the Borg assimilates our beloved Picard, will Riker be able to do the unthinkable?

Dan! Cam! Talkin’ Trek Y’all! Preparing for this episode took 72 episodes, but it’s finally here! But when the show Cam loves so much finally shows up, will it live up to the hype?

The crew discovers an unknown alien crashed landed and dying. Over the next month, this John Doe rapidly. heals himself and others. But what are the limits of his power and is he dangerous?

Cameron discovers a love of sweater jumpsuits! Over the end credits, Dan casts the Muppets on the Enterprise. But can they find a way to talk about Geordi being awkward AF?

Deanna, her mother Lwaxana, and Riker are kidnapped by a Ferengi who wants the elder Troi for business AND pleasure. Can the crew find them before Deanna gets a stepdad?

Cameron, Daniel, and a PBS quilting show make their way through the cringe AND gross racist undertones of this episode. Can they find anything worth liking in this smoldering trash heap?