The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

FROM THE SMALLEST ROOM IN NEW YORK CITY, HOST PAT DIXON AND SETH BARRON DISCUSS RECENT LOCAL CRIMES AND COURT ACTIVITY, (CURRENT EVENTS).

1. RAPPER KIDD CREOLE, ARRESTED FOR MURDERING HOMELESS JOHN JOLLY IN THE STREET.

2. A MANHATTAN HOTSHEETS HOTEL WHERE THE GUESTS ARE MAKING THEIR SEX ROMPS A SPECTACLE.

3. DES NUDAS - THE PAINTED NAKED LADIES OF TIMES SQUARE ARE ABOVE THE LAW, THANKS TO THEIR ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS.

LISTEN TO THIS IRREVERENT CONVERSATION ABOUT THESE TOPICS AND MUCH MORE.

HOST - PAT DIXON - CRIMEREPORT.NYC, @PATDIXON, @NYCCRIMEREPORT

GUEST - SETH BARRON (ASSOCIATE EDITOR, CITY JOURNAL, CITY-JOURNAL.ORG) @NYCCOUNCILWATCH

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. WHAT LEAD A CHIROPRACTOR AND HIS WIFE TO LEAP FROM THE 9TH FLOOR? (WE'LL TELL YOU)

2. WHAT SORT OF INTENSE, TERRIFYING HALLUCINATIONS DROVE "MURDER NANNY" YOSELYN ORTEGA TO SLAUGHTER HER EMPLOYERS' SMALL CHILDREN? (WE UPDATE YOU ON HER TRIAL)

3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN... A LUCKY GRANDMOTHER HAS HER $100,000 CASH FROM PLAYING SLOTS IN ATLANTIC CITY STOLEN DURING A PUSH-IN ROBBERY.

WE TALK PIZZA, SPORTS, JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, HANDKERCHIEFS AND ONLY A VERY SMALL AMOUNT ABOUT POLITICS.

with SETH BARRON (Associate Editor - City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch)

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. CRAZY PEOPLE IN THE STREETS.

2. A JUDGE WHO SHITS HERSELF IN COURT.

3. MORE WITH "STREET WARRIOR" RALPH FRIEDMAN, THE MOST DECORATED DETECTIVE IN NYPD HISTORY.

with Seth Barron (Associate Editor, City Journal) @NYCcouncilwatch

and Ralph Friedman (New book Street Warrior, available everywhere July 25, pick it up now at crimereport.nyc.)

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. GEEZER BANK ROBBERS, BUSTED AFTER A TWO-YEAR SPREE.

2. COBRAS!

3. EDITH BUNKER'S RAPE SCENE!

AND A MAN WAKES UP A WOMAN ON THE J-TRAIN...BY PISSING ON HER FACE!

PLUS - A STORY FROM RETIRED NYPD DETECTIVE STREET WARRIOR, RALPH FRIEDMAN.

with SETH BARRON (Associate Editor - City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch)

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. MURDER - SHOOTING SPREE - BLOODBATH

A BERZERK FORMER DOCTOR WHO RESIGNED FROM A BRONX HOSPITAL, RETURNS TO HIS OLD WORKPLACE WITH A SEMI-AUTOMATIC TACTICAL RIFLE.

2. WHEN A WOMAN IS OFFERED COCAINE LATE AT NIGHT OUTSIDE PENN STATION, SHE FOLLOWS HER RAPIST TO THE SCENE OF THE RAPE. YOU WON'T BE SURPRISED BY THE OUTCOME.

3. BLACK MAGIC JAKE - WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE - HAS COME ALL THE WAY FROM SWEDEN TO CREATE AND INK THE VERY FIRST NYC CRIME REPORT TATTOO. CHECK OUT HIS WORK ON IG @blackmagicJake

host PAT DIXON

guests "FAT BABY" JEFF KATSMAN

and JAKE WIMAN

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A GUY IS CHARGED WITH FELONY RAPE AFTER GETTING INTO THE WRONG ROOMMATE'S BED.

2. AFTER A THREESOME GONE BAD, A GUY IS KILLED IN AN ATTEMPTED MURDER GONE WRONG.

3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN, A DUMBO MAN IS FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT AFTER S&M SESSION WITH ONLINE HOOK-UP.

Seth Barron (Associate Editor City Journal, @NYCCouncilWatch)

next week... Meet the disgusting judge with "diarrhea running down her leg."

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A cut-and-paste kiddie porn collage perv is rearrested for violating his probation. One guess what for.

2. Sgt. Hugh Barry's indictment is bullshit.

3. A Long Island man sentenced to 60 years for receiving made-to-order child porn from a woman in Ukraine.

and much more.

with Seth Barron (Associate Editor of City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch)

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. FREE LAWYERS FOR CONVICTED FELONS, SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A CITIZEN AND FLAT BROKE.

2. A 27-YR-OLD MAN CLAIMED IN COURT THAT WHEN HE SNUCK INTO HIS ROOMMATE'S BED AND FINGER-BLASTED HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE WAS SLEEPWALKING. NOT GUILTY!

3. SLEEPWALKING NYPD COP, EUGENE DONNELLY, GETS NO JAIL TIME FOR BREAKING INTO A WOMAN'S HOME, DRINKING HER MILK AND PUNCHING HER 20 TIMES.

... and more crime stories from New York City

with Associate Editor of City Journal - Seth Barron

A subway sex offender, accused in 5 incidents, gets a light touch from a female judge.

The psycho former side-piece of the Yankee's general manager, detained by ICE.

A repeat sex offender walks into a neighbor's home and masturbates over the resident while she sleeps while another sex offender's home is burned to the ground before construction is even completed on Long Island.

"News Whore" Mandy Stadtmiller joins host Pat Dixon to discuss all this, plus a historical look at gay William III and oranges.

episode 300 - thank you, loyal fans of this show. You are better than most people.

4:50-5:00 - MIND THE GAP.

THANKS EX-EXTERMINATOR LARRY IZZO.

AND THANK YOU STEVE TORELLI FOR THE INCREDIBLE ART, ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE THE ONE I FORGOT TO THANK! (I'LL YOU ON THE NEXT ONE, AND SAME TO YOU DOUG NELSON.)