The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

329 MUTUAL BEARDS -- RMRH

ON THIS EPISODE

- DOUBLE-MURDER IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN, AN ELDERLY COUPLE WAS TARGETED AND SLAUGHTERED ON THE SIDEWALK BY A MAN WEARING A SKI-MASK. WE HAVE THE DETAILS.

- ANOTHER MAN IN THE BRONX WAS SLASHED IN THE FACE IN FRONT OF HIS 1-YR-OLD KID, WHO IS REPORTEDLY HAVING NIGHTMARES FOR SOME REASON; MEANWHILE A WOMAN FOUGHT OFF A MUGGER IN QUEENS.

- IN THE BOOGIE-DOWN-B., A MAN IS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY FEDERAL IMMIGRATION AUTHORITIES, TOUCHING OFF A PROTEST BY ADVOCATES AND PUBLIC DEFENDERS OUTSIDE THE STATE COURTHOUSE. + MUCH MORE COMPLETE SHOW NOTES AVAILABLE AT CRIMEREPORT.NYC HOST PAT DIXON WITH SETH BARRON.

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NEW YORK CITY - WALK TO THE CORNER BODEGA AND PICK UP THE NEW YORK POST, THE ULTIMATE TABLOID, RECOGNIZED THE WORLD OVER AS THE PAPER OF RECORD. THE PAGES CRACKLE, THE HEADLINES POP AND THE INK ON THE COARSE SURFACE OF THE PAGE TURNS YOUR FINGERTIPS BLACK AS THE HEART OF THE JADED SPINSTERS, CLUTCHING THE HANDLES OF THEIR CANVAS SHOPPING BAGS AS THEY FIX THEIR STEELY-EYED GLARE ON EVERYONE EXCEPT PREGNANT LADIES AND YOUNG GAY MEN WALKING THEIR DOGS. FOR THE REST OF THE STORY ON THE LATEST CRIMES EATING AROUND THE EDGES OF NEW YORK CITY, LISTEN.

HOST PAT DIXON WITH SETH BARRON

R.M.R.H. 327 R.M.R.H. 327 A NICE-LOOKING BRONX TEACHER IS ACCUSED OF PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A 14-YR-OLD STUDENT. WE THINK SHE MIGHT BE INNOCENT, HERE'S WHY. A MAN IS CRUSHED UNDER THE A-TRAIN AFTER FALLING FROM BETWEEN CARS IN WHAT POLICE ARE CALLING A POSSIBLE SUBWAY SURFING INCIDENT, GONE WRONG! IF THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO DO THIS, THEY SHOULD GIVE IT A LESS-FUN-SOUNDING NAME. IN THIS EPISODE, WE MAKE FUN OF THE WOMEN'S MARCH AND WOMEN IN GENERAL, AND MOCK PROPAGANDA VIDEOS FROM THE LEFT. PLUS, MAYOR DE BLASIO'S NEW HOMELESS SHELTER IS RUFFLING WELL-TO-DO MIDTOWN FEATHERS ON BILLIONAIRES' ROW. BONUS CONTENT from this podcast is available at: Patreon.com/patDixonNYC host Pat dixon with Seth Barron

NEW YORK CITY. SHITHOLE.

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

Hosted by Pat dixon with Seth Barron

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NEW YORK CITY - TRUE CRIME REPORTING - FROM THE PAGES OF THE TABLOIDS - ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. SETH BARRON JOINS HOST PAT DIXON TO DISCUSS AN AUTISTIC TEENS MURDER OF HIS FAMILY ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, THE DEATH OF ERICA GARNER, A REPORTED HATE CRIME IN WHICH A MUSLIM WOMAN WAS BEATEN BY A GANG OF TEENAGE GIRLS, THE SENTENCING OF A MAN WHO PARADED HIS GF NUDE FOR RECEIVING A DICK PIC, LITTLE-KNOWN RAPE LAWS AND MUCH MORE.

MAN WHO CLAIMED TO BE A VAMPIRE IN A MIDTOWN PARK BEFORE BITING THE HEADS OFF OF PIGEONS AND TURNING THEM UP TO GUZZLE THEIR BLOOD HAS A GOOD DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO IS HAMMERING OUT A TREATMENT-BASED OPTION FOR HER CLIENT. FUNNY, USUALLY THE LAWYERS ARE THE BLOODSUCKERS.

A MAN CAUGHT ON VIDEO SODOMIZING HIS GIRLFRIEND'S PET MALTESE, NAMED PRINCESS, WILL AVOID JAIL TIME BUT CANNOT OWN A DOG FOR FIVE YEARS. AND THAT GIRLFRIEND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IS NOW HIS WIFE.

A RIKERS GUARD IS BRUTALLY BEATEN BY AN INMATE, WHEN HE WAS JUMPED AND TAKEN OFF GUARD IN AN CORRIDOR. THE INMATE HAD CALLED 311 TWICE THE NIGHT BEFORE AND DECLARED HIS INTENTION TO MURDER A GUARD, BUT NO ONE BOTHERED TO CONVEY THIS THE CORRECTIONS OFFICERS ON STAFF AT THE CITY'S MOST TROUBLED JAIL. THE GUARD SUFFERED A BROKEN JAW.

HOST PAT DIXON AND FREQUENT CO-HOST SETH BARRON DISCUSS A BROAD RANGE OF TOPICS ALONG THE THEME OF CRIME IN NEW YORK CITY, AND FIND UNEXPECTED CONNECTIONS LOGICAL, ASSOCIATIVE AND ABSURD BETWEEN THE CRIMES IN THE DAYS TABLOIDS AND THE TENSIONS OF TODAY'S SEXUAL POLITICS, AS WELL AS ACTUAL POLITICAL POLITICS, ART, MUSIC, SEX, DEATH, HISTORY AND WHAT THEY MIGHT'VE HAD FOR LUNCH.

TOPICS DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE INCLUDE, ROMAN PHILOSOPHER SENECA THE YOUNGER AND HIS SUICIDE, WHY MICE ARE PRESUMED TO ENJOY CHEESE, EX-GIRLFRIENDS, THE PAINTER BALTHUS, JAIL REFORM, MAYOR DE BLASIO'S HOUSING POLICIES AND MUCH MORE INCLUDING A DISCUSSION OF A RADICAL NEW IDEA IN THE TREATMENT OF ANIMAL ABUSERS. MANDATORY (AS IN COURT-ORDERED) ANIMAL CRUELTY, WHICH WOULD BE MANAGED AND SUPERVISED BY THE CITY. COULD THIS BE REAL?

MURDER - A MAN WALKED INTO THE 50TH PRECINCT IN THE BRONX AND TURNED HIMSELF IN FOR THE GRISLY FATAL 2013 STABBING OF A 62-YR-OLD HOMELESS MAN.

FREQUENT CO-HOST SETH BARRON BRIEFLY DISCUSSES THE FATE OF HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO IS CURRENTLY AWAITING TRIAL IN THE ATTEMPTED MURDER OF THE FATHER OF HER CHILD. IT'S ALLEGED SHE TALKED HER IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG COUSIN INTO ATTEMPTING TO CARRY OUT HER MURDEROUS PLOT TO STAB AND BEAT HER EX TO DEATH INSIDE HIS OFFICE.

A SHOCKING SURVEY OF WOMEN IN NEW YORK CITY, DESIGNED TO SHED LIGHT ON THEIR SENSE OF "WELLNESS" IN THIS AGE OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT CLAIMS AND HIGH LEVELS OF INFERTILITY, CONCLUDES THAT 74% OF BIG APPLE WOMEN HAVE CRINGEWORTHY BODIES, POSSIBLY FROM HAVING SHIFTED INTEREST FROM LOVE AND SEX TO FOOD AND DRINK. THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN NYC DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LOVE OR SEX ANYMORE AND CONSIDER A PLATE OF SHRIMP TO BE SUPERIOR TO INTIMACY. WE COMMENT.

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

- A 62-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, SHOT AT A ONE-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

- RESEARCH OF THIS CRIME LEADS TO A DISCOVERY OF AN ACCIDENTALLY HEINOUS INCIDENT INVOLVING A SHOTGUN AND A WOMAN WITH A FETISH. LEARN THE NEW MEANING OF FINGER-BLASTING.

- WE BITE OFF A STORY WE FIRST PERFORMED LIVE AT WEST SIDE COMEDY CLUB, AND DISCUSS SOME BUSINESS AROUND THAT INCREDIBLE SHOW.

WITH SETH BARRON, @SETHBARRONNYC

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IN QUEENS, A BIGOTED KOREAN EX-TAXI DRIVER VISITS FLUSHING, LOOKING FOR CHINESE PEOPLE, BECAUSE HE HATES THEM. WHEN HE MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH A CHINESE WOMAN CLEANING SNOW OFF HER CAR, HE SUDDENLY GOES BERZERK AND ATTACKS THE STRANGER. AND THEN SOON, ANOTHER.

AS THE DETAILS OF THIS TWISTED STORY EMERGE, A CONVERSATION DEVELOPS WHICH WINDS THROUGH TOPICS OF RACE, SEX AND BIAS IN POPULAR CULTURE; THE WORK OF LEGENDARY TRAVELLING COMEDIAN TIM WILSON; CULTURAL ATTITUDES AND DIFFERENCES IN VARIOUS ASIAN CULTURES, AND MORE.

DID THE NATIVE AMERICANS GET A REASONABLE PRICE WHEN THE SOLD MANHATTAN AND STATEN ISLAND TO THE DUTCH? ARE NATIVE AMERICANS STILL REELING AS A PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR EARLY CONTACT WITH EUROPEAN TRADERS AND SETTLERS, WHO INTRODUCED THE TRIBES TO HARD LIQUOR? IS THIS PROOF THAT ALCOHOLISM ACTUALLY IS CONTAGIOUS?

LISTEN ON AS TWO OF NEW YORK CITY'S MOST CELEBRATED INDEPENDENT REPORTERS SPOOL OUT CRIME STORIES:

- AN ACCOUNTANT WHO TOLD HIS EMPLOYEE THAT SHE WAS "AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN, SENT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM" IS FACING POTENTIAL LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS, AND HIS VICTIM IS ANGRY AND TALKING.

- HATE CRIMINAL, TYRELL SHAW (AKA MR. TALENTED) HAS A BIZARRE BLOG DETAILING HIS CLEARLY INSANE VISION OF THE WORLD AND HIS PLANS TO SPARK A RACE WAR BY PHYSICALLY ATTACKING 1 MILLION ASIAN WOMEN FOR IGNORING HIM, WHICH HE BELIEVED WAS BECAUSE OF HIS RACE. BUT THE STRANGEST PART THIS TALE IS THAT SINCE HIS DEATH FROM SUICIDE IN 2015, HIS BLOG CONTINUES TO BE UPDATED FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, AND STILL DRAWS LARGE NUMBERS OF VISITORS. LISTEN AND BE STUNNED BY THE BIZARRE DETAILS OF THIS INCREDIBLE STORY.

- ASHLEIGH WADE FAKED A PREGNANCY IN ORDER TO DRAW HERSELF CLOSER TO HER FRIEND, WHO ACTUALLY WAS PREGNANT. AFTER HER FRIEND HAD NEARLY CARRIED THE BABY TO TERM, WADE SLASHED THE WOMAN'S THROAT TO PREVENT HER FROM SHOUTING OUT FOR HELP, THEN CAREFULLY CUT HER FRIEND OPEN AND REMOVED THE BABY TO KEEP FOR HER OWN. WE HAVE THE FINAL VERDICT AND DETAILS ABOUT WADE'S SENTENCE.

THROUGHOUT MANY STRANGE TWISTS - BOTH IN THE STORIES OF THE CRIMES THEMSELVES AND THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE TWO - DIXON AND BARRON UNFLINCHINGLY CHASE A FORM OF TRUTH WHICH GOES BEYOND FACTS OF THE CRIMINAL CASES THEY DISCUSS.

IRREVERENT, FUNNY AND CHALLENGING, NYC CRIME REPORT WITH PAT DIXON IS ONE OF THE MOST ABSORBING AND PROVOCATIVE PODCASTS WIDELY AVAILABLE.

HOST - PAT DIXON

WITH - SETH BARRON

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

The show that almost wasn't, this rare episode is one which will be appreciated after my death, and likely also after your death.

A violent manspreading self-proclaimed rapist of white bitches punches a woman on the subway and is apprehended after eyewitness video helps police identify the suspect.

We analyze the power dynamics of a typical subway fight as we listen to captured footage of an argument which escalates into insanity.

A look back at Sean Shaynack, one of the more cringey of the student-loving faculty at Brooklyn Tech.

much more.

Dec. 6, Westside Comedy Club, NYC Crime Report LIVE, get tickets at crimereport.nyc

host Pat Dixon with Seth Barron

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ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. The Worst Rapist - we've covered a number of rapes and attempted rapes since 2011, and this guy is definitely the worst at raping (thankfully, he's in custody). In one hour, he assaulted and attempted to rape 4 women (ranging in age from 14-64), one of whom bit down on his privates. The bandage on his "down there" gave him away.

2. Louis CK's "scandalous" behavior - don't let this happen to you - learn what you can do to make sure you don't lose millions of dollars and your professional reputation by accidentally violating people.

3. Erin Sayer, a look back - our favorite "slutty" teacher, who cheated on her lawyer husband (now ex-husband) by getting down with a star football player she was tutoring and was hit with a 50-count indictment - most recently, in Aug. the student was awarded a hefty $750,000 settlement.

Host Pat Dixon (Vh1's Best Week Ever, Comedy Central Presents) talks about crime in New York City and related subjects, who always takes sides from a completely objective point of view.

with Seth Barron (frequent contributor to NY Post, NY Daily News, City Journal) who brings his encyclopedic knowledge of New York City and subtle wit to the long-running podcast.

check out the new TRUMP podcast available at compoundmedia.com/highlights

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