I read race reports! Word for word.

The twelfth episode of The Mullet Chronicles is a reading of Adam Kolb's race report for the 2024 ES100 (the year Debbie Downer forced the race to cancel). Like the best mixtapes, this recording has its bops, its slow jams, and it's completely uncensored.

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