Remington doesn’t like used clothes, but he’s fine with dead people’s bric-a-brac.

Jeana and Remington open their personal numerology reports.

Remington is having a 3-year, and is ready to get to work. Jeana, on the other hand, is having a 2-year. Whatever shall she do?

Deeper and lesser-known lessons of the number 2.

Hey Billie Eilish, back up off my algorithm.

Evening stars and eclipses on the horizon.

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It's officially 2026. Remington is joined by friend and comedian, Stephanie Simbari, for their annual deep dive into the Numerology of the New Year -- The 10 Year of Greatness.

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Remington and Jeana divine the future by ripping a keynote speech. The fix is in, and we have it here. Will Japan make a comeback? Is your "story" even important? Upcoming fashion trends, country life or city life? The time Jeana slipped in her farmer's market shoes while working on a Beyoncé video. I can hear the jingling of coffin nails for you millennials—dead icons and so much.

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Remington and Jeana discuss quantum timelines, the art of hikers, the real price of overpriced coffee, Remington's frog venom algorithm, and "Becoming the Rose". Who is the Patron Saint of Influencers?

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Remington and Jeana are back after an almost year long hiatus. Together they discuss what they've been doing behind the scenes... the power of commitment, delivering and welcoming baby girl Donovan, the lessons of the 9 year, a glimpse into the 10 Year (2026) and so much more.

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Remington is joined by writer, comedian, podcaster, actor and friend, Stephanie Simbari, for their annual NUMEROLOGY OF THE YEAR episode.

2025 is the 9 year. What does this mean for the collective? What can you do to make the most of this energy field?

Other Topics include: Working at Earth Bar, living in Gilmore Girl Land, Stephanie's takeaways from living on the road, getting off the screen and into the multiple realms, a mother’s intuition, telepathy and MORE.

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Remington and Jeana breakdown their IN and OUT list for 2025.

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This is the Christmas episode even though Remington and Jeana are living in the "Happy Holidays" part of the country. Their review of the annual tractor parade and what's missing.

There's an "invisible" pattern in the 9 Year that can literally transform your challenges into mastery, if you don't get triggered by it first...

All the asylum inmates are free now, but what are we going to do with these LED lights?

More lessons in Pluto Aquarius revealed. Does humanity really want freedom?

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Remington is joined by Naturopathic Dr. Nicole Huffman. They discuss Pluto in Aquarius and how it may influence the industries of health and science, the problem with becoming your own doctor, muscle testing, fungus, “spiritual germaphobes” and more!

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Dr. Nicole Huffman is a naturopathic medical doctor. Her passion is finding the root cause of her patient’s imbalances and/or in a state of disease, not just solving the symptom picture. She believes the body has the ability to heal itself given the correct personalized treatment plan and after restoring the basic determinants of health. She loves working with hormones, autoimmune, thyroid, fertility, and up-leveling health. Nicole has a podcast called "Coffee with the Docs" and an online membership where she empowers her audience on how to thrive.

Remington and Jeana discuss the aftermath of the 2024 US elections through the lens of Capricorn vs. Aquarius: the Sheriff vs. the Outlaw archetypes. Which one is The American Hero? They also uncover a rabbit hole world of blueAnon-Astrologers. Hear what Remington’s trolls are saying...

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